Chicago Police Scanner Thread 99 All Night Edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Robert.

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10-4 Robert

can a fellow user post a nightly summary

Need some summaries

First for sucking cocks, anyone wants a cock sucked just ask.

WE

Keep your energy up Robert

Almost midnight in Chiraq.

> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>$400 found in garage
>Hottest party in town featuring fireworks, strobe lights, and guns
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS— (expected to continue all night)
>14 year olds robbing people at gunpoint
>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops
>Four men burgle and beat woman in her apt
>Too busy fightan to talk, but I left the door open for you
>They're being idiots on the phone, I got rid of it.

Listening in to the Near North one and it's hilarious how low-importance this stuff is versus zone 6.

"Man and woman are arguing, man is punching the brick wall outside a store"

"Motion sensors activated in Forever 21 store"

here we go

Wow a noise complaint, the old fuckers must be missing out on their 20 hours of sleep

>give that to Twelve-Thirty, he knows what to do

W-what did he mean by this?

God I will never get sick of this

thanks Robert

>white male in car on phone for an hour

sounds like a Sup Forumsack

This is kinda boring

ROBERT
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gots bingo bango thanks nigger wearing all red lol

REAL ROBERT HOURS SOON
youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8

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SPOOKY NIGGER

GUNS SHOTS H O L Y S H I T

>cobra lounge

This sounds fake as fuck

Just in July alone, four people were killed and around 31 were injured, I think. The month just fucking started.

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html

chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/

Ooh DUI in black Nissan Murano at LSD / Grand Ave. Headed southbound.

Robert is my nigger!

>Drunk spic fighting everyone

violating her outside with some friends?

11:45 BOYS! LISTEN CLOSELY AND LOOK WHERE IM AT

Get inside before the clock hits midnight

Thats terrifying

AYYY!

>>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops

This is serious, niggers can't swim.

violating a order of protection.

TIME STAMP BITCH

Better deliver

Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.

EDGY

Light that brush on fire.

no ffs learn something about demographics faggot.

and now posting classics

i might go check out detriots in a bit on my own

Atlanta isn't as entertaining, trust me.

Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film

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>battery in progress, 3 males jumping on one male in the street

Well that was a fucking ordeal

>decides to get into more comfy clothes
>gets into shower

>faucet explodes
>it's the cold one

>spends ten minutes BLODDY fixing it

I hate my fucking life

It never stops being awesome. I fucking love this clip.

relationship problems

Agree - makes we want to go live it.

>coalburner is suicidal
WHAT A SURPRISE

>2 males, 2 females selling drugs
>something about a shooting, couldn't hear
>Group of 4-5 about to fight
It's been a slow night.

I'll join you. We can start our own thread just to compare the amount of crazy shit.

>Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.

Nah, Chicago's going for a high score this summer.

>female, white, 27, 5'9 long blonde hair hasn't been taking meds, got in incident with uber driver

That guy looks like a fucking problem.

especially july 4

what're you doing robert make some magic happen

If I lived in a bigger town I would try my hand at freelance photographer desu
But my small town is devoid of crime and niggers

>Girl gets in Uber and is now missing

Should I be worried about this if im not living in chicago and a white male?

>Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film

Loved that film.

>suspicious white man scoping out laundromat

alright man u wanna start it then send a link over

Uber in Chiraq?

Are you /comfy/ now?

No more tears, just Robert now, Robert.

>check yo keys

wat

FUCKING SHOTS FIRED GET READY ! DOING NOW

yeah i'll make it in a few minutes

CHECK YO KEYS AND YO PARTNER'S KEYS

Detroit is less busy, but the crimes are far crazier. Also the police are more depressed. There's no pep in their speech.

>man made woman drink motor oil

Nope. Get comfy!

ok cool

Don't worry Roberts, it's all gonna start soon, and once it does the crimes will flood in like hurricane Katrina

who the fuck is robert

Confiscate the beer keg for the Party at sarges house after the shift change...

What the fuck are you talking about? Gonna do an Hero?

First for Based Robert, King of Policemen

Double up the wagon Robert

Damn that was the longest period of silence so far

Yes fortunately

It was really shitty two because a bunch of the pieces of the cold tap fell down the Damn drain so I had to get a towel and turn it off by hand

I just tried the Detroit scanner. Really boring desu.

>Robert will never save you from yourself

was this from tonight? or from previous nights?

>cut his wrist with a bottle

What about St. Louis, that's the most violent city in the US per capita.

Cut his wrist with a broken bottle.

Niggers

A lot of people tonight making calls regarding self harm, not taking their medication etc.

There's a Robert inside everyone of us just waiting to get out user...

ROBERT.......IN.........SPAAAAAAAACE

dat echo

>thinking detroit is similar to chicago

please don't be this dumb

>who is robert

is it not worth it?

Man cut wrists with bottle, Ffs why do people waste the cops time.

Robert is on the scene!

>30year old man cut wrist with a bottle

>he's under a lot of stress lately

YOU DONT SAY