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BUT I WON'T CRY FOR YESTERDAY...

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THERE'S AN ORDINARY WORLD

SOMEHOW I HAVE TO FIND

CHEEKI BREEKI

I V DAMKE

I'm not sure whether I blame /k/ or Sup Forums for this.

I'm looking this up and seeing that it was cancelled or something? please tell me that's true.

>Chelyabinsk Meteor was 19 years ago

...

Might be the reason they leaked it online. I believe AMC dropped it, they are homeless now... like... like those stalkers.

Netflix, please?

fuk off slavshit

>CHEEKI BREEKI
youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

he actually was czech

A NUUUUU

good, it looked like shit

>czech
not a vodkanigger, but still slavshit scum

WGN America has chosen not to move forward with the TV adaptation of Arkady and Boris Strugatsky’s science-fiction novel, TVLine has confirmed.
tvline.com/2017/01/25/roadside-picnic-cancelled-wgn-america-pilot-matthew-goode/

‘Roadside Picnic’ Pilot Not Going Forward At WGN America, Will Be Shopped Elsewhere
deadline.com/2017/01/roadside-picnic-pilot-dead-wgn-america-shopped-1201894446/

Oh shit I'm sorry. WGN dropped it, looks like AMC picked up.

that's even worse

Stalking Dead, Carl!

senpai u dont even know what slavshit means
go back to >>>/reddit/

Walking Stalkers?

slavshit means lowest of the lowest form of animal life

So, AMC picked it up? I can't find actual news on it outside of this trailer for AMC and old canceled news for WGN like the links above.

WRONG

haven't even read the book but none of this looks right

Seems okay, but there's not real plot int he trailer, thankfully.

>Not Russian/Ukrainian
Pass.

>Will Be Shopped Elsewhere

AMC cares

Shut up, Drumpf

Have you seen their recent "films"? It's all shit on top of piles of shit. They can't into moviemaking, only vodka consuming.

>WORDS LIKE VIOLENCE...

What did they mean by this?

kek, I know it's Duran Duran's Ordinary World, but no idea what is the cover version they've used in the trailer.

Make it about Russians.

viking and Panfilov's 28 men are ok and to make movie about Stalker is not something hard. Just go somewhere in Norilsk and film everything live.

Example. you don't even need sets
youtube.com/watch?v=BEKRXbzHYtk

>a Roadside Picnic series is immediately a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series
lmaoing at all your lives.
>b-b-b-b-but STALKER is based on a Roadside Picnic!
That's like saying the video games are based on the movie.

>the i'm too pleb for tarkovski starter pack
>stalker video game
>stalker tv show

density of time my ass
This was made for embryos

>viking
slavshit RUS STRONK fairy tales
>Panfilov's 28 men
commie USSR STRONK fairy tales

They can only dump oil money to hire foreign professionals to make their shitty propaganda pieces.

Have you played the game, watched the movie, read the book, and watched the trailer in the OP?

jupiter, fuck

>the i'm too pleb for Strugatsky starter pack
>tarkovski movie
>stalker video game
>stalker tv show
fix

>haven't even read the book but none of this looks right
Because you're a Sup Forums tourist.

t. the guy who came here this summer

>he think the visual mediums are not already pleb

>hire foreign professionals
proofs?

Actually looks pretty faithful storywise but visually the production design is awful.

You could make a film showing all the text for Roadside Picnic. Film can do everything a novel can and more making it objectively superior.

>romance subplot
>in a STALKER TV series
>the romance isn't even between two STALKERs.

At least you tried.

The only similarities between the book and the video games are that there's an area in Ukraine called the Zone that is home to mysterious artifacts in pockets known as anomalies and the people who try to retrieve these artifacts illegally from the Zone are called stalkers.
That is literally where the similarities end.

Why do virgins get so mad at romance in films?

Refute it.

He's right.

>all that projecting
>I heard about Roadside Picnic from the video games!

>it is only similar in everything relevant and that is where it ends

NEVER FORGET THIS AS THE DAY NORMIES KILLED STALKER.

That's the main character and his wife, just like in the book, you gamer pleb.

>this redditor thinks he's special because he hates videogames and watches tarkovsky
fucking lol, end yourself.

The stories in the book and video games are completely different.
The only thing similar is the setting, and the reason for said setting's existence is also completely different.
Hint: there were no aliens in the video games.

