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>T.J. Dillashaw says Team Alpha Male’s in-cage trash talk helped him recover after UFC 217 knockdown
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THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR GOD

is this the thread?

why does Dodson get such little attention?

>Another wmma thread

You caught me at a bad time I was going to get some shut eye. Just know I am praying for you.

i think it is man

Look his losses

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Hello is this a Ponzinibbio friendly thread?

Calendar only watches mma to root for his fellow black fighters and to make webms of unattractive WMMA fighters.

because MM dominates the division and dodson did little else worth remembering

not interested in your life story Coral

he won Arlovski's heart

TJ is +160 against Mighty Mouse.

Even oddsmakers know DJ smokes TJ.

>What, if anything, surprised you about the inside of Callen's asshole?

Yo Coral I'm from St. Pete man when is Florida /heem/ gonna meet up and watch some fights my guy

Quality heem

smelled like semen and rotting kale, its a beast 100%

Team Alpha Male more like Team Beta Male am I right?

I’m so bummed about ufc fight night orlando being moved to London, hopefully they book it again sometime later this year. I have a cousin living in st pete it’s a beautiful area. Heem meet up next Florida ufc event for sure.

Santiago Ponzinibbio = Sup Forums
Mike Perry = Reddit

This fight is important

>lull Coral into a false sense of security then beat him up and steal his laptop
Florida meet up sounds like a beast, might have to book a flight

Team Beta Fail

good one dom

If you came to Florida for a /heem/ meet up at a ufc event i’d have to give you a hug my guy

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Does anyone have the beer one?

>Avril Straub

I follow her on snap. She's a huge cunt but it's worth it for the occasional bikini pic.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TIRED

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>Woodley vs Thompson III.webm

nobody ever acknowledges on this website except when i post on /heem/. bunch of dumb fucking brainlets outside of these confines

heres a reply if it matters to you

garbrandt vs lineker?

Thank you based calendar

/cyc/ is pretty comfy when they are up. But it might not be the sport for some of you heemos

Sure, why not. Cody either gets heemed quick or outboxes him. It might be smart for Cody to take some time off

BAD matchup for cody. lineker hits harder and is insanely durable. cody is much faster and more athletic but would get heemed after landing some good shots.

Wonderboy in Feb? I thought he hurt his thumb fighting Masvidal?

Who does he get after he beats Till? Colby? loser of RDA vs Lawler?

till wins dude.

Heeminder not to watch UFC with normies:

youtube.com/watch?v=1i698XsUUEg

is ths u

i wish i had normie friends. i could just be that one autist that they tolerate, that'd be fine. the cute girl doesn't even need to sit on my lap sometimes haha

vile

>doing anything with normie

thing about cody is he is most effective in quick inside exchanges. i really doubt he would outbox lineker in the sense of staying on the outside and popping him with quick combinations. i think he would get drawn into exchange after exchange and eventually get slept. really it's an absolutely terrible matchup for him unless TAM really gameplans it and makes him incorporate wrestling (doubtful)

Goat body + tats

Yeah, you basically put into words what I meant. If they get inside the pocket and swing, Cody will probably go down
But, Cody does have the boxing skills to beat Lineker by picking him off, it'd just require a very solid gameplan

how did darren till end up doing lita luvre in brazil? didn't jiu jitsu kill that style?

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who is your least favorite fighter heem?

Is USADA even trying anymore?

|||>>>*CRINGE*

you mean GOAT body minus tats

He's been tested something like nine times. He's the natty GOAT, get over it.

worked

Stop being anti-social dude we're all buds here

nah tats are shit. All of them.

penis size of heem.
me 15-16 cm
also any confirmed penis size of fighters??
i heard GSP is hung like holmes.

Jone Jones' dick is so big he needs dick pills for it to work!

Sexyama is gone, rockhold is fading, now arise the new hotness of MW Paulo

Every niche must be filled. no new boetch in the pipeline, we will need one soon.

Max Holloway is going to be in this film called "Den of Thieves"

Wew lads

are they literal dwarfs?? I could probably pick both of these 'men' by the collar kek

Only casual morons think TJ is going to smoke DJ. Real fans know TJ is getting mouse trapped.

I don't want to work for the rest of my life

lets do the dam ting

>manlets deserving attention

Alri wrong tab lad, you wanted /brit/

what is the age limit for military in UK? do some years and then never work again and live off your pension or whatever

They're all neets

Could Dodson heem Arlovski?

Alright you can tell the /heem/ lads, who called you names over there?
Shall we sort them out pal

>join military
>get ""injured""
>uncle sam pays for your "life"

No but Joanna probably could.

cringe

doubt they'd take me, I think you need gcses

This was the closest MM ever came to losing

the decisionator suplexed him all over the octagon

I can tell you never watched that fight, youve only seen that low quality gif.

MM couldn't do anything to him, Cruz complete destroyed him reversing every takedown and avoiding every rush

I can tell you have a small dick

tj would beat dj

dj is basicly a ronda

Calm down homo

TJ vs DJ is more likely than ever now but it is in DJ's court.
I feel like he'll refuse it and say only if he can move up and challenge for TJ's belt as opposed to vice versa

TJ lost to someone DJ beat twice casual.

What do you think the 219 main event will be?

CM Punk vs Conor Mcgregor

>Hendricks is 1-5 in his last 6

Holy shit I didn't even realise. Bigg Rigg plz

christ you're retarded lmao

What the fuck.

These are not even manlets; they're legit midgets. How can anyone be interested in this shit? Literally even worse than
>wmma

If it's not mctappy, then it's gonna be DC and Oezdemir.

Come to my gym ask for Paul C.

have sex

mmamath, the irony here is that casuals use that as an argument

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Shoo shoo mandrama size-queen.

Get a clue dummy

>t. sperg

How is DJ "basicly" ronda?

>Hendricks is 1-5 in his last 6

Holy shit I didn't even realise. Bigg Rigg plz

sperg