You do actually play a sport and not just watch it, eh?

you do actually play a sport and not just watch it, eh?

playing sports is for children, watching it is for adults

No I have very bad asthma

yes because im not a fatass

I do. What about you kraut?

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Btw I didn't mean to offend you, I'm drunk and I'm just done watching Fury. Fine movie

Is servicing billionaires a sport?

My wife

Sure, I play FIFA.

me too haha (=

D-did they?

m-maybe

is masturbating a sport?

Is that how much she is worth?

It would appear that there is a world championship for it so I'd say yes

No.

But I would love to start playing volleyball.

i play league of legends

I'd wingardium her leviosa, if you know what I mean

fuck her mouth?

Why don't you?

What rank?

Is shitposting an sport?

I've been playing shit at 5 a side for a month now

Make sure to hit the bar and order some foodie to go with your beer for max gains afterward

Never done it before and I couldn't find any teams or practices when I had a brief look.