Looking at listings of literally ANY decent job

>Looking at listings of literally ANY decent job
>Required: ... *Any bachelor's degree ...

>Looking at the listings for jobs working for my city - aka parasite where you do nothing all day for $30+/hr
>Required: Any Bachelors Degree

>Looking at literally any job that has paid vacation time, enough pay to move out of your parents house, or even some basic level of self respect or dignity
>Required: At least a Bachelors degree

Sup Forums and /biz/ lied to me. You said degrees were a meme and you can put "Bachelors of Science, University of Google/YouTube™, 2008-2011" on your resume.

/r9k/ and Sup Forums told me you can put "Masters in Engineering - The School of Life, 2011 - 2013" as your education.

My peers from highschool are graduating shitty universities, with mediocre GPAs. And they're... they're getting dreams I could only dream of.

When I tell people I work a wagécückôld job I can see their face change. They treat me like a subhuman, even worse than when I was a NEET. At least when you're NEET people assume you have a mental disease or maybe you're volunteering or working on self development or personal projects. - When you tell people your age, your shitty job and your pitiful life accomplishments up to this point they treat you differently from then on.

I wish I never found Sup Forums. It was a huge mistake. The people here WANT you to fail. This is why they constantly fill your head with emotional bullshit, it's like a pump & dump scheme but for your life.

Will you please become an hero already?

Working on it

If you're stupid enough to believe Sup Forums maymayz you probably wouldn't have graduated anyway.

I'm in college and hate it so fucking much I'm thinking of dropping. Thankfully though I have family connections I can fall back on.

What's so bad about it for you? Did you chose a major you're unhappy with?

this

I chose the one I'm somewhat interested in. I just hate doing school work regardless and hate the other students. I'm also behind a year because I fucked up in cc.

Everytime I see one of these threads I think to myself 'that guy should just kill himself' but the thought of you actually doing it makes me sad.

I dropped out. Working a shitty job, making videos on the side.

I don't regret it; I would've killed myself or somebody else if I stayed. I'm taking a few classes at a community college now, for less money and less engagement. You NEED a degree, it turns out. It makes my blood boil, but it'll be better than not, I hope

My situation isn't too bad, there's literally no reason for me to commit suicide.

what kind of wage cuck job do you do?

I dropped out of uni and currently have 2 quite well paying jobs. I'm quite lucky though.

Trade school, BA and 10+ years experience here, still on a plebwage (minimum at average) but don't take crook gigs. It's the times Sup Forumsruv.

you wish it was just a bachelor's degree
this piece of paper basically entitles me to be treated like shit by older autists that drank through their bullshit 3rd rate state colleges

>using Sup Forums and /r9k/ to figure out how important, personal real world issues work

Play stupid games win stupid prizes ya dumb cunt

What is your job? How much do you make?

I told you to join the army or the reserves you fucking loser. you have right to complain, with loads of opportunities at your disposal

>The people here WANT you to fail.

no you can't admit to yourself that you actually don't want to succeed. you just want something to fall into your lap. you're never going to blink, and be living a fulfilling life. please stop posting, you don't ad a fucking thing to this site.

Delete this...

lmao I don't remember telling anyone terrible advice
consider the fact that you're on Sup Forums right now and not /biz/ and Sup Forums.
One of them has a profit motive to fuck you over.
The other is filled with manchildren, literal children, and retards who prefer drinking koolaid over experiencing things for themselves.

Sounds like you drank a little too much koolaid instead of trying to think and experience things for yourself :^)

Is this the board filled with manchildren you're talking about? I find it extremely hard to find the catalogue of Sup Forums to be worse than Sup Forums at pretty much any time.

Except here, no one's trying to convince you of anything. It's just banter.
The major difference between Sup Forums and Sup Forums is lighthearted joshing versus all day every day hype and spam.

/biz/ and Sup Forums have essentially the same userbase, with different topics.

Just try to get in any IT entry level and you will be fine.

>light hearted joshing
>banter

>I was only bantering when I made the exact same thread every single day for months to years

Let's be honest here. There is nowhere close to the level of autism on Sup Forums as there is on Sup Forums.

>Sup Forums
>No spam
Dude there's literally "Posters you recognize" threads because the same mentally ill autists banevade by restarting their mum's router thousands of times to post offtopic and prohibited shit.

>it's that stupid frogposter that posts these non-int related threads every day, slowly killing this board
go spam on another board, this isn't your personal feelspace and nobody cares what you do or how you feel.

>he replies this to my thread but not the 100 generals with ENTIRELY blogposting or the r9k threads
gotta love it

Who needs degrees when you can have those on your walls?

>and hate the other students
same
Went to college 5 years for comp sci and have a high paying job now.