The movie was sooo horibly paced
it's like nothing happening: the novie

The book is set in Canada. Illiterate gamers FUCK OFF.

Film is still a visual medium.

I never said I hate video games, or that I watch Tarkovsky.
But expecting a Roadside Picnic TV series adaptation to be like the video games is LITERALLY (in the literal sense of the word literally, not figuratively) retarded.

>proofs?

vatnik pls

BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKERS

>expecting a Roadside Picnic TV series adaptation to be like the video games is LITERALLY
you were the only one that did this reddit

>it's a Sup Forums comes to Sup Forums to troll it with cancelled tv shows about their faggotry games

>haven't even read the book but none of this looks right
Oh wait sorry, that was user getting triggered over interracial relationships.

That's nice. I googled a bit about abandoned cities all over Russian land. You can save lots of money on building movie sets for "The Zone", indeed

It's not based in the game, you stupid fucker.
i wish it was tho

STALKER IS NOT ACTION BULLSHIT,IT IS EXISTENTIAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL DILEMMA OF THE MODERN TIMES.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING AMERICANS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING FOR A QUICK BUCK,GO CREATE YOUR OWN CULTURE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH I HOPE YOU WILL MEET YOUR END SOON.

but that's the plot of the book
and it's not romance, they're already married and the kid they have is weird

Are you mentally ill?

I might be.
The question is, are you?

nope

There is no way this will do justice to Shadow of Chernobyl.

In fact, I can GUARANTEE that Shadow of Chernobyl will have better writing than this AMC made crap.

Fuck. I wish it had been russian adaptation or smth.

IMAGINE Sup Forums'S ASSPAIN

SHOT DO FOK OP

It's an adaptation of the book, which is better than the game, and almost as good as the movie. Go back to playing your electronic amusement machines.

>There is no way this will do justice to Shadow of Chernobyl.
This is straight up rip off from the book not the game.
Red works in the institute and eventually helps the lead scientist in the zone,things happen afterwards.

Watch the new Criterion "Stalker" HD remaster, but only stoned @ 4:20

And yet here you are, "arguing" with me.

>russian adaptation
>of a novel that takes place in Canada

>STILL thinking this has absolutely anything to do with the video games

Have you ever played a Stalker game?

Literally the first quest in every game is to take a gun and go shoot a bunch of doods. Except Clear Sky. Where it was "Take a gun and go shoot some piOH FUCK BLOWOUT SON!"

Still can be shit, as it was even dropped by AMC.
I've watched the one that is Mosfilm's Youtube channel, or was there.

Not much action in trailer actually. And it looks like they actually read the book.

He's upset that the show isn't like the movie, you fucking aspie.
I want Sup Forums to leave to their containment board.

NOT
BASED
IN
THE
GAME

Will there be blowouts?

>they called it the Zone
>people who go into the zone are called STALKERs
It's STALKER, bruh. Quit getting her breeches in a pinch. They can call it Faggot Sauce Marmalade Picnic Baskets all they want but STALKER The TV Show is STALKER.

>Have you ever played a Stalker game?
Actually yes all of them on master and I left /sg/ very recently.
This has nothing to do with the games.
NOTHING


I agree,the fuckers cant do a simple zobmie adventure right.
More like they copy what they can for season 1 and figure the rest as the time goes.Which will eventually turn to shit.

maybe they shouldn't have named it, and used a typography, equal to game title with all caps S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>There is no way this will do justice to Shadow of Chernobyl.
Why would it? It's got nothing to do with STALKER games because the games were loosely based on the book and Tarkovsky's Stalker.

Strelok >> Red tbhwyf

Because Shadow of Chernobyl is better than Tarko/v/sky.

No matter how many times you act up like a teenage idiot the original material is ROADSIDE PICNIC NOT STALKER SOC.

obviously it is if it has a focus on shooting and action

also
>IN
please, foreign posters, get the fuck out.

low bait, faggo. try again.
i wish it was based in the game. but the games had no PoC or female characters so.... jew no like.

Kill yourselves.

Those two are very loosely connected but not enough to consider either the adaptation of the other.

The show clearly has nothing to do with the games.

it's not based in the game tho ;^)

>Literally typed in the same manner as the title for the games.
>Not deliberately tying the show to the games.

They could've wrote STALKER
or Stalker
but they used S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which is how ONLY THE GAME spells it (iirc)