Chicago Police Scanner Thread Sassy Latina Edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/
youarelistening.to/chicago
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

2nd for Polish Speakers

WA FAG BINGO GENERAL
POST EM IF YOU GOT EM user
>98642
>DABS DABS DABS FOR SHOTS FIRED
> NO ROBERTS DOWN KEK PLEASE

SHOTS FIRED

third for unpronouncable last names

Robert has many groupies

JUST WATCHING CHICAGO BURN BRING THE HEAT
>THE WAGES OF SIN 10-4
youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A

wait wait wait 'hol up anons

Robert is a police officer or a squad car with a specific radio code??

Suddenly drag racing

>Nth fo /comfy/

Polish speakers?

I just got off work any murders so far today?

YES.

Both

>Stole a necklace
>Name "Runaway"
>Dispatcher laughs

those threads were great

ITS A RADIO CODE THAT MEANS ROGER HOLY FUCK GOOGLE THIS NOT EVERY COP IS NAMED ROBERT YOU FUCKS

Car with specific code

gray mode

Some say, he's actually dead... But the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him... All we know is he’s called Robert.

LMAO whoever made OPs pic is a God. I love these fucking threads.

CHECK YO KEYS

No, its a better way to say "received"

Just got here. Who the fuck is Robert?

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>NOT EVERY COP IS NAMED ROBERT
Just the one, he's all we need.

That dude gave someone a poke in the belly IIRC

Thanks wa fag, hope they're treating you right

Robert is a one-man wreaking crew.
Robert single-handedly keeps Chicago safe.
The criminal element shakes when they spot robert.

Officers on the night shift invoke his name for good luck.

Do you have any screenshots of ferguson lulz?

Robert=shift designation. Night shift cars are XXXXR, R for relief.
So anytime you hear (numbers) + Robert it means it's a night shift cop. Aka the heroes Chicago needs. It doesn't mean arrest made, or roger.

it doesnt mean roger, it means "arrest made"

He's also got mech armor

POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

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>3 years ago

THE CAR IS STILL THERE

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Can we get the Spanish dispatcher back, she's got all the hot info

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Damsel in distress!

(((IF IF IF IF))) EDITION
youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE AN AESTHETIC VERSION

Wife and baby finally in bed, what did I miss?

Some random shit of some based cops gassing nigs I think

GANG BANGERS CONFIRMED

Who /not home/ here?

gang bangers

Just in July alone, four people were killed and around 31 were injured, I think. The month just fucking started.

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html

chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/

>gangbangers

I agree. She must have stepped in while the current one was on lunch break.

BTW... the sexy sassy latina dispatcher is Roberta

Gangbangers on the block

Gangbangers~~~

damn did they catch that big nigga?

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>Gang banger beating his girl with his niggas

MALE BEATING HIS WIFE WITH GANG BANGERS NEARBY

Have you guys ever heard a 187??

better than being at a woman's soccer game

your life must fucking suck user I'm so sorry

Still on the loose.

We get it fag you're at a women's soccer game.

that was michael brown, so you could say he caught himself up to a bullet

Politely ask the goalie TO GET HER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS

What an upstanding black citizen, I certainly hope he will not be hassled on the way to his next destination by a local constable with intent to kill.

Did they ever find the guy in the Ghille suit, or catch the man with the machine gun from a couple nights ago?

>Large group shooting fireworks at school

Shootings often but one time I recall hearing "5 shot on the corner one dead" live

Wish people would stop ringing up over fireworks

It's alright user. At least the players are qts

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can we post some /justiceporn/ in the meantime? I love it when robberies get botched by armed clerks

no but I got detained on my way to a pride parade. I'm out on bail.

>11:06 local time, Saturday night before July 4th

shit is going to get brutal

he's Robert Cop

Fucming Jacob got in trouble and actually was Take an from the fucking cop but we moved to jefferson near orchard near school We have firewo

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What's the difference in a women's soccer team and a tribe of pygmies ?

Just listening and painting warhams...

Life is good

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GUYS GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO WE HAVE MORE FIREOWKRS

Has anyone been compiling the reports like the furfag did yesterday?

>going to a degenerate parade

What's it like living in a metro area where the only sport you can be bothered to watch on a weekend is a women's soccer match?

Belay that response, you live in Portland, I hope the great Cascadia quake rips your asshole open this weekend and your family burns in a sea of magma.

Are you the ones firing fireworks at the school?

> Concert just ended
> Heavy foot traffic.

Number of "shots fired" calls about to spike

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Gibs that punchline

Another late night.

Have some theme music with the stream.

youarelistening.to/chicago

I have a whole DA army I'm trying to sell off.

if robert is what they call the nightshift

what the fuck do they call the dayshift?

THIN YOUR PAINTS

Wait what ? SCANNER PICK IT UP
LOL? ILL SEND PICS

that's crazy

Nigs gonna nig very soon.

Oh shit. Just heard on my local scanner cops on my street. Looked outside, sure enough there they are.

Pygmies are a bunch of Cunning Runts

>"I'M RIGHT HERE!" *gets btfo instantly*

"Large crowd"

Here we go

I have 3 sets of DA from dark vengeance

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What's usually primetime?
Like 12-1am ishh?

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Ferguson. where fucking goons just take a massive shit on their neighbors. Imagine being a lowly indian convienence store owner and the whole block collectively wrecks your shit up. Despite the fact that you probably live among them and know them. Damn