Dave Chappelle is hosting SNL tonight. How great will it be?

Dave Chappelle is hosting SNL tonight. How great will it be?

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Depends on his drumpf ability to grab em by the kitty

Does anyone ever remember the endless skits about Obama?

Didn't he just host it not that long ago

why do the cultural marxists have such bad forced memes

Will Black Bush be back?

It's a rerun you fools.

For real, they should bring him back though. He was excellent at it and it's not like he's doing anything else.

It's gonna be Black Trump

>"Mr. Black Trump, what will be your plan to defeat ISIS?"
>PLAN? Oh I got a plan... The problem is... It's top secret.
>"Can you elaborate Mr. Black Trump?
>YES I CAN ELABORATE. I can't tell nobody. ISIS probly watchin' this shit right now taking notes. Shits top secret. NEXT QUESTION.
>"Sir, John from CNN"
>WHO LET YOU NIGGAS IN?

damn, i might of watched it.

I want it

This could work.

Fab

I read this in Daves voice kek

lol I read it in adam sandler's voice from billy madison kek

kek

Obama wasn't a joke of a human being

He was, but nobody dared joke about him since he was the lefts special snowflake

As opposed to the ones protesting a coffee shop?

>not using his whiteface character

>"Sir, John from CNN"
>WHO LET YOU NIGGAS IN?

>calls people special snowflake
>gets triggered when his orange president is mocked

>if-if-if-if-if-if-if

At least he won't go down as "that token president who people will realize how terrible he was once they remove their minority-goggles"

At least his hands seem like they're a normal size, now.

nah, he'll go down as something far worse

A secret service member will kill Trump in the oval office as impeachment becomes an inevitable reality. Trump wll threaten to take the entire country down with him and the Secret Service agent will realize that his duty to his country is greater than his duty to the president.

This secret service agent will be the most reviled man in the country.

yes, it was obvious from day one the oompa loompa in chief was going to be a disaster.

>economy recovered after Bush left it in shambles
>Crime down
>unemployment low
>states, which cooperated, enjoy high quality healthcare for most citizens
>everyone comfy as fuck
>more citizens gained equal rights

How did we live?

>actually passing health care reform
>after Truman, Carter, Clinton all failed and LBJ had to compromise on old-people-only
I mean, there's still 60 million Democrats in this country and that's a hell of an accomplishment if you're one of them.

it's an old episode you fucking retards

>>>"Mr. Black Trump, what will be your plan to defeat ISIS?"
>>PLAN? Oh I got a plan... The problem is... It's top secret.
this would be the only joke I wouldn't understand because its logical

don't tell the romans you're planning to raze rome to the ground while they're away fucking off with the huns and german scum

It's great to live in the North East where the ACA worked and we're living in a safe, insulated Region where all these issues don't affect us because we're not shackled to the bible under fear of the Illuminati.

I like the Spicer skits and I've never even watched the real Spicer.

Even so Obama was still terrible in ways that most presidents are terrible. Trump is a completely new kind of terrible. He might actually be so bad that the other branches of government just actively works towards reducing the power of the president.

>Economy recovered
lmao, it skydived after obamacare
>Crime down
Actually, it's even worse during the Obama years, Chicago is turning into Detroit as we speak
>Unemployment low
In other countries maybe, since they're outsourcing the jobs
>High quality healthcare from one company that sells medicine at exorbitant prices
>Comfy is a stupid meme buzzword
>More equal rights for 0.0001% of the population and worse job conditions for the majority of the population

Feels like you just wrote all bait tbqh

If you think it's logical, you probably think Trump was right about our intelligence community being shit.

>Chicago is turning into Detroit as we speak

THIS. I know you all try to shit on Trump for mentioning Chicago everytime but take a fucking look at whats going on.

All this are alternative facts not supported by anything but memes formed on InfoWars.

But yeah, Trump is going to save you. Let's see how that works out. Where is he right now... oh yeah. He's got your interests in mind.

>Chicago

Unless you live there... who fucking cares? Also, all these 'muh guns' fags should go in there and do the right thing and clear out the gangs instead of shooting up mosques and black churches.

Did SNL ever parody Ted Cruz?
youtube.com/watch?v=mVRTO-nYuU0

>Obama years
>unemployment low

I'm not trying to blame Obama for not fixing the US economy after the 08 crash or for causing it, but the fact of the matter is that America is in many parts of the country completely fucked.

Trump is a mess

How much of that is directly Obama's fault or how much is it most mid west fags hold out for 'muh manufacturing/coal jobs' instead of learning how to use a computer or how to work in healthcare?

what about his feet?

>blackmailed by Russia because he likes to get peed on
>closest advisor already done because of Russian connections
>Russians already fucking with us, including having a spy ship off the coast
>Tax Payers spending millions so he can vacation in Florida every weekend while his wife also wastes millions living in NYC
>sperging out on the media while the intelligence community is literally done with him

Come on, give Trump a chance.

Are his hands and feet small... or is he just morbidly obese due to all the shitty food he shovels in his anus-like mouth?

Seriously, will he have a stroke in office? He's a 70+ year old man who has to have a 28+ BMI.

Trudeau is manhandling trump like he is his cumslut.
>that Trudeau rape face
>Trump strutting his fat ass
you just know

Oh good. I thought my matrix was glitched out.

