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NYG:Report: McAdoo, Reese safe till end of season
ARZ:David Johnson getting cast removed on Monday
NE:Hogan (shoulder) misses another practice
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders (ankle) upgraded to 'full'
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle) sidelined again Thursday
DAL:Next Ezekiel Elliott hearing set for Dec. 1
NO:Michael Thomas (ankle) still limited Thursday
IND:Hilton (groin) added to Colts injury report
PHI:Eagles keep Jernigan with four-year extension
NE:Old friend: Pats claim Martellus off waivers
MIA:Suh (knee) likely to play vs. Panthers on MNF
DAL:Alfred Morris likely to start, lead committee

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Jags are at least wining the AFC but probably will win the owl

The Xecucks are on pace to break their record for the most penalties in the regular season, (they won the Owl that year too)

Eagles vs Rasm will probably be GOTY

Alright lions bros, we need:
Vikes to lose
Puckers to lose
Xehawks to lose
Saints to lose
Cowboys to lose

Without shitty memes, how likely are all of those outcomes?

>there are actually people on this board who think the Dolphins won't make it to the playoffs

PANTHERS
BUCCANEERS
PATRIOTS
BRONCOS
PATRIOTS
BILLS
CHIEFS
BILLS

Literally these team AINT SHIT. Jay Cutler will rip through these teams like it's nothing.

Nope. He's missing at least 4 games. the hearing is set for December 1st

>goty
gayest orgy this year?

>Zeke's next hearing is December 1st
>He'll be forced to miss 4 games even if the final ruling goes in his favor

When's the last time a player was BTFO this hard?

The first two are probable, the last three are questionable. The Lions could win the division if the Vikes tank

The chad Old Bay
>well informed regarding football
>passionate
>triggers undesireables
>can evalute any player as well as any expert
>has never posted under anonymous before in his life
>based mobile poster
>was team captain on his highschool football team
>owns a sailboat

The virgin discord faggot
>shitposts about anime
>sits in a discord all day
>faps to traps
>is gay
>beta orbiter for a faggot crossdresser
>casual knowledge of the NFL
>buys into media hype
>has never held an actual football in his life and can't even throw a spiral >deskslave
>owns a cum crusted anime body pillow

Choose your fighter, /nfl/

Eric, simply Eric

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Pants

The only thing cutler rips through is the plastic packaging on his insulin

>Wentz needs two hands to hold a football
>Goff makes the ball levitate
Easiest choice of my life. And I'm an Eagles fan

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35%
66%
25%
20%
40%
About 0.5% chance of all of them happening.

Reported tbqh

Goff is overrated and has been propped up by a piss easy schedule and an elite running back.

NEITHER

I CHOOSE PIC RELATED

Reality is going to hit you harder than that hurricane did Miami

Forgot your trip

Leaked Jason Garret playbook (top secret)
>1st down, 6 yard Zeke run
>2nd down, 3 yard Zeke run
>3rd down, option between checkdown to Zeke, wide open pass to Witten, incompletion to Dez, or meme run by dak
I'm sure an elite QB like dak will overcome the loss of the domestic abuser :)

You just described Wentz though. And Wentz has an elite O line AND an elite WR corps

>didn't get the first down
>lost that game
lmao'ing my ass off

who /phi/ here

>another """"quality"""" primtime game

*barrels into you*

>Translators Note
"I'm happy to be getting paid"

Zeke is innocent

>he didn't like the last time these two played in prime time when the game ended 6-6

>29+ flags
>refs called back THREE detroit tds, 2 of which were total bullshit

Game was a shitshow

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When Tom Brady got suspended for cheating

>Elite WR corps

Wentz is one of those guys who will make all his receivers look better than they are

Northeast reporting in

He's overrated too but not as much as Goff. They'll both be Nick foles: god tier sophomore season and then immediately fall off a cliff

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Right. Which is why Dorial Green Beckham looks real good

>quarterback isn't good if he has good talent around him
The most brain dead shit that's posted on Sup Forums

Goff and it’s not close

>le i dont care man
Have fun finished below the Jets ya shitter

>elite oline
Without Peters, they're above average

>elite wr corps
Jeffrey is always covered, Agholor is hit or miss, Smith is a non factor, Hollins had one good game. Ertz isn't a WR

>walks into your endzone

Nick Foles padded his stats in a meme offense with 2 god tier games amid several okay games. Webtz

>Jaylen Watkins
man i hate that dude

at least you didn't post any of the Megatron catches though lol, those are fucking brutal

Goff would heem every single one of you faggots

>Kelce is playing at an absurdly great level
>Johnson is a top Tackle, regardless of orientation
>Brooks playing at a Pro Bowl level
>Wis playing fine
>Hal holding his own
This line is better than you give it credit for

>Philadelphia Eagles lead series 16-15-2
Points Scored: Philadelphia Eagles 712, Detroit Lions 683

*historically beats you*

>I would take Goff or Wentz over Dak
>Dak is a game manager
>Wentz is elite
>Goff isn't havinf a fluke year

What are some other statements that instantly let you know that someone is a casual?

