ITT we cast and discuss potential Baldur's Gate show

ITT we cast and discuss potential Baldur's Gate show

Done

Forgotten Realms is the most boring and unimaginative garbage ever produced, literally Dragonlance tier

>main character

but will we learn about the king's tax policy?

This

The pc better be female and her romantic interest better be Imoen.

so is Baldur's gate another Elves, Dwarves, and Orcs Tolkien ripoff like most video game fantasy?

D&D and its offshoots are literally the burger version of Tolkien and nothing more

It's better than most fantasy worlds, sorry mate. Only Warhammer and maybe LOTR/CONAN is on par.

i liked everything about BG2 except the characters, didn't play the first one
it's dungeons and dragons if that's what you mean

not really, much more magic, multiple gods intervining in mortal world, different dimensions and shit like that. they share some of the creatures, which came from mythologies before Tolkien anyways

It's set in the Forgotten Realms setting

Think THE quintessential most standard, basic shit D&D fantasy setting and you have it
So yes

>It's better than most fantasy worlds, sorry mate. Only Warhammer and maybe LOTR/CONAN is on par.
that's hardly a ringing endorsement

CHARNAME: Chris Hemsworth
Imoen: Jenniffer Lawrence
Jaheira: Natalie Portman
Viconia: Kristen Stewart
Minsc: The Rock
Aerie: Emma Watson
Sarevok: Tom Hardy
Jon Irenicus: Aiden Gillen but voiced by David Warner

Wew

Arcanum>Fallout>Planescape>Baldur's Gate

i hate it already

even GRRM's schlock is better than D&D, kys

nice. also
>Gorion: Antony Hopkins

Holy shit I wanna see CIA irenicus now

I CANNOT BE CAGED. I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED. KNOW THIS AS YOU DIE, EVER PATHETIC, EVER SMALL GUYS

Lmao no. GOT is pathetic.

Forgotten Realms is the most fleshed out fantasy universe EVER.

Jenna Malone: Imoen
Olivia Wilde: Jaheira
LL Cool J: Minsc

>Forgotten Realms is the most fleshed out fantasy universe EVER.

and yet it has produced nothing of note besides a few shitty PC games

Nalia: Drew Barrymore

Stop casting only overrated meme actors.

That wagebill would be at $200m.

fleshed out =/= good

I love it for setting sandbox games in it because i can tweak sections of the world for my own game and if the players ever pick up and leave or follow some random path the rest of the world has various levels of it already fleshed out.

With that said, yes it is pretty generic fantasy but I don't see that as a bad thing. If you are looking for stock standard fantasy it's a good go-to.

Those games are better than the GOT books in terms of writing and storytelling so there's that.

It kinda is.

Have you seriously never played the games? You must be under 20.

I refuse to buy bioware games

Then you must be very young, because Bioware hatred is a relatively recent thing.

it's been a thing since EA bought them which was like 10 years ago

Greyhawk is better for generic high fantasy.

FR is just a kitchen sink of fucking nonsense and special snowflake mary sues.

The Elder Scrolls is the best post-Tolkien fantasy universe

>relatively recent
Bioware hasn't released anything good since ME1 and even that's arguable
So a little less than a decade now

I remember that thread. Great choices.

Fuck off, the PC is canonically a 7' long haired warrior, who banged Jaheira.

Underage and gay

yep he's under 20

Why do millennials pretend to be old and like old thing online?

What class would the PC be? Can't really decide until you know.

Yes. You guys should check out when Baldur's Gate came out. Probably before your birth.

And you should learn reading comprehension, probably beyond your mental capacity though

10 years is relatively recent considering Bioware's golden age was the late 90s.

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In what universe is Nalia a savage-looking badass and Viconia not the hottest by far?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I bought ME3 and DA:I and I'm starting to think maybe those boycott people are onto something

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Obviously new Bioware is shit. The point is that Baldur's Gate is from 1998. For that user to have not played Baldur's Gate because he doesn't buy Bioware games he has to be a little kid.

It's important to acknowledge BioWare doesn't even exist anymore. The name does but the company itself is literally EA.

Why are people like this not deported? It's not like has unique skills to warrant him staying the west.

It's like me moving to Nigeria and complaining about black people every day.

Edwin finding the girdle of gender swapping is going to be the main theme isn't it?
Also they will have to change his/her allighnment to lawful good because we can't have an evil trans person.

I wouldn't know I don't play trash games

Ainsley as Edwin.

Make it happen, faggots.

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“ The cursed Girdle of Femininity and Masculinity, a rare yet oft-discussed magical item, is wrought with a most powerful magic. Anyone unfortunate enough to secure it around their waist instantly finds their gender to be transformed. It is said that not fifty years past, a nameless court jester was beheaded for presenting the girdle as a gift to Duke Lobelahn's lover. ”

Oh shit this wording will trigger the fuck out of the left.

Lel. Its unironically the best rpg of all time.

it was a great start
i actually prefer bg2, story wise
also, iwd:how was the best dungeon crawler

that's how we know he never played it and just being a faggot.
you must gather your party before venturing forth did get a bit annoying after a while though.

>Imoen
Imogen Poots
>Sarevok
Idris Elba on stilts with power armor
>Khalid
The protagonist from Chuck
>Jaheira
Katheryn Winnick
>Minsc
The Rock
>Dynaheir
Some mulatto actress with gravitas

Optional:
>Ajantis
Arnie Hammer
>Kivan
Paul Dano
>Edwin
I dunno its too hard

>redditors getting triggered that their favorite le 90's nostalgia game is getting shat on

>I rate baldur's gate

the one time in my life im ok with being 30 on Sup Forums is seeing this shit

what about the player

Nalia isn't in that picture.