CAVALIERS @ ROCKETS gamethread

Who's the real King James? edition

lebron aint even trying

GOAT

is this game on the tube?

Tnt

Rockets don't look like they're trying.

In a good way.

He doesn't try until the Christmas game. Then he coasts some more until like 1 week prior to the all-star game.

Lebron dead LMAO

Fucking cavs got butterfingers out here.
Rose is injured and I just want him to get a ring even if it's with a former enemy.
Now James is hurt

OP is a fucking prophet

R.I.P in peace King james

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

OP you did this

RIP in peace cavs' season

OP confirmed voodoo master

LeBron's ankle rolled twice in a matter of 2 seconds. Id be surprised if he's ok

Based

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FUCK YOU OP

>TFW THE KING IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF BROKEN ANKLES!

Two bullshit fouls in a row on the Rockets

wtf were they?

Lebrons jersey is falling apart

what a WARRIOR
back from da grave

Harden already got 4 steals kek

>TFW GSW FAN
So who do I root for to win this game?
>CAVS or ROCKETS?

>GM and Coach LeBron thinks he can challenge for another title without any semblance of defense

No rim protection would be fine if everybody closed extremely hard on outside shots and smartly rotated.

The announcer sounds SO fucking depressed when he has to list out cavs stuff holy shit

Trevor Ariza is fine as hell. Not a think pretty boy like curry and not ugly like LeBron

Anyone mind if jack off a little?

Burger King's marketing department needs to be fired and buried 6 feet under

Of course Lebron is okay. He's pumped full of HGH...............

Wade honestly got better for us both sides.

lelbon has hemmoroids? whats with his own seat cushion?

1.REBOUND THE FUCKING BALL.....
2. MAKE FREETHROWS
3.LESS TURNOVERS
.....
Simple

Cavs gonna come back when Harden goes out

Feels like every time the Cavs score, the Rockets get a three the other way

Why is Shumpert still here. Why is JR still here. DESU why is Love still here? Our second option is Rose

Will Isiah even make a difference when he comes back? Cavs have no consistency

ebin flops

Wade not going be able to chase nobody on the Warriors if they meet. Dubs in 4.

Gordon is fucking amazing.

Imagine this second unit being lead by CP3... wew lad

Houston just playing the law of averages. 33% from 3 > 50% from 2. They are the analytics dream team

Ok Gordon on automatic poor Cavs

he will, they will have much better looks on offense and lebron wont bear as much responsibility to create offense, and they will be able to offset their trash defense with more scoring and keep games closer, also they can stagger the 2 of the some the cavs bench doesnt get outscored by 20 points every night

>Cavs getting dominated
Satisfying desu

Wew, now I see why they need him

>of the some
wtf i didnt type that am i dyslexic

Rockets looking really solid even with Harden out, Cavs are done

>>Cavs getting refballed

Ftfy. Fuck Haren

Another one for the record books, guise.
Lelbonr still playing while suffering from a severely frayed sock while suffering from hemoroids.

Holy shit this team is a fucking joke. Lebron to LA when?

>leaving one joke team for a bigger joke team

don't even matter which LA team

Butt hurt this early?

Jeff Green the LeBron for today lol

Does that make Lebron Kevin Love?

lebron DJ griffin would be the best frontcourt in the nba

It makes him trash

>missile cam

You've damaged my brain again america

With what money?

First we beat lebron
then he comes to H-Town

That shit was cringy

The Cavs are done for, this team is a dumpster fire. I knew Kyrie Irving was good but not that he was this integral to the team. Where is Lebron going next?

Until Blake sprains his vagina which happens twice a year or some other clipper curse happens

move gallinari and other salary and resign DJ with bird rights, balmer is crazy rich and wants to win now, he'll pay luxury tax

Damn you're right I didn't even think Kyrie factored into the team's overall performance this much

If the refs are going to start calling bs soft fouls, no-one is going to benefit more than Harden

"JEFF GREEN LOOKED LIKE LEBRON ON THAT PLAY"

Imagine Cavs without Green tonight

If someone shot Harden in the head, would anyone care?

who could cleveland even trade for with the brooklyn pick?

Some big name always pops up at the trade deadline because a team under-performs. I still wouldn't trade it though because it's the cavs only insurance policy if Lebron leaves

I would

Rockets have become sloppy as fuck in the 2nd.

Another bullshit foul

Lebron has been playing with a sore asshole for quite some time now.
He truly is the goat.

I wish Heatles could play the Warriors right now. Probably still a blowout, but it would have been better than last year's shitfest.

It will still be a top 10 pick, but most likely not top 5 given how awful some teams are like Chicago and Atlanta. The players available might not be franchise cornerstones, but should be starters for years to come.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*BREATHS IN*

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THE HOUSTON CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLES

Do they play bad in first quarter as a joke??

KING JAMES

Rockets taking a w for sure tonight

Sloppy play not being helped by the obvious Ref Ball on the Rockets.. smfh

Rockets are fucking trash. Somehow managed to blow an 18 point lead baka. And people believe this team can actually compete against the Warriors? They can't defend anyone and they always choking. Remember Game 6 against the Spurs?

fuck off retard kid

bit mean that desu lad

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Right on Cue

Jeff Green GOAT

He has little bones but a big heart

>Plays basketball with his friends

Jeff green should still be a clipper

Retard kid is a metaphor for the state of NBA at the moment

Harden and his baiting is annoying asf.
These niggas would prolly be down 10 if not for that shit.

He is cute and well spoken

Jeff green should start at PF

But LeFriends come first

Jeff Green is a superstar
Tonight

Lol at shaq sliently seething at that last tweet

garnett has issues

so does metropcs

Forgot this Houston team is the same one who didn't even show up in Game 6 against the Spurs. Not surprising that they're choking.

Not so fast