Watching casablanca with gf

>watching casablanca with gf
>seems to be enjoying it
>old fashioned romance seems to hit her
>nearing airport finale
>"And the names are Mr & Mrs Lazlo"
>gf immediately gets on her phone and plays candy crush
>areyoufuckingkiddingme
>"Babe, put it away it's almost over"
>She looks at me like I just shit on her dog
>"I was just GLANCING at my phone user!"
>this bitch
>Meanwhile movie is still rolling
>"well can you give me the remote, or pause it?"
>"user why are you gETTING MAD AT ME"
>"Bitch as you're talking we've missed 3 mins"
>she picks up the remote
>turns off movie to watch Little Midgets of L.A bullshit
>I storm off to bed
>MFW Midgets are better than Casablanca

cool story bro

Why are women so stupid?

you really cant force people to enjoy stuff they aint interested in

>women claim men are childish for like sports and video games
>women are responsible for the success of reality television and mobile gaming

>story doesn't end with a passive aggressive facial

women are adult children. they have no attention span and can't be expected to enjoy classic films.
just keep using her wet holes because that's all she's good for unless she cooks (she probably doesn't though because feminism).

giving women rights was the biggest mistake western society ever made.

>storming off to bed because your gf didn't like the movie you put on

You're a fucking child

Some people are into art side of media entertainment only in certain fields. Maybe she's more a music fan.

Introduce her to Swans.

>gf

stopped reading there

Most people under 30 don't have the attention span to watch a movie that isn't screaming at them the whole time and cutting the scene every 0.4 seconds. Much less a woman under 30.

casablanca is shit

Wow that is a fascinating opinion user I'm glad you shared it we were all wondering whether you liked this 50 year old movie or not. Whew I can sleep at night knowing, glad that got resolved!

you like watching little people bitch about nothing
>how mature

>2017
>watching movies

ISHYDDT

thanks for your opinion of my opinion my man

1 of the best films ever made, mong.

You are right to be pissed user, bitch should show some respect. Don't get too serious with this one, not worth it.

How come people on Sup Forums have the worst girlfriends?

because their gfs have the worst bfs

Those have got to be the worst 2 things of the last 20 years...

>passive aggressive facial
What the fuck is that?
Trying to cum on her face from as far away as you can spray but mostly getting it all on the carpet?

This. Movies don't give the audience time to breathe anymore because they get distracted.

You can say you don't like it but it's not shit. Things that stand the test of time and that people still watch today can't possibly be shit.