Are Americans the most cringe-worthy people on Earth?
>invade a free, foreign nation by outnumbering them with enormous odds
>throw a fit when you learn France won't be there
>make your soldiers the "TIME's 2003 person of the year"
Hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
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do you think your grandma was raped by a german soldier during ww2?
or did she have sex with them willingly to save her family's life?
Dog bless amerifats!!! Semper fidelis never forget thanggg u for ur service :DDDDDDDD
jesus christ you cunts are always so sensitive
wery guud arqument my frend :D
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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>throw a fit when you learn France won't be there
Americans renaming their potatoes when France rightfully told US that Iraq war is a retarded idea is still one of the funniest and cringiest political happening.
lol i wonder how the amerifarts feel when they are collectively trashed because of their ridiculous hissy fits.
>your grandmother got raped
wow m8
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I leave this thread fucking two minutes, and in that little time, you manage to prove me right and more.
Anyways, my grandmother was eight in WWII, and was stashed at her grandmother's house in Saint-Tropez to evade British bombings. Don't entertain fantasies about my eight year old grandmother getting raped you fucking paedophile.
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dog bless
>the French meal is thrice as expensive as the British meal
Did the restaurant-owners think of this as insulting?
Butthurt in print
>In response to the change, French Embassy spokeswoman Nathalie Loiseau commented "It's exactly a non-issue ... We focus on the serious issues",[10] and noted that fries originated in Belgium.[11] She then remarked that France's position on the change was that they were "in a very serious moment dealing with very serious issues, and we are not focusing on the name [Americans] give to potatoes".[12] After the name reversal, an Embassy spokeswoman said: "our relations are definitely much more important than potatoes ... and our relations are back on track".[4]
Ayy.
>amerisillies
lmao literally proved OPs point.
>muh potatoes
Probably started by an """"""irish"""""" american
wew
kill yourself, cyka
fuck your president
Fun fact:
Anglos did a huge degermanisation of their language and names due to WWI and II.
German Dogge->Great Dane
House Saxe Coburg Gotha -> House Windsor.
Look it up, they are touchy as fuck.
We tried that too:
>berger allemand (german sheperd) > berger alsatien
>eau de Cologne > eau de Provence
It never stuck considering WWI lasted only four years, and we were eager to befriend Germans again after WWI.
>Alsatien
>Naming a german thing some different version of german.
I think it was very effective for people who dont look into these thing.
You killed and are killing your old minorities while importing and protecting new ones.
>Muh Breizh, Muh Elsaß, Muh langue d'oil.
PS: Happy to have you guys.
Benelux, France and Germany are the core of the EU.
we will never surrender to the false song of globalism
>make thread making fun of Americans
>D-DONT MAKE FUN OF GRANDMA
let's be real she was probably fucking raped lmao
Trigger discipurin!
Riswyck best day of my life.
Anyways, that I remember, we were briefly by the citizens of Strasbourg to garrison their city and shield it from the fighting of the 30 years' war. Not that it counts for anything though since we were the ones funding the war anyways, and quickly proceeded to besiege the city once the war had ended, and proclaim it as our own. Hehe, sneaky French.
Blame Austrian autism for us being so want to own it. It scarred France when that Austrian heir married Charles the Bold's daughter, and had land adjacent to France for two centuries. We're only acting out like this from Austrian PTSD we never recovered from.
But I agree otherwise we just rewrite History to suit our needs. And we brainwashed Alsatians so hard that they insisted on voting for pro-France party in the days of Willy II.
Yes. Maybe Italy sometimes, but it depends.
why does literally every single poster we have on this board come across like a butthurt 16 year old?
But she was eight? I'm "eh" about Germans, but I doubt they raped that young.
Don't worry. We have our lot too, though they're too young to know English well enough to stray away from /fr/. Cheers.
>I doubt they raped that young
Hahahahaha
You have German blood my man
youtube.com
>this is actually what americans believe
imagine being this butthurt jesus fucking christ
also you're really clueless about occupied France
BLESS
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>over half a million frogs died
>most of them civilians
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!
Really wish toniblair hadn't been such a bitch and dragged us into iraq, would've enjoyed seeing america throwing a tantrum about us as well
>secularism
>a bad thing
Dog bless America :DDDD
thanks to your bombings
what a great ally !
>we killed frogs in WWII
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid faggots, should have killed more so maybe your grandparents would have died and you wouldn't be here posting
Epic
>most casualties Americans had ever had in a war was by shooting at each other in the name of black people
I can see why I'd be patriotic for a country like that.
lmao why is anyone defending this, TIME is fucking stupi
epic post :DD
truly, you're not butthurt or anything as we can see
Jesus mate, simmer down.
we the whole world hate you and cant wait for either ww3 or a civil war to end you guys
Lmao we turned your ancestors into street art and all you can say is
>haha you're butthurt though!