>tfw Dave will never do a golden shower Trump parody music video.

...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z9Hvo7p8Dw

Did Hollywood drive him mad

Will he get booed for saying Trump isn't literally Hitler again?

not funny senpai

ITS AN OLD EPISODE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

What's funny is Dave is a Muslim celebrity... so he'll have one of the first train tickets.

>fake news

Starbucks is pretending to be boycotted for PR points. This is basic Edward Bernays propaganda.

Trump isn't literally Hitler
*boooooo*
He's literally Mussolini
*AUDIENCE BURTS INTO INFINITE LAUGHTER*

I told you I wasn't blaming Obama for it. But painting his years as a rosey period of good times is completely ignoring reality. Entire swathes of the country is turning into third world levels of poverty, public services are jsut ceasing to function, infrastructure is collapsing and the only real hope people ahve of improving their lives is going to college and literally moving away from their homes.

You might as well have just gone "Oh well the dust bowl years weren't so bad. Those oakies just need to finish high school and get a job at an office."

>red pilled

A film literally made by trannies.

Implying the right doesn't do the same thing with joke figures like Reagan

>being this fucking blue pilled

>poverty
>they all have smartphones with facebook

Yeah, that's it. Or they're just lazy fucks. Nah, it couldn't be that could it?

If only we funneled some of the cash being used right now so Trump can spend the weekend in Florida... again... perhaps they could take some classes.

me in the fedora in the background

>thinking the healthcare is good

top fucking kek i sure do love my 3000 dollar deductible insurance that i was forced by gunpoint to sign up for even though im a healthy 27 year old man

fuck off underage faggot

Oh wow. I wonder if he tipped his fedora to President Trump?

>Entire swathes of the country is turning into third world levels of poverty

Are those areas that relied on coal and are currently being devastated by opiate addiction too?

What state do you live in? Is your plan subsidized?

...

It's 2017 mate. Smartphones aren't expensive. You can get one cheap with data plan.

>his daughters sharing a WHITE ice-cream

YOU JUST KNOW

Look at the fucking employment chart mate Things are fucking terrible in pretty much any place that isn't fucking Kansas.

>opiates

A big failing on Obama is attacking Marijuana legalization rather than shifting policy to address drug addiction as a health problem. The Opiate problem is directly related to Bush-era weak DEA policies which allowed MDs in Florida to spit out billions of CII tablets. Then, Obama's Justice Dept sort of helped by clamping down on it, but by then it was too late because Heroin is easier to smuggle in than weed.

Yet they still went after weed.

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

I was willing to give Trump a chance but every time he's on camera he just comes off as a massive fucking idiot. Literally everything he says seems like a parody.
Where's all those great things he promised? So far he's sent some Mexicans home and basically told America that were paying for the fucking wall now?
My retard right wing friends can only talk about how he give the military a raise when they are so fucking retarded they don't know it really means military SPENDING was increased, troops won't see a dime.

>hey, let's spend hours on facebook bitching about how bad our lives are instead of studying/working a second job to better myself

Fucking lazy pieces of shit.

How would Black Trump handle the US-Mexico Border, TPP? I feel like what made Dave's jokes about Bush work is that Black Bush had his own character

>whines that he has to pay for things he "doesn't need"
>everyone will have to pay for the wall

>I'm healthy now, so I'll never get sick
you're right in that it sucks you were forced into the plan for that much
but you're retarded if you think that being healthy means there's no reason you'd need health care

>he says while posting on Sup Forums

>Obama wasn't a joke of a human being

wew

>the muslim kenyan married to a tranny wasn't a joke

Ha ha.. Ha ha

>black secret service agent
>in charge of guarding an Obama daughter
>think, hey maybe I got a chance
>she brings a Chad home
>"Hey, agent user... please guard the door while Chad and I... study."
>Have to listen to it all, including her crying in pain and joy as the door rattles in rhythm

COLONIZED

>I have to make up stuff to laugh at

clearly he was a joke

Hey, I have a well paying job and don't live in a poverty stricken shithole state.

Malia has been BLEACH'D

...

>Look, I know that things are bad in Mexico, aight. But Jose is brining in a shippment is dank next week and my cus is turning 20 and we gotta have that stick. Rick James is coming over, the Murphy brothers, even fucking Michael Jackson. Oh shit, that was supposed to be classified
>*pulls up a Tec 9*
>*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*

C O L O N I Z E D

>don't look don't look don't look don't lo- oh fuck now they're both licking it holy shit don't look don't look

>guy can't handle fame
>freaks out
>blames white people

how long until he has another meltdown on stage?

I love BLEACHED threads

So the Obama girls confirmed for loving BWC?

>he doesn't know obama is a muslim kenyan married to a tranny

Ha ha..ha ha

It will be
>hey sup new york
>i dunno bout this nigga trump
>but not all white people are bad
>but seriously, fuck white people, am i right?
>wild applause throughout

Oh wow.

Does this trigger Chapelle?

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Black Trump would be a mix of a pimp, Gaddaffi and Don King. the White House would basically be like a pimped up night club. Hot bitches escorting him everywhere, gold and jewels everywhere. Black Spicer would be a gangbanger who is about to cap any mofo who dares to question anything

Needs more DAKKA