Best footballer tweets

Best footballer tweets

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Banterman Mendy
Michy Bantshuayi
Peter Crouch

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quintessential classic

>you now remember the 2015 premier league

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>I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds

I know divegrass is dull but come on.

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i like mr bean

el SENOR HABICHUELA

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>weapon!

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>WALK ON JAP
How can you not love Vardy? Absolutely based.

BASED

If this counts.

pls b real

kek

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Do I not understand twitter or is he tweeting that at himself?

>Rooney's transplant was 6 fucking years ago

Christ time really does fly lads I wonder how many he's had since? 3?

>I called Sky here's the conversation
>Hello, what i have to do to buy a movie?
>Connect to Sky Primafila and you can proceed to your purchase with the remote
>and for a football game?
>don't hang up i'll connect you with Conte!!

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It is, it was his wife that discovered him cheating and went berserk on his twitter all night long.
You should also check the drip doctors, it's obviously a thinly veiled whore service

Then after Rooney was arrested for drink-driving..

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yeah, he meant to DM someone but tweeted it

Rooney on twitter was fucking hilarious before it became obvious some marketer started filtering the stuff he says

What a night it was watching that unfold

Posting this should be ban worthy

1. What's everyone's opinion on the official FIFA World Cup Russia 2018 football, the adidas Telstar 18?

2. Was it autism? streamable.com/vwcir

It was real, Sup Forums was gone crazy that day. Kek

Those threads were fucking amazing.

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>tfw they never did go again

Feels good man

Do footballers' wives tweets count?
>Romanian gypsy cunt!!! And to actually think Northern Ireland has probably homed one of his smelly relatives!! Ungrateful twat!! Anyway onwards and upwards

kek just saw this too

kek

fuck these PR tweet templates, it treats everybody involved with total contempt

Don't ever post this again

Jesus, Lisa, somebody stop her

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I don't get it, is it the wrong spelling of badge?

>that short stint on soccer saturday

Convinced random autists from Sup Forums would stutter less.

Wanyama's tweets are wholesome

sad

DELETE
or he might TSUUUUU you for defamation

He literally copied and pasted. What a fucking retard.

Oh my...

Was hoping for this

He obviously didn't get the job because he's a moron. I'm actually lol'ing at 'doing our badgers'.

most brits I know hate him, and I can't figure it out

such a great night

hah yeah racial slurs are fucking hilarious lmao

She deleted it not long after. And then posted some BS 'Heat of the moment' apology.

He does strike me as a bit of a cunt, but his bants are top notch by footballer standards.

He's not wrong

I don't get it, looks like he's just promoting a vacuum cleaner, you can tell because he spelt everything right.
pls explain what's wrong with it.

lmoa

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>doing our badgers

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He went from being a young player expected to be a major star, to promoting a no-name vacuum cleaner on twitter while struggling to find any club willing to sign him.

why does he mean by 'doing our badgers'?

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He meant badges. Football coaching qualifications

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ex footballs still has me in tears

you couldn't even pretend to be that stupid, its brilliant

he's a complete cunt, but he's our cunt

Britain is so fucked

>tf
>tp

what did he mean by this?

underrated

rip bodger mate

fucking lol

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Poor Little WhiteBoys #6

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I don't speak monkey

t. sheriff abduhl malandrukh

t. Joao Mohammed Al-Binan Pereirra

What does that mean? Fuck you God dog?

Rio is such a wanker

top lad tbf

Based wife

I love his wife. People who wear hats like Nasri should be executed

based Forest Echo News

What did he mean by this?

and this?

He tried to kill himself twice the absolute case

>its real

jesus christ if you tried this in america you would be lynched

Miss FEN so much. The birth of fake news

why are soccer players so autistic?

Based

American footballer but deserves a post here