Left to jerk off. Is some user supposed to deliver somehow?
Blake Perez
Welcome Robert. Here's my rolling log...
So far tonight.. > 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home. > Dispatcher who can't stop laughing > Mom hits son in head with a skillet > Check your keys > Dispatcher making fart noises > Does anyone speak Polish? > Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids > Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people > Man stabs roommate in chest with knife. > 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high? > Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic > Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer > drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there > Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight > Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub) > Woman "laid out" at KFC > Driving "Erotically" > Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee? > Man beating up 85-year-old father > Screaming in the background > How much coffee have you had? > Dispatcher arguing with cop > Dead on Arrival > Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block > Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement > Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house! > Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller > Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!! > More screaming in the background > Your Ubers are not listening > Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack > Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers > Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying > Shots fired > More Shots fired > Sunday will be Monday > Shots still being fired > Sassy dispatch
Austin Bailey
Ice cream trucks are frowned upon
Brandon Edwards
TACTICAL ICE CREAM TRUCK SELLING HIGH CAPACITY ICE CREAM COOKIES
Bentley Rivera
budweiser truck brother is here
Levi Thomas
...
Ethan Jackson
ROBERT DOWN ROBERT DOWN????
Hunter Rivera
fireworks bro never delivered
Chase Phillips
Fireworks noganon was full of shit
Daniel Garcia
He delivered earlier already when he launched them at 10:05, and there was a call about fireworks in the alley a min or two after the 10:22 claim
Luke Rodriguez
Selling ice cream
Noah Stewart
Still waiting on roman candle black dude to deliver.
Asher Richardson
Their pretty busy tonight....
Brody Wilson
No fucking way. I think I heard the madman screaming "ROBERT!" in the background.
Aiden Murphy
ICE CREAM EDITION >MOVE ALONG
Jace Allen
GUYS IM THE ICECREAM TRUCK DRIVER. I WAS JUST ON THE SCANNER. WHAT MEME SHOULD I DO? IM LITERALLY JUST SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHY THE FUCK
Asher Thomas
Needs more fireworks
Joseph Lopez
when is robert? is robert midnite?
Xavier Davis
>looking to make extra money >become an uber driver >forget you live in chiraq >get shot
Asher Brooks
SORRY FOR THE DELAY . WE XANT FUCKING GET NEAR WE WOULD GET CAUGHT. TRYING NOT TO GET FUCKING ARRESTED. WILLIAMS ST GIVE ME TILL 10:30 I WILL SEND PICTURES TBIS IS LEGIT
Anthony Lopez
Good point.
BUT.
They can take your phone and your car. Uber won't let you carry while in service.
David Scott
RIVER OF BLOOD
Cameron Harris
anons never delivers.
fucking shitposters.
Thomas James
You have 3 minutes you son o fa bitch.
Adrian Jenkins
Nigger
Samuel Powell
TURN ON THE ICECREAM MUSIC
Leo Hernandez
Whats the Robert meme? Is he a dispatcher?
Logan Kelly
WE DID IT WE JUST SCREAMED ROBERT DID T LICK UP
Julian Barnes
...
Dominic Bell
I heard it too, I'm not sure if it was "robert", but there was some kind of distant roar.
Ethan Campbell
SHOUT ABOUT LORD KEK
Lucas Watson
??????????????
Gavin Rogers
>yeah, they call me Runaway. Maybe you've heard of me?
Caleb Bell
>black on black nigger confirmed
Brody Barnes
Return to your garage close the garage door and level the engine on.
Eli Kelly
dubs can't lie, post a pic to not disappoint kek. also, get closer, advertise your ice cream the loudest.
Nolan Morris
>The sassy dispatcher's got the giggles
Wyatt Morales
Deliver my little Niggraqi that's all we ask. Deliver something.
Logan Morgan
Runaway black on black!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
Gabriel Garcia
Give free bane popsicles
Tyler Gonzalez
>fireworks
user
Brandon Adams
>SHOTS FIRED >KEYS >DOA >Girl laid flat out in KFC parking lot >Dispatch bantz >UBER NOT LISTENING >Hispanics with backpacks cannot be trusted >KEYS >10-4's now called in with 20lbs of despair and sass
Nolan White
> she was black with a black jacket and some...black on it... i uhh.. i dunno, everything was BLACK
Owen Cox
just started the gray one user. lots of fun being had, post yours baka.
Leo Rivera
>turn on stream >hear bottles and fireworks within 5 seconds
Lucas Clark
TURN ON THE MUSIC AND KEEP CIRCLING THE BLOCK TILL SOMEONE COMPLAINS
Levi Ross
>not listing the hatless menace plaguing the windy city
Kevin Evans
Since you're new here you have to play the drinking game.
Starting in about 15 minutes, you have to do a shot every time you hear "robert" coming across the scanner.
Just make sure to pin the phone number of your next of kin on your chest before you start.
Owen Hall
>Stole a necklace >Name "Runaway" >Dispatcher laughs
Are the police in Chicago so far gone that they have to take refuge in their own good humor?
Andrew Parker
> I'm in
David Gray
INJUN COMING OUT OF NAVY PIER
Josiah Perez
easy on the leaf
Carter Hall
Fuck you and kill yourself in reverse order.
Christopher Gonzalez
WE SHOT THE FUCKING FIREWORKS AND SCREAMED ROBERT
Landon Nelson
PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING
Parker Baker
...
Hunter Hall
took off his apartment door!
Brayden Nguyen
SAVAGE LANDLORD
James Thompson
LANDLORD TOOK OUT APARTMENT DOOR
Chase Foster
>landlord just ripping the door out of its frame
Easton Rivera
This is nothing but a comedy show to them because of how much nonsense happens in Chimpcongo.
Ian Reed
>the landlord took off his apartment door
Ayden White
>Disturbance with landlord >Landlord took off apartment door WHAT?
Asher Hernandez
>Anonymous caller
Is there a madman in our midst?
Ryan Miller
>piss off landlord >landlord takes off apartment door
Daniel Gutierrez
LANDLORD TOOK OFF HIS APARTMENT DOOR
Nolan Evans
>I WILL SEND PICTURES TBIS IS LEGIT well we waitng
Dylan Howard
I don't think that's legal under landlord/tenant law.. also grand theft door.
Ryder Powell
>land lord took tenants door
Just fuck my whole shit up with zika bih
Carson Wright
this fucking guy. be safe user :^)
Noah Long
>Landllord removed apartment door
I bet the rent is late again
Alexander Gutierrez
R A R E
A
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Jaxon Peterson
> you fix the damn door Rami went too far
Luke Nguyen
anybody know addresses or have any locs of open webcams that we can harness for our intel gathering?
