Lads, I think I'm dying... My left hand is going numb, I keep vomiting up undigested food, my legs hurt, my back hurts when I walk.. I've basically just been drinking tins of Stella for the last year living off my savings since I quit my job in February.
All I do is watch football, play FM, and drink.
I think these are my final days
Nolan Stewart
Who will look after your regens?
Tyler Nelson
I'm sure you guys already know this and I'm and absolute noob but I'm going to say it any way since it's helped me a lot. If you're a lower first division/second division side (for me it was a Championship side but I'm sure it would work with other leagues as well), I highly suggest looking at the transfer summaries in/out of big sides like Spurs, Man U, or City. It'll show everyone they let leave on contract expiry, which is usually youngsters not good enough for an elite side but they are easy to snap up and really bolster the squad. I got a couple 3*CA 4*PA squad players for peanuts
Its so fucking stupid, literally can only register one player for some reason. Can't imagine the board will like it when I'm playing one guy and 10 greyed out youths in the Champions League not to mention how much of a shitfit my squad are gonna throw when none of them are picked if I do decide to bite the bullet and try and work through it. So basically after playing a handful of friendlies and exactly one competitive match I'm now stuck waiting for a patch or start a whole new save already. gjge SI
Christian Richardson
At one point in March a job came up for player liason officer at my local club. But they required a minimum of 2 extra languages from Italian, Portuguese and Spanish... For £18k per year.
I used to be a fuckin business development manager on £52k plus car
Jonathan Jones
One of these days he's going to piss off the wrong autist. One of these days.
Brayden Lopez
It's a beta
Robert Jackson
We are brothers, you and I. Except instead of Stella I use painkillers, for that Max Payne aesthetic.
Liam Bell
Its apparently only cropped up since the 2nd beta patch though. How can they fuck up such a basic and critical part of the >game like this with a patch? If it was a problem from the start I'd be a little more forgiving but this shouldn't be cropping up with your 2nd patch. What can you possibly be so radically changing with squad selection to create such a massive bug that you then cannot fix it inside of 5 days?
Asher Rogers
literally happens every year they fuck something up that has no right to be changed at all in a patch that does nothing else
Xavier Adams
Like it. I wish I actually had something to give up over, all I have is my cousin who killed himself last year and it annoys me because now I can't do the same because I've seen the effects it has on family
Jack Johnson
>I quit my job (presumably) because I hated it and wanted to do things I love >don't do things I love >confused when I'm sad U fool
Nathan Lewis
get dan and butters to teach you their languages
Adrian Moore
>your instructors are the two biggest stoners in /trb/ It could have worked.
Thomas Edwards
just pay them in weed
Brody Gomez
I ACCEPT
Cooper Carter
dumb degenerate druggie retard cuck faggot normie
Jack Turner
american
James Adams
dont listen to bullies butter
Tyler Cook
...
was that
was that actually your response? god damn you've burned your brain out
Austin Martinez
bet on the winner of the EPL Is this game scripted to make Arsenal better than they are?
I dont listen to anyone kek you're the only one who got burnt bby
Matthew Gomez
Sunderland
Liam Walker
Retard?
Nicholas Wright
Take over Wolves and promote them
Ian Watson
like pottery
Gabriel Howard
This seems like an oddly realistic table by FM standards, except for the top two, anyway.
Zachary Cook
I will conquer your heart, I will spread love.
Luke Reed
Oh God, my eyes
What the fuck
Matthew Jackson
regen face body horror
Joshua Diaz
This man loves me, he will be my assman when he retires, stats be damned
i mean, no further insult needed
Gavin Davis
that was actually a 8,43/10 response
dumb american
Brayden Mitchell
Reminder that 12 was the peak of FM.
On another note, Why is trb filled with trips I don't recognize? Where are ladford and lelzig and Alex and all the good ones from the good days? Why is my trip still banned 2 and a half years later?
Oliver Reyes
what was your trip?
Jaxson Mitchell
...
