/nba/ general - D-TOWN edition

WAS: Markieff Morris returns to game action
BOS: MRI negative on Jayson Tatum (right ankle)
HOU: Luc Mbah a Moute (knee) not expected to play
PHX: Tyson Chandler (back) doesn't practice Thurs
BKN: Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (hip) practices Thurs
IND: Domantas Sabonis (calf) questionable vs. CHI
LAC: Austin Rivers (ankle) questionable vs. OKC
MIA: Tyler Johnson (illness) is probable vs. Jazz
SAC: Vince Carter (illness) questionable vs. 76ers
BOS: Jayson Tatum (ankle) questionable vs. Hornets
BOS: Al Horford (concussion) listed as out vs. CHA
DET: Stanley Johnson, Jon Leuer unlikely vs. ATL

lonzo is officially /bust/

busto ball

...

Ben Simmons will get injured and DeAaron Fox will be Rookie of the Year

1 superstar and a dream

>mfw Bust Burglar Bros

>shoots 20% from 3
>jacks 3s up like hes steph curry
drive to the rim you retard lonzo. oh wait you're awful at that too

Future God dream coming through

CURRENT MVP RACE:
1. Harden
2. Kyrie
3. Curry
4. Giannis
5. Porzingis
6. Demarcus
7. Aldridge
8. Westbrook
9. Durant
10. Lebron

who is this manlet on inside the nba

this nba tv halftime show is creepy as hell
kick the weird one out

AYY LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING THING SITTING IN THE MIDDLE?

lonzo ball is a pass first pg with such a powerful energy that he brings to his team and a 40 inch vertical and hes also the next kobe so none of his stats actually matter right now

That's ernie johnson

The kid in the wheelchair is a better analyst than Paul pierce

Giannis > Kyrie and Curry
Lebron > Durant, Westbrick and Boogie

It's Larry

...

Fuckin chuck
>I played wheel chair basketball a few times

both players with losing records

didn't know it was possible but lakers are actually WORSE this year than they were last year.

at this time last year, they were 7-5.

Lonzo makes me want to die

legod is so awesome

>the state of the lakers

Oh my bad, thought by MVP you actually meant MVP, not some weird player of the month flavour award

This but unironically

*INHALES*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Applauding this kid is so fucking patronizing lmao

oh you thought i meant best stats/individual games award. nah i mean chances of winning the award at the end of the season

>he'll be walkin out if here
You dun goofed ernie

SPLA-

Whats worse, an airball? or a brick?

Sup Forums crossposters need to go, you guys dont even watch basketball

JUST BUST MY PICK UP SENPAI

It's Giannis, Porzingis, and Curry right now. Kyrie's numbers are a burden on the Celtics desu, if he was on a less talented roster they'd be eating shit worse than Cleveland.

>if the team was worse they'd be worse

airball are you dumb?

People who think Curry or KD stand a chance at winning MVP are retarded

Porzingis is rip pham. Probably will have surgery and the knicks will shut em down

No you

obviously airball, what kind of question is this?

Actually. bricks are more embarassing than airballs.

you're mumma

Maybe I shouldve phrased that his team is winning so much despite some really rough games from Kyrie.

Everything is 3s. This isn't even basketball

legod locking up the cockshits

Which one best describes your team so far this season?

>three
>brick
>rebound
>three
>brick
>rebound
fuck this is frustrating to watch

>savage my anus

>22.0ppg
>5.6ast
>3.3reb
>44% shooting
>32% from 3
>MVP

he's a Horford babby

this is the real MVP race

We don't even care, it's just 2 regular season loses. talk to me when you're playing us in the first round (we're a post season built team, and a 3rd quarter team)

When is Luke Walton going to put the Lonzo Ball meme to bed?

There's no reason for him to be starting.

Lonzo and the last one on the right

cheers cunt

Same Same I Came

>I lick rape pussy
interesting

Only 8 shots for Ingram is a fucking crime
Did he even get a pass in the 4th quarter?

I feel snitchello was undercutting ingram

>OH MY BUDDAH

The thing that jumps out to me is Lonzo taking 7 threes and Brandon only getting 8 shots...Ball shouldn't be shooting more than 5 times a game with how his shot is right now, this is just stupid

He has a 40 inch vertical, that alone is starter material

>Miami Heat

Theres nothing there that describes being the middle guy in a human centipede

yo foreal, leron needs more help, i just tuned in and its obvious.

listen here grandpa

Okay fine that's awesome, but he's showing no improvement at driving to the basket and so its not really being put to good use outside 1 to 4 blocks a game

KD killin it dis year

Lakers drastically need a trade for a 3pt shooter, preferably a backup pg who can defend

It won't be this boring forever, based bigs are going to make a return, especially with next year's draft

both

Yo i really beleve this is him

what games you guys watchin?

haha oh shit. how is he that bad?

>LeBald
>I N-N-NEED MORE HELP!!!! TRADE FOR MORE PLAYERS!!!!

Meanwhile the Pelicans are a 2 man team and no one is complaining

It's a shame Lakers can't pick up Bledsoe, he'd put your team in the playoffs for sure.

cmon canuck, it's clear. the man needs more help. pelicans are sneak tanking senpai

P I P 3

Worst jumpshot I've seen in a long time. How are the shooting coaches not raging at this garbage

because they're a 2 man team, that's still a team
the cavs are 1 man and a bunch of old fucks with no defense

Lebron doesn't need more help he needs a fucking decent coach. This team is solid but Lue couldn't coach a middle school girls team

this is the retard that every single lelker fan has been praising and touting as the next lebron james

>After going 3-of-12 in the loss to the Wizards, Lonzo Ball has the 2nd-worst FG pct through 12 games in the shot-clock era

the big issue is that it's not even going straight, a little chicken wing is fine but this is insane how bad he is missing

he needs to STOP shooting and rework his form now, Lakers have more than enough scorers between Kuz, Ingram, Clarkson and Randle, just let Lonzo distribute and rebound this season, all his attempts should come from transition layups and cuts.

2 guys getting all the points, rebounds and assists (to each other) is not a team lmao

i think they need to go back to the guys from the original 3-1 team. shump, TT, smith. getting all these new guys fucked up the chemistry. watch them go downhill when IT comes back

yes it is

How many shots is lonzo averaging so far

12 a game, about 15 over the last three

u wot?

greatest Raptor of all time desu

SHUT EM DOWN
SHUT EM SHUT EM DOWN

SHUT EM DOWN
SHUT EM SHUT EM DOWN

SHUT EM DOWN
SHUT EM SHUT EM DOWN

Whatever, the league has been soft since they added the shot clock. All the REAL men played in the 30's and 40's.

>cleveland being blown out
*blink*
>cleveland back in this
*blink*
cleveland blown out again
*blink
>back in this

wtf is going on

>implying

rapties looking good lads

JV actually learning how to defend and pass under pressure, OG being OP and Noogie bugging Boogie while DD and Lowry do their thing, gg lelicans

Fucking Pelicunts give up already.

The rockets don't play defense so their leads don't matter

>clarkson had 0 assists despite having ingram on court with him a fair bit
lakers should just tank

>lakers should just tank
say that again and i'll kill you

Breh they had elite role players like Fisher, Horry, Fox...