Ties are basically Detroit wins, so Detroit actually leads 17-16

>What are some other statements that instantly let you know that someone is a casual?
"What are some other statements that instantly let you know that someone is a casual?"

>wins the superbowl

Yeah totally btfo

holy hell goff is handsome. brady confirmed

Alright guys, whats the login info for the /nfl/ community PFF account?

79577055
lol

I don't have any from that game, but here's one of Megatron holding on to the ball after getting brutalized by Brandon browner

Probably why he retired

>playing at home against the worst team in football
>still expect to lose
Just another day in the life of a Lions fan.

Still is a cheater.

>/heem/

Nope, Eagles are up 18-15 in that case

>Dak isn't a game manager
>Cowboys are my favorite team behind Yankees and Golden State
>No I have never been to Dallas, but we dem boyz

I'm glad that people now understand just how much he was carrying that offense
Even with him they don't look fantastic, but they don't look like dogshit like they did with Moore starting

It's ok, we share a GOAT snow game

>this man crawls through the window of the club and makes your gf run up the middle on first down
what do?

"Colts fans should be held accountable for Jim Irsay's actions"

Eric, simply eric.

Hola reddito.

>Dak isn't a game manager
But that's true you brainlet, don't bother replying if you don't even watch football.

please be a historically great rivalry please be a historically great rivalry please be a historically great rivalry please be a historically great rivalry please be a historically great rivalry

I want WHITE quarterbacks to come back!!!!!!

#BlitzforSix incoming

Is Russell Wilson the whitest black QB?

Is there a team that has more Bandwagoners than the Cowboys? I live in the desert of California and see at least 2-3 people wearing a Cowboys hat/jersey/some other memorabilia.

>What are some other statements that instantly let you know that someone is a casual?
"But that's true you brainlet, don't bother replying if you don't even watch football."

There will never be another game as comfy as that one. I still remember being snug on the coach with my eagles blanket and hot cocoa

79577108
lol

>Checks down to Zeke behind you
>Heh nothin' personnel, kid

surprised nobody has shot him yet desu

>bills
>playoffs

unquestionably so, having an Owl is pretty good proof you're a white QB

>exonerated by the league

Nope sorry.

Why are xeahawks so overrated by the media?

>gets criticized by teammates for being 'too white'
>is the only black QB with a ring
really activates my almonds

No. You're getting more Newton vs Wilson and you're going to like it

youtu.be/FcdUDWssXyU

That was such a fun game to watch, I didn't care who won, I just genuinely enjoyed watching it.

>Shady somehow juking in the snow.

Remember being at the game and soaked through my pants because the forecast only called for flurries and I dressed like it

Still the most fun I've ever had at a football game in my life

>goodell's judgment is a valid measure of innocence

We haven't shot him because we keep holding out hope he'll fatally overdose, or at least OD to the point that he has to sell the team

Laugh

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Not even worthy of a (You), the absolute state of Cowboys haters lmfao

So we're just going to ignore his deep passes? Well meme'd, another shitter who doesn't even watch football.

>It's been 16 years since the Ravens converted an Onside kick
WEW

>What are some other statements that instantly let you know that someone is a casual?
"Not even worthy of a (You), the absolute state of Cowboys haters lmfao"

>these unis

I knew saving those eclipse glasses was a good idea

Panthers, Patriots, Chiefs end your season

Is Wentz the most pure QB?
>god fearing
>country boy
>cute christian gf
>works with cancer kids
>hunting
>respects other players

That reminds me, when Goodell suspsended Brady without proofs he only didn't take it to whatever higher judiciary there is in the US because he was busier dealing with his mom literally dying of cancer. Zeke doesn't have that and Jurrah would be totally up for it, can't wait to see the NFL trying to prove it in the real courts.

>muh appeal to authority
So you suck boots along with a cheater's cock? Cool story bro

>Throwing to wide open players
>Defenses committed to stopping the run
>Have one of the top O lines in the league
>Still only 22nd in YPA
Black Alex Smith