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>Marner over Hanfin and Werenski

How fucking dumb are the Laffs

Åbo is Mumin swedish
Åland is Roslagen swedish

FÄRJESTAD

What is Hanfins ceiling?

I this the real thread?

This is the thread

maybe

Yes

Correct

Today I will remind them

Top pairing defender ala Bouwmester

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>tfw you'll never have a Tuborg with Denmark

how about you shit twinks check the catalog one last time before immediately making a thread?
fucking morons, sick of this garbage.

That's what cop hell looks like eh?

This is now a fishing thread

Reminder that it was Finland who got to witness Erik Karlsson at his peak (pre-cooke).
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Cap hell*

>tfw Laffscucks still say "Marner's ceiling is higher than Nylander just wait... he had mono 5 years ago, he will recover soon"

LOL

one day in vegas and bufflin is already gettin’ his kicks in

Why would anyone drink tuborg?

Pretty smart of him to go to Finland to avoid the extreme media hype he would have faced here tbf

>and your olympic gold medalist?Team Sweden, sponsored by Head and Shoulders No Tear Shampoo

Thanks. I don't get to watch the East very much so I literally have no idea about certain players

those would be perfect for padqvist

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I'd pop a couple of cold Tuborgs with a based Swede
Nylander is going to be insane
Him on Matthews on 1st line is based to watch, and they're only getting better
.. And sadly, more expensive to keep
I do hope Marner lifts himself from being a 3rd/4th liner though..

Absolutely disgusting

Short goalies are done. Only the REALLY talented (Saros, DiPietro) can make it nowadays

Rank your top swedish posters in /hoc/

camo trout

1. Nylanderposter

Pic

Nice to hear. And who knows, maybe our paths will cross one day.

1.Starving Swede who refuses to hunt for food
2. Nylander poster
3, Everyone else

Nothing beats the "sponsored-ways-to-win-the-game" list before a game starts
Can't atm remember it's exact name, but it's always something extremely obvious
"Play the puck"
"Skate fast"
"Shoot on the net"
"Play great defense"

1. every swede poster but the nylander autist

POWER GAP
900000000000000000000000000000000000001. nylander autist

Oh deer!

B E N G A N
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Pretty sure I could outpost any of you in this thread.

Yeah ya know get pucks deep play our game good group of guys

Where were you when you learned the highest draft pick in Flames history, Sam "Can't-do-a-single-pull-up" Bennett has ZERO (0) points in FIFTEEN (15) games.

>mfw pundits on draft night were saying he was a STEAL for the Flames at 4

>BUSTNETT
>PHLEGMS

Which means it wont be long until he's traded to the Canucks where he'll flourish in exchange for another bust prospect stuck in the AHL

Kibbers :DDD

>Coilers only have $16 million in cap space after mcdavid extension

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Didn't they get relegated to KHL?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH Oilers deserve this for keeping Pulju down

FUck Chairelli and Fuck McLellan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed from Edmonton

APOLOGIZE

Reminder to shoot Albertans on sight.

ELITE

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>americans don't know about béarnaise
How is this even possible?

Will the reddithawks miss the playoffs?

>ex pours her heart out to me about how her boyfriend is shit and she doesn't even know why she's still with him
>literally changes her profile picture to him kissing her on the forehead the very next day
What even are women?

If I want to get into hockey whats a good team to follow?

>bea

Brynäs

bulju isn't even good

You're not a swede

>americans don't know about béarnaise
Uh, yeah they do Sven.
It’s one of the more popular steak condiments in US & Canada.

>Fett är gott
häng dig wt

Brynäs

arizona coyotes so you can learn the true meaning of being a hardcore fan

Coyotes

I don’t know
but I know you’re beta eh eff

The closest team to your location

They're shit tier. Just buy a fleshlight and move on. Unless you want kids their one upside does not make up for the avalanche of downsides

red wings

>t. "en oxfilé (hästkött) pizza med bea tack!"
begå ditt liv, WT

Not too late to become a Vegas /lifelong/ fan

fuck off we're full

t. No guns libcuck

Okay, I did think it sounded a little strange. Thanks

Ogillar du fett måste det vara något fel på din genetiska kodning för att vara ärlig

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Ojdå, låter nästan som att det här är personligt för dig. Har du förlorat många vänner åt bean eller?

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Minnesota Wild

That video gave me cancer

>post 2 post
>old man and his son make rambling, uninformed and inarticulate points about their hockey opinions

These guys are fags I have no idea why they have as many subscribers as they do.

i think it tastes bad

but as they say, your taste is like your ass: split

>hating on Post2Post

What is up with Nolan Patrick? Is he any good or just a perma injured junior star?

The hockey youtube base is small tbqh, that's why that screaming laffs faggot is probably the most famous hockey youtuber despite not even having that many subscribers. The Hockey Guy is pretty based though, he made his channel last year

It's okay if that's your problem with it, unusual, but okay.
But not liking things like fat and sugar, that we're pretty much coded to like, would be a lot more strange

>I'm going to rank the best and worst NHL arenas solely by one picture from one angle I found on the googles despite never going to any games besides MUHNTREAL

They're shit tier

i don't like pizza in general and I generally use gräddfil or make a tzatziki as sauce

Doesn't want to play for the >cryers so he's faking an injury to get written off as injury-prone by them and sent to a better team.

>faking

No hes just the next Bure

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#respect from stockholm

svenska = homo pojken
stockholma = homo staden

>Toronto's star forward is out with injury
>Minnesota's backup goalie who has been doing better than the "main" goalie is out with his wife about to pop out a kid

this is gonna be a shitshow

>fans in his country will never trigger the announcers by using flares inside of an arena
why even live?

I don't even know how to react to this. As you say, the taste is like the ass.
I don't find the gräddfil thing to strange though, I could see that working out just fine.

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lel

been to hovet a couple of times, so can confirm this

How expensive are their tickets?

Who else is ready for Based Jones to shut down Stamkos and Kucherov tonight?

Shorks senpai

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north amerifats BTFO
extremely cheap
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(1 CAD = 6.6 SEK)

Post sweaters you find top tier.
I'll start

>non-American “”””currency”””””

we're not cucks like Finland who fell for the Euro meme

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