You shouldn't let your relationship with your ``colleagues'' affect your mindset. I was surrounded on all sides by drooling retards, and lazy retards, and found most everyone to be totally unfriendly.

Just focus on yourself and your career. Hiring managers want to see work on team projects, but that team project could literally be ``your professor, you doing all the work, and you `mentoring' and undergrad''

at least you can learn something from said generals about said country, and try to improve your language skills by comprehending what people are saying in said general. you however are doing nothing to contribute to the quality of this board by posting the same lame shit every day, and your better off posting stuff nobody cares about on another board like adv or r9k (not like anyone will help you anyways)

Be honest. What have you honestly learned from this board in the last 50 hours spent here.

About how BLĂCK" MEN ARE SUPERIOR KARA BOGA"? Or about how some retard failed his driving exam or is a virgin at 46 years old? Why dont you go cry in those other threads that post way more frequently than I do?

>Sup Forums is one person

You can't conflate a board's generals with the board.
Generals are by definition a subcommunity with its own life and identity separate from its host board, which ironically tend to be antithetical to Sup Forums's root concepts.

I never visit the generals here. There's no reason to blogpost and ERP with identifiable faggots on Sup Forums. People should go literally anywhere else for that shit.

Please kill yourself.

>50 generals at times
>"It's not one person"

>15+ frogposts, idiotic questionnaires(your cunt >are u a virgin?)
>"It's not one person"

>Literally posting ironic questions like "why are white people inferior" over and over
>"it's not one person"

Okay besides the generals. What fucking threads make sense here? Theyre nonsensical.
Current catalog:
>dont mind me greatest country coming through
Great contribution.
>what the hell are free masons
good international culture
>this is the perfect world
>x is white
>im a 30 yo virgin
>im rangebanned from Sup Forums
>white women only have sex with whites

This is literally a shitpost board.

went into the french general and improved my french a little, and engaged in some banter with people across the world while I'm at it. just because you see this as an extension of r9k doesn't mean it's so.
and those people are just as much culprits as you are, I think it's just a shame mods don't delete these cancer threads; or better yet move it to /bant/ where rubbish like can coexist without shitting up this board even further

It is absolutely an extension of r9k.

Go through the catalog one by one and COUNT how many threads either have LITERALLY nothing to do with international culture or are googleable or just loaded questions/retarded.

That's because of stupid faggots like you.

If you don't come here for that shit, then that shit isn't what you find.

>other people are breaking the rules and ruining a board, so that makes it ok for me do it as well!
just leave, nobody wants you here.

There is literally a picture of interracial porn up right now.

Okay cya

Go away, you worthless moron.

there's been interracial porn up for over 30 minutes now

>look at myself and my life
>feel like laughing and crying at the same time

but tttt if you ever let Sup Forums actually influence your real life shit you were fucked from the start

I have a bachelors and still can't find a job.

Once you get a bachelor's they will filter you out because you don't have 5+ years of experience

you're probably just incredibly lazy or retarded

that is so retarded. how are you supposed to get experience if no one wants to hire you because of lack of experience?

>underaged b&s always respond to this shit with this type of response

Let me guess you're making 70k a year in a trade with only 1 year of experience right?
The fact is the economy and job market is garbage right now, everyone of all age groups are desperately looking for good paying jobs, and millennials--the most educated and lowest paid generation ever--are poring out into job markets everywhere.


I have a job interview earlier this week, it was at a temp agency, for an entry level office job for entry level pay.

The person who interviewed after me was some dumb fucker in his late 50's in a full suit and tie...these are the faggots I have to compete with.

I have years of relevant experience, and am working on a master's degree. In the last 1.3 years I have had a total of 5 interviews out of the hundreds of jobs I have applied to.
You don't know shit you stupid fucking leaf, but you will learn the hard way when you are old enough to.

Because the "the fact that the USA has record low unemployment and is paying the highest salaries in the world is all a big farce, they want fresh graduates to have 8 YEARS PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE" meme is some r9k shit.

>economy and job market is garbage right now
Where? In the US? You have record low unemployment. S&p500 literally at an all time high. You're DRAINING Canadian talent because you cant hire enough Americans for STEM jobs.

WHAT ECONOMY IS GARBAGE?

Lol look at this retarded faggot spout memes and make shit up and think to himself that he is a genius.


Like I said dumbass...you will find out for yourself when you are old enough to apply for a job

>5 interviews out of hundreds of jobs

How is that even possible? I got a job making ~$35k/year a month ago and I was literally a NEET for over a year and a half, with no degree.

>memes
You're the one spouting memes with your weak insults though. You're saying shit that doesn't even make sense and calling facts "memes".

Explain to me how the US job market can be "garbage" if you have record low unemployment, markets at all time highs and you're stealing all of our workers because the US offers 3x their salary.

What school, major and GPA did you graduate because you're a FUCKING idiot.