Stupid weak faggot lmao, think of how many people you might know today if we didn't incinerate their ancestors :^)
The next major Paris terrorist attack can't happen soon enough and I'll be laughing at the frog death toll the whole time
>Americans died liberating France so that you could post this.
Interesting
excellent post
Calm down fatty or you will have a heart attack.
>Americans always seem to believe all the wars they carry forward have superior motives, claiming some moral highground along the way
>question said highground
>they then devolve into full "LMAO UR BUTHURT WE SHOULD HAVE KEPT ON KILLING UR CIVILIANS LMAO"
erry tiem
>get called out for being retarded
>keep being retarded thinking you're being funny and edgy
This is a 18+ website DeShawn
All this hatred
>we might be lost but we killed millions of civilians with bombings LMAO BTFO cuck rape black dicks
>entire governments being involved in changing language out of butthurt
And the French/Germans/Brits dare to call us buttblasted
kek
SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND dead frogs
night time is when there are nonstop FUCK AMERIKKA threads and then euros get mad when we make fun of them back lmao
Like a fucking clockwork
>then euros get mad when we make fun of them back lmao
No one is mad, except you, everyone is laughing at you.
You're acting like a fucking retard.
>night time is when there are nonstop FUCK AMERIKKA threads
Yesterday there was 2 America hate generals and 7 or 8 other America hate threads at one time.
more like we're laughing at you because you all act like retarded childs
Sup Forums should be blocked for americans below 18 years old
>i-i-it's not fair they make fun about us on a shitpost board
>cry
>cry again
>cry a fuckin river
GALLIPOLI
it's creepy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE GOD BLESS
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Greatest allies
ameriposters are my favourite
This used to be a good board.
Ever wonder why Sup Forums is so slow now?
It's the same threads every day.
>it's creepy
I doubt any of them that start the threads have ever been here
This. So much this! Thank you for this epic post.
We take liberty and freedom for granted. Euros doesnt have freedom burrowed into their marrow so they dont give a shit until it is too late. It is an ungrateful job. But thank you for preserving peace.
I would upvote this post so god damn much if I could
Thinks it's because Sup Forums got cut in half with /bant/
>This used to be a good board.
kek go back to ledddit where people will upvote your good feelings
>I doubt any of them that start the threads have ever been here
I lived in the US while the Iraq war was in progress. Why do you think I have PTSD from Americans?
maybe you just acted like a fucking dickhead?
in high school we had a norwegian student who always went on about how "norway is so superior and americans are stupid" so everyone made fun of and bullied him and that made him hate america even more lmfao
What's the deal of Americans with rape and cuckolding? they're obsessed.
>This used to be a good board.
>Ever wonder why Sup Forums is so slow now?
>It's the same threads every day.
this
>norwegian
scandinavians are all arrogant fags
>maybe you just acted like a fucking dickhead?
In all fairness, I did bitch around and get permission from the principal to not be pressured into doing the 'pledge of allegiance' thing. So maybe that was that.
But I always knew I'd be a temporary expatriate, so what did I care for becoming American?
But Americans did make jokes, and it usually would only start after they got to rip out of me from where I was.
I hate you.
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND dead amerisharts
how does it feel knowing that none of us are grateful for your grandparents' sacrifice?
thank you for your service, dog bless
jesus :DD there's so much butthurt here
>how does it feel knowing that none of us are grateful for your grandparents' sacrifice?
Not true though.
Yeah we know you'd prefer to be Communists
Death to NATO imperialists
you know jack shit this is why you confonded iraq and iran when you invaded the gulf, or maybe it's just because you're pussies and prefer attck the non aggresive country other the islamic one, kek
Lmao at all the triggered americans, why don't you go and rename your potatoes again? :DD
It's ok because your country still whores itself out to us. Can't change that. Not sure why you'd want to, makes us both rich. I know your not defending shit skins.
DOG BLESS
Middle easterners are actually more valuable people than 80% of Amerilards
t. kevin al-nasheed
Don't blame the American people. It's hardcore state propaganda. You can't wage wars all over the world if your citizens don't worship the military.
lacks david's star on the deagle
this thread is great. I love my country
Citation needed. My income is 200x theirs
Give a middle easterner 500k and he'll go become an engineer
Give an amerilard 500k he spends it on Burning Man and a journalism start up
>m-muh income
Ethnic Qataris confirmed superior to Amerisharts
You're a little late on this one.
Would have been a great thread about 14 years ago.
Corporate military are subhuman trash fodder fit only as manure.
Canadians are literally copies of America. You have just as much culture and degeneracy as we do. Let the men speak, sweeties
Konyb2012 comfirmed superior to 99% of amerisharts, so is mugabe.