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>Not a single one of the King's starter has any points in the first quarter

My knickies are elite

THANK
YOU
BASED
BRAZILARRY

cavs are making the playoffs

BUDDY MOTHER FUCKING KOBE'S SON HIELD

>tfw we do it big
>tfw all flyover fags get destroyed

BUDDY

Thank you OKC for Kanter lmao

my buddy my buddy it's my buddy and me

I want Melo and Patterson off this team now

>LiAngelo Ball facing 3-10 years in prison

>rich american related to the NBA
>going to chinese jail

not going to happen. Shit would hit the fan, you'd have NBA players refusing to play in china or endorse chinese products.

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Go to Chiner
Steal some shit
Get caught
3 to 10 years in a work camp
Attaching labels to sneakers for 12 hours a day
Look at label
"Big Baller Brand"
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>Shit would hit the fan, you'd have NBA players refusing to play in china or endorse chinese products.
lmfao no you wouldnt
nobody is going to support a thief little entitled shit
especially not lavar's son

Looking cool joker!

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LaVar says everything is fine and Melo is still a fuccboi.

well, you tried, i'll give you that
but the pb is a bit more complex than that

REAL NIGGAS ONLY
LD GET IN HERE

Is the NBA purposely fucking over OKC so they can lighten up later for a "muh dynasty" arch or are the refs just retarded as fuck?

Is trump gonna save liangelo? Seems like he'd be in with BBB

sup

M******** Stop This PB B****** Right Now !

i think it's just part of the ball family reality show

we coming for you boston skreeonk

this

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its seems pretty serious desu

>What they face now bears little resemblance to the legal system of the United States. The three men could be detained for more than a month without American-style bail before local prosecutors even decide whether to press charges, according to William Nee, a Hong Kong-based researcher of the Chinese court system for Amnesty International.

>Nee said it is not uncommon for a defendant to wait 30-37 days before being officially indicted. Among those indicted, Chinese prosecutors enjoy a 99.2 percent conviction rate, according to Nee’s research.

>However, Wen Yu, an attorney based in Guangzhou in Southern China, told Yahoo Sports that if “police have some solid evidence like CCTV video and/or the stolen good discovered from their hotel rooms,” then options may be limited. “The Shanghai consulate can work on this but if the evidence is sound, there is not much for them to do.

>“The police will be very careful to handle this case at such a sensitive time,” Wen Yu continued. “Without instructions from above, they will not let the students out easily because the authorities want to prove foreigners are treated equally here.”

im getting worried for OKC, 3 game losing streak. wtf is going on?

no dougie mcthunderbuckets

Westbrook is trying too hard, even more than last season

damn i was doing work and missed /nba/ shitposting
might as well check who they lost t-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

greg monroe fantasy, yes or no?

*draws the flagrant foul*

Thunder more like Blunder desu

>slips $100 american money to police
>we did not find CCTV evidence that you stole the goods. You're free to go

>player farts in lebrons direction
>counts as contact

we're talking about real contact, not referees granting free throws because someone breathed too close

for what? he has 2 all stars with him now. desu i think its melo.

ayesha could get it desu

liangelo jail time will toughen him up desu he'll be the realest nigga in the league with my lakeys

lets gooooo

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plus by the time he gets out he might even be fully fluent in mandarin

win/win

>The absolute state of the Thunder

i read on /r/nba they havent beaten a western conference team yet

that's pretty concerning imo

>China, like Japan has a 99% conviction rating

It's over

Also who is the GSP of NBA?

warriors i guess

>i read on /r/nba

>using reddit
Big Baller status revoked

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I met Gelo last week and had him sign my napkin at BJ's, I asked him to sign it as Zo and he got really pissed

if that's not a big baller move i dont know what is

what did Steven Adams mean by this

I too,browse Reddit.

don't post my username here then, itll be our secret

>ywn sniff gelo's feets
feelsbadman

Who's a bigger bust? OKC or Lonzo?

somehow still lonzo

Based, Muscular and ELITE lakers, lads

Based, Muscular and ELITE 76ers, lads.

t. lifelong 76ers fan

you may only respond to this post if your team is at .500 or better

sorry thunderniggers and lebronsexuals this ain't for you

sup

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right here

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kid sister

KID SISTER

/Warriors/ and /Celtics/ fan here

now that the process worked

lmao most of them have kids and any parent would relate and feel for something like this, shoplifting is literally a victimless crime

Kuz's utah jersey was pretty fire

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OKC is winning The Finals; they cheated death in an airplane this season, destiny calls for them.

moda moda moda

Spurs or Boston

>16/13/6/3/3
>on a bad night
who can stop him?

out here

The guy isn't even in the NBA and unlike Lonzo he's not a lock to get drafted.
And China wouldn't even care about one country's sports league when the most popular sports league in said country doesn't even support it's own homeland.

