>go to live sports game
>camera focuses on you
Go to live sports game
Robert Gonzalez
Thomas Diaz
>and youre at the game with your sister
Wyatt Wood
So?
Juan Moore
That's kinda why I don't ever want to go to a sporting event.
Bentley Gonzalez
>your sister is actually your brother
Parker Morgan
>you sister is actually you mother
Nathaniel Smith
>and it's break time, your sister is attractive and normal, and you're sitting beside her with your face down producing a triple chin while you play bing bing wahoo wearing your fedora
Nicholas Bennett
this happened to me at an oilers game a few years ago.
I had to do pic related and mouth the words “sister” a few times
Juan Adams
could have kissed her on the cheek or something right?
Logan White
This is why I don't wear team gear when I go to baseball games. They won't show you if you're not supporting the team.
Joseph Morris
>implying they aren't looking for the chads and staceys
Blake Perry
>tfw wink like an alpha
Christian Roberts
Only time I was on the jumbotron was at a padres game when I was about 8 or so with one of my friends
Nolan Ramirez
...
Hunter White
>camera focuses on me
>panic, flash my penis and fall
Angel Hall
...
Robert Kelly
...
Nathaniel Reyes
dude are you me?
for me it was an oakland athletics game. i was on it with my best friend in elementary school.
my life all went downhill from there
Henry Russell
> dickhead kid behind you starts dabbing
Gabriel Lee
...
Jordan Rogers
Little kids dabbing on camera will never not be funny to me
Isaiah Brown
>and she's adopted
Brody Nguyen
...
Colton Ward
Fucking Queen's wave followed by the white man dab, what a truly refined gentleman and at such a young age.
Thomas Turner
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Owen Powell
...
Owen Taylor
lol why is that so funny?
Michael Sanchez
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Jackson Phillips
>go to live sports game
>alone by myself
Ryder Fisher
...
Aaron Perry
>ywn make her feel beautiful
Eli White
>go to live sports game
>realise you prefer watching it on tv
Hunter Hall
...
Oliver Clark
HNNNNGGGG
Dylan Stewart
>do the roman salute
Charles Wright
>tfw no qt farm girl waifu
Wyatt Gomez
an incredible youth. his nation must be proud.
Logan Martin
CUTE
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Lincoln Miller
If you aren't an attractive woman it's very unlikely that this has happened to you
Christian Martin
>go to game with friends and gf
>sit next to best friend's wife
>kiss cam comes up
>stops at friend's wife and me
>everyone is cheering
>mouth and signal that we're not together
>get booed
>gf gets mad, doesn't talk or give me sex for 2 weeks
fucking hate going to live events
Henry Peterson
>tfw no corn-fed Midwestern qt3.14 gf