OFFICIAL Vancouver Canucks @ Calgary Flames Gamethread

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GET IN HERE

>Calgary singer with fake Southern accent

Never change, Alberta

I will join this thread where do I sign up?

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We're full get out

>pic related

better that than a mandarin one

>giving Markstrom yet another start instead of Demko

Baby schmaby, everyone knows Nilsson is shit

>implying >we didn't have Justin Bieber's faggier cousin mince all over the anthems last night

HOO BOY HERE WE GO

MONAHAN

>Can Not Pucks

FUCK

Lel i just found out this cute chick I knew from high school overdosed and died on east Hastings last week

that's fucking terrible dude

So does that count as Markstrom's first-period softie? Or does he have to let another in because that one was overturned?

Or, since Green is running him into the ground with a billion starts because Nilsson is such irredeemable garbage, will he collapse and get pulled after letting in 5 on the next 7 shots

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

>Lel
t. Chang the soulless

I just found out a chick I went to middle school with is a famous pornstar last night
>I fapped

>haha i'm gonna inject this substance that I bought off some sketchhead on the street and have absolutely no idea what it really is into my body #yolo
>it goes poorly

Hard to have sympathy 2bh

She was 26, sounds like she had been spiralling downward since high school and was beyond hope frankly

>Get addicted to meds your doctor prescribed after being "sponsored" by drug company
>Turn to harder drugs when the oxy runs out
>Die due to oxy cutting with carfentinal by dealers so they can make a larger profit
Due all Asians have no souls?

t. Ghost Kippers

I suppose you want more people to die?
there a Bible Class tomorrow, I'll what I can do
>26
that's awful

>getting addicted to drugs

>Nucks PP

TIME FOR A QUICK NAP

Please die of something that sobers one up and make's it hurt more

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>refs continuing to screw the Nucks by guaranteeing 2-minute periods in which they are guaranteed not to score

l-leave us alone Bettman

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped like that..

please die something fair less painful, no anesthetic

SAM "IRON JAW" "FIRST OVERALL" "ON THE TEAM FOR SOME REASON" GAGNER OPENS THE SCORING

ON THE POWER PLAY

SOMEHOW THE CANUCKS SCORED ON A POWER PLAY

IS THERE ANY CONCEIVABLE SCENARIO IN WHICH THIS IS NOT OUR YEAR?

That's better

there really isnt

Damn what was a sloppy PK

HAMILTON
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>flems literally need an extra guy to score on the Nucks

LMAO HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO HOPELESSLY OUTMACHED

>Wings-Canucks thread had one billion posts at this point
What's going on here?

>Markstrom on his 65th start in 15 games
>back-to-back starts on the road

How is the score not 7-1 Calgary?

Exactly every single Flames fan out there is actually attending the game

>Can't even beat a streaky goaler whose playing a back-to-back
>The desolate sprawling freezing suburb of Calgary

At least it's not Edmonton

>flems literally unable to score without the man advantage

DOOMED LMAO

OUR YEAR

THOMAS "TOP SHELF COOKIES" VANEK SOMEHOW SCORES A GOAL

GAME TIED WHICH MEANS THE NUCKS ARE CLEARLY WINNING

START PLANNING THE PARADE

OUR FUCKING YEAR

Fucking japs stealing all the safeway prizes

Meh. expectations were pretty low for this game anyways 2bh.

Barely any of the Nucks were even trying to defend that, so that pretty much was a Calgary 5-on-3 tbqhwyf

Flames are clearly hopelessly outmatched

DEREK THE ROCKET DORSETT?

HAHAHAHAHA SEE WHAT I MEAN

DEREK "SCORES IT" DORSETT TAKES THE TEAM SCORING LEAD AGAIN

SHORTHANDED

MVP

YEAR ETC

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP

DEREK "MVP" DORSETT

this game is lit

>>predictions
thrashers win

Huh

The Thrashers win every game that they play as the Jets

>tfw the canucks are better shorthanded than on powerplay

GOOD Twins dubs

I just wanted to take a second to congratulate you on those excellent and relevant digits

literally no way to doubt it is >our year

It's always our year, f. am

>digits
>scoring
>Dorsett

IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN IN THE MOST FEVERED HALLUCINATIONS OF THE VERY MOST CRIMINALLY INSANE, TO DENY THAT IT IS OUR YEAR

JUST IMAGINE WHEN >WE GET 2 (TWO) NHL GOALIES

IMAGINE IT AND WEEP, REST OF NHL

BO "SCORE THAT" HORVAT

ANOTHER PP GOAL SOMEHOW

A POWERPLAY GOAL

FROM THE CANUCKS

THE VANCOUVER "VANCOUVER CANUCKS" CANUCKS OF VANCOUVER, CANADA

ARE SCORING ON THE POWERPLAY

GIVE IT UP NHL, OUR SHIT SPECIAL TEAMS WERE YOUR LAST HOPE

OUR YEAR
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>Calgary Cowfuckers
lmao desu

NIGGA I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH ALL THE GOALS

HENRIK "CAN STILL KINDA PLAY HOCKEY" SEDIN

5-3

GOALS EVERYWHERE

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT CALGARY

IT'S OUR YEAR

>Boeser with another point
Cal der

>Flames getting memed on by a team with a dead goaltender on a road back-to-back

Y'all need to get Bob Hartley on the phone

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good daniel dubs

Good percentage-chance-the-Nucks-won't-win-the-Cup dubs

kek

>waited for the game to end and know have to walk to the store in the dark and cold

>tfw it is the Nucks who are the team on a road back-to-back

dilly dilly

>No K in sight
Comfy thread

GG Flames

our year etc