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2017 NBA Redraft

1. Tatum
2. Kuzma
3. Lauri
4. Fox
5. DSJ
6. Isaac
7. Ball
8. Frank
9. Mitchell
10. Jackson
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>9001. Phantom Limb Fultz

2016 redraft

1. Simmons
2. Ingram
3. Jaylen
4. Buddy
5. Brogdon
6. Skal
7. Murray
8. Levert
9. Chriss
10. Sabonis
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>9001. Dunn

2015 redraft

1. Porzingod
2. Towns
3. Booker
4. Turner
5. D'Lo
6. Oubre
7. Rondae
8. Nance
9. Lyles
10. Winslow
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>9001. Okafor

2014 redraft

1. Embiid
2. Wiggins
3. Saric
4. Gordon
5. Nurkic
6. Capela
7. Randle
8. Jabari
9. Warren
10. slowmo
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>9001. Exum

2013 redraft

1. Giannis
2. Gobert
3. McCollum
4. Otto
5. Adams
6. Oladipo
7. Schroder
8. Noel
9. Burke
10. Zeller
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>9001. Bennett

2012 nba redraft

1. Davis
2. Draymond
3. Dame
4. Beal
5. Barnes
6. Waiters
7. Drummond
8. Fournier
9. Crowder
10. Rivers
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>9001. MKG

>they cheated death in an airplane this season, destiny calls for them.
That's not how this will end.

Carmello is a cancer every team he leaves gets better and every team he goes to gets worse

>On Thursday, USC tried to double Poeltl to neutralize him, but that came at great cost, as Kyle Kuzma was left wide open. The 6-foot-9, 221-pounder is long and athletic, which should give a lot of trouble to both post and perimeter defenders. Against the Trojans, Kuzma shot 11-of-12 from the field and 1-of-1 from three-point range, tallying a team-high 23 points and adding seven rebounds, second only to Poeltl's eight.
LOLOLOLOL BROSHIPPING SINCE COLLEGE

You have no idea how popular Kobe is in china. He backs out of business deals there and suddenly millions of people are without a job.

you rang?

westerners get arrested for shoplifting and shit all the time, they never go to prison. This is a non-story and only exists in this magnitude because of Lavar's obnoxiousness.

Knicks reporting in

Reminder that Simmons and Embiid hate Lavar ball and are about to literally destroy the Lakers in 5 days.

>chinks
>caring about one another
The system is above even Kobe. The only thing that can save LiElephant is a huge cash bribe.

>westbrook deserved mvp over Harden because he didn't have enough talent around him
AHAHAHAHA THE THUNDER GOT EXPOSED. KYS BLUNDER FANS

OKCucks

>Frank that low

I'd put Otto over McCollum and Draymond down to 5

Tatum DSJ Issac Mitchell Frank Jackson all trash

1. Kuzma
2. Lauri
3. Ball
4. Fox

thats all that matters

TYBK

Should I get a Giannis jersey or Porzingis jersey?

where the FUCK are my rapties uprising
no OG potlel siakam(g league mvp bitch) or norm powell who just got his groove back
KYS my man

>this
nuke powell is goat

porzigins white jersey desu

call made, come home jelo

2011 NBA redraft

1. Kawhi
2. Kyrie
3. Klay
4. Kemba
5. Butler
6. Isaiah
7. Vucevic
8. Jonas
9. Markieff
10. Shumpert
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>9001. Derrick Williams

2010 nba redraft

1. Cousins
2. George
3. Wall
4. Avery
5. Hayward
6. Whiteside
7. Lance
8. Favors
9. Bledsoe
10. Monroe
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>9001. Turner

2009 NBA redraft

1. Curry
2. Harden
3. Blake
4. Derozan
5. Rubio
6. Teague
7. Taj
8. Lawson
9. Tyreke
10. Carroll
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>9001. Thabeet

2008 NBA redraft

1. Rose
2. Westbrook
3. DJ
4. Serge
5. Love
6. Brook
7. Dragic
8. Batum
9. Gordon
10. Gallinari
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>9001. Beasley

2007 NBA redraft

1. Durant
2. Marc
3. Horford
4. Conley
5. Noah
6. Thad
7. Young
8. Bellineli
9. Wilson chandler
10. Dudley
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>9001. Oden

i've been saying since the melo departure that the knicks core is young and highly talented as a group: zingis/gomez/frank/roach/thj, hornacek is a solid coach and mark my words: the free agents will swarm in, everybody will want to play with porzingis, watch lebrick campaign for the move in summer.