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Based commies
What the shit fucked kind of name is that ?
ebonics
>brother makes millions in NBA
>shoplift
???
negro father
hope they lock him away, dumbass shoplifting when he was 100% going to be making millions in a year or two.
He's actually pretty lucky cuz Trump is set to visit China in the next few days. Cuz he's a Ball it'll be high profile and good pub for both men. Would expect it to get taken care of.
BLACK
all their names are stupid as fuck
>LaVar
>Lonzo
>LiAngelo
>LaMelo
good
what kinda fucking idiot goes to China and steals shit
commies and lefties are fucking nuts you don't fuck with em without expecting to get fucked
doesn't china basically execute people for petty crimes like this? I know he's rich so the laws don't apply, but still
But seriously, for any American who gets a passport there should be a mandatory rundown for the dangers of acting like a retard abroad. So many Americans are ignorant to how easy we have it here.
Based chinks
He's a nigger
>dad is wealthy
>go to college for free
>shoplift
they do have that, they give you a sheet of paper warning you of potential illegal activities every time you apply for a travel visa. They also give you a reminder on the flight before arriving to your country of destination.
Dont forget the other guys...LaVars brothers..
>LaFrance
>LaValle
>LaRenzo
>LaShon
Did he swipe some Big Barrer Brand?
if your name's alonzo and you go by lonzo that's pretty cool
I hope so. God bless the chinks. In America they wouldn't even investigate because seeing 3 basketball player negros on the security camera and accusing them of stealing would be seen as racism and result in a boycott of fake Louis bags throughout the country.
but his name isn't Alonzo, it's Lonzo
La Li (Lu) (Le) Lo
I hope Trump tells China to give them the max sentence when he's there kek. How retarded do you have to be to shoplift in a country like China when you are rich.
METAL GEAR?
>acting a fool in an highly corrupt communist state
>breaking the law in a communist country that gives away the death penalty like it's candy
he got off too easy
Big burglar brand
what a stupid nigger
not only are chinese laws extreme he would’ve been watched like a hawk as soon as he entered a store, being a giant nigger in china and all.
If anything sending someone to jail despite their status is the opposite of corruption
you can take a monkey out of the jungle
lyl
>Points: 0
>Rebounds: 0
>Assists: 0
>Blocks: 0
>Steals: 1
>tfw you're the manager of the Hangzhou Chinese Prison Rec League
kek
lel
Nope, those three are fucked. Trump isn't a wizard and the Chinese do not take kindly to losing face.
Mess with the best, get sent to the countryside like the rest.
Communism wins again!
>LiAngelo Ball could start WWIII
What a fucking world.
It's almost like these three retards didn't learn anything at UCLA.
The 44% minority.
mfw Lavar claims his sons can knock down missiles headed for LA
>Communism
>Lavar Ball in any sort of military scenario
just take my money
Heard that in snakes voice
>Lavar Trump press conference
Fuck sake I'd buy tickets to go to that.
If trump saves him, will trump be a big baller by proxy?
This is actually good for the BBB brand. The only Ball brother with a chance of being successful is already in the NBA, the other Ball bros are guaranteed to be basketball failures. If the other Ball bro can get thrown in jail now too then the BBB brand will have solid excuses as to why only one Ball bro made it.
shame these faggots can't read
I thought LaMelo was considered good
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China's actually the rare example of a country that occasionally makes an example of its billionaires. The fact that he's a foreigner means he'll definitely get a lighter sentence than a Chinese would but still, he picked the wrong country to rob.
And then make soup out of it
I thought the youngest was supposed to be the best?
good, i hope he grows weak and loses his will in a Chinese jail cell, then when he thinks he's about to get released, they boil his ass in a hot pot and eat him. only thing that nigger is good for is his appendages on a dish next to uncooked lentils and shiitake mushrooms.
Trump is the biggest baller. He's a super model banging billionaire President
he doesn't even wish he was a little bit taller
subtle
That's just what they say so their memey existence can stay afloat for another 5+ years as the other 2 bust/die from starvation in china
He is. He has the shooting/scoring touch which is what matters the most in the NBA.
Let's just send all the black players to China and see what happens.
Hahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>saw people defending him stealing say that him and his buddies are still kids
why the fuck are people making an excuse for someone stealing? and 8 year old should know not to steal, let alone an 18+ year old. at what point are they to be held accountable for their actions?
they should be punished to the fullest extent of chinese law.
It disgusts me to no end he’ll get away it. Same with that idiot Portis in the bulls who sucker punched a team mate and a police report wasn’t even filed. Wtf? I work with so many people I wish I could punch with no consequences.
>no one can defend him in any type of court
>basketball-American diplomacy
remembers me of that retarded who went to best korea and got caught stealing a poster as souvenir
why are americans so brainlet?
What's up with all the nano ballers shitting up Sup Forums lately?
Kek if you think Trump will give a shit. This monkey is just Warmbier 2.0
iktfb. this is now a /BBB/
Um, everyone makes mistakes plus there's nothing of value in poor ass China, so they should let Ball free.
he was shoplifting in a louis vuitton store lol
Probably all fakes anyway.
Just like his talent.
Let's see how Chinese Xenophobia is today.
*steals your post*
>being such a planck baller you have to steal from chinks
""""""""""""Big"""""""""""" Baller Brand E X P O S E D
To play double's advocate...
is it possible there was some miscommunication? maybe walked the wrong with without paying?
Store owner just wanted to stick it to black Americans?
A normal person would have been shot. He's lucky he's just getting jailed.
I don't know who that is what would it be like if they talked?
Checked.
The Chinese authorities probably don’t see them as American.
imagine being a tall quadroon in china and thinking you're low-key enough to steal shit lmao what a tard
>implying this all wasn't some ruse by Lavar Ball to get in contact with Trump
weird, I don't ever notice any of that when i go to Mexico but maybe they only emphasize it more when you travel anywhere below first world?
Anyone who willingly goes to North Korea is a brainlet by default
I grew up with rich cocky kids who'd steal for the fun of it...wouldn't be surprised if this is the case
>China has a 99% conviction rate
I feel sorry for this kid. He probably wasn't even the one who shoplifted.
t. cuck
who are the patriots
What does this thread have to do with New England?
face is a japanese concept, just like integrity is a white concept, nigger.
>10 years in prison for stealing a Louie belt
he'll just be locked up for a few days then they will send him back to the states. still funny
gooks stole the concept of face from the chinks.
>black Americans
You mean niggers, and of course they did. Nobody likes them. politicans pretend to when they need votes though, so you're like obedient children, really.
Based aussie
if chinese are gooks and japs are chinks, what are koreans?
>first man in space: soviet patriot
>americucks didn't even think space was real (another lie made up by Jesus, like dinosaurs) until they were overshadowed by communist achievements in space science
all of them are different kind of chinese people, check the fucking map
japand and korea are tiny as fuck, what made you believe they were a different race from china?
zipperheads
did an Asian guy fuck your mom or something?
>first man on moon??????
>second man on moon?????
>third man on moon?????
>every man on moon????????
what? i'm not being offensive here, just an objective fact
it's like saying norwegians, danes and swedes are etchnically different, which is stupid
Koreans are gooks. Japs are japs.
if going to the moon is so important how comes no one went there again? only going to the space was relevant and the ruskies won
>Japs are Japs
They're Nips, dumb kid