Mason Bailey
signing this fine laddie for 3M
Parker Sullivan
>long throws
solid signing
Noah Rivera
ktz ##>devilschelseajays
Charles Nguyen
Any info on the exact release time tomorrow guys?
Asher Wright
I believe that Steam updates stuff at 10 AM PST, dunno if that holds for the actual release
Aiden Fisher
what did they mean by this
Isaiah Jenkins
Nah, Steam releases games at this time usually, no restrictions on updates I think.
Logan Reyes
Jesus.
Jonathan Murphy
What a life.
Brody James
>paying to beta test Ahahahahahahg ahgahghghg gkhggh.
Benjamin Sanchez
i...is he cheese lads?
Michael Kelly
hes skeltal
Asher Sanchez
>the state of my biggest rivals
Oliver Brown
Regens are hidden Cause they will suck Criticism is forbidden Miles is a...
Xavier Gray
jew
Thomas Diaz
asshole?
Aiden Green
truck
Isaiah Long
cuck
Brayden Bailey
Is this a meme? He has Long throw 11 in FM17.
Nolan Robinson
>tfw tied down all of my first team and back ups to 3 yr deals
Adam Bell
I think I remember you
Dylan Rodriguez
shmuck
Matthew Reed
>18 years old >played 126 games
I see the future... I see... ACL failure...
Levi Sullivan
no one signed him yet so i offered him a trial for 2 weeks. i also offered him a contract that wasnt too bad like earlier demands. someone leaked my interest to the press but if he signs then this game is pretty illogical
Hudson Gutierrez
hi cutie
Matthew Powell
got him. needs to be a bit more logical desu
Isaiah Sanders
FM press conference event when
Ian Ward
that's a great idea desu
Carson Garcia
I'm here bbygurl
Andrew Morgan
This is why Fulham will stay irrelevant in the championship forever
Elijah Carter
>tfw not one of all the good ones from the good days sad feel 2bqh
on a side note, fuck leipzig and all their good players
Sebastian Myers
Well I was here before we even had flags and back then my trip was Juvefag things change I guess
And Chiellini always has high long throws in FM despite him never doing a long throw irl
Kevin Jackson
>Juvefag thankfully i was here to witness that
Luke Clark
I was a Juventus customer for all my life, I cannot simply change clubs lad
Isaac Hernandez
i guess we traveling this year
well that may have been a poor choice, thinking about it
Brayden Jackson
that sevilla team is like a platter of vintage cheese
Jaxson Hill
I don't think it was fully a choice. Many people in slav countries started supporting teams because their mom's bought them a bootleg shirt of a random team at the local "market" That's how I got started, by getting a Del Piero shirt
James Murphy
test
Henry Martin
>why is my trip banned
Because you're a leaf, of course.
Robert Morgan
>ladford and lelzig and Alex >good ones
Cameron Anderson
>ladford >good Did you enjoy posting about trainers every day?
Adam King
what the fuck
Yesterday I was trying to remember who the fuck was the other trip leaf from way back then.
Thomas Thompson
you guys better not be talking shit about Jokanovic the fucking legend.
Oliver Adams
>women "football"
James Davis
Dinglefritz
Mason Turner
Is there a way to see the manager's name for a past game in FM17? I looked through all the match dropdown menus, but couldn't find anything.
Joseph Garcia
How can you play with an eyesore skin like that?
Brayden Ward
white diallo lives in Canada now too
Elijah Perez
>we could do an improvement in midfield >have 7 players for 2-3 places >plus three other on loan
Christian Miller
Was he the African with a houseboy?
Evan Green
the nigerian yes
Dylan Morales
1.0 patch when
Blake Reed
And Kenyaboy, does he still show up every now and then?
Joseph Ward
tonight at midnight
Brayden Campbell
What was the 44mb update I just downloaded?
Blake Wood
FMRTE 2018
Caleb Green
Miles spyware
Brandon Miller
Mike's hot new indie playlist
Michael Powell
what songs would mike put on the playlist he listens to while working?