Reminder that Ripley only survived the first movie because of Dallas being a moron

Reminder that Ripley only survived the first movie because of Dallas being a moron

what?

Soon...

Dallas died halfway through the movie.
well he didnt really "die" but you get my point

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Was it even halfway? Felt like less.

I don't accept the egg morphing thing.

me on the right

Which Alien movies are worth watching? I've seen the first one and Prometheus but I think there are like 3 or 4 other ones

It's okay. Ridley Scott pretty much confirmed it's not canon.

The first 2, Alien and Aliens.

Everything else doesn't exist. Just accept that and you'll be a lot happier.

Good.

Some people like to meme that Aliens is bad, but they're full of shit

Reminder that the only reason you're alive is my dick in your mom's ass helped push you fat sperg baby body out though her autism-infected cooch

Yet you can watch the egg morph scene on YouTube. .. it is his fate.

Reminder that Luke only survived because of Tarkin being a moron.

Fun Fact: Sigourney Weaver's libido was so reportedly so high that after Alien she considered doing porn just to satisfy it, but was talked out of it by her agent

bullshit I want a source

I don't think Aliens is 'bad', I just prefer literally everything about Alien.


I like the franchise better as suspense/horror/mystery rather than action.

Only the first two, but make sure you watch Aliens Special Edition. That one has the cut scene with the Sentry guns.

Reminder that the xenomorphs were misunderstood and only trying to help.

Reminder Aliens will never get a 3d rerelease if T2 3D is a box office failure

>Aliens Special Edition
Ehhhhh. I wouldn't recommend it for a first time viewing. The scene on LV-426 before the marines get there totally ruins a lot of the build-up and some of the added scenes kill the pacing. I love the scene with Ripley learning about Amanda but within the movie it just doesn't fit anywhere. She goes from crying over that to smoking and acting like a hard ass bitch in the meeting scene. I'd only reccommend the Director's cut/Special edition after at least seeing the theatrical cut first. It's just a more focused movie overall. Jim's DCs are always a mixed bag

Scott's scifi horror masterpiece reduced by David macaroon's to lock'n'load action/scifi hardware masturbation flick. Ya, really wonder why people don't like it.

>David macaroon's