Current state of play in the lower house (76 needed to win):

Current state of play in the lower house (76 needed to win):

Labor: 72
Liberal: 66
Independent: 2
Green: 1
Xenophon: 1
Undecided: 7

Who knows what is happening in the Senate.

Counting resumes on Tuesday.

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First for Pauline

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I just want muh farkin NBN mate

KEK ME UP INSIDE

for real he legit got a stroke from losing his speech was shit

JUST

Enjoy your mudslimes, you leftist cucks

>Counting resumes on Tuesday

Why not fucking Monday

every day favours your leftists, as they bring in more and more warriors to kill you

I'm coming back boys

They need an entire day to fuck with everyones votes a bit more.

Fuck off New Zealand you're below 70% white and your PM is a globalist jew

I'd rather bitchtits as PM with One Nation holding balance of power in the Senate than us being cucked by banks and property developers

>liberals
>negotiating with the parties they shit talked for most of their campaign

Lel

>tfw didn't vote
>one nation got four seats anyway

God bless.

Is Labor the good guys? I assume liberal are the bad guys.

>didn't vote

why

Kill Donkeyvoters

so what, Tone bird is fucked

but Aussie Trump is doing well?

Liberals are cuckservatives, Labor are like Hillary Clinton Democrats

Liberals are basically Hilary Clinton. Incredibly, overtly corrupt.

Fucked our NBN, gotta give more money to Telstra friends.

Always fuck our economy, then shit talk about how great they are at managing one. Only cucks think a surplus is a good idea when we can borrow money for free to advance the economy.

Fuck education, gotta make uni more expensive.

Fuck Medicare (our world renowned healthcare shit).

They are just a basket of stupid cunts, always doing whatever makes them or their friends more money.

other way round

Labour are the cuck socialists

Liberals are the cucked conservatives

Apart from Canada, all other Anglo countries, liberals are centrists or rightists

It's the 4th of July, America's independence day.

You can't do shit on an international holiday.

so is kikebull

And we voted him out, that was my point.

Both shitcunts

which alternate universe is this you're referring to?

Yes yes well done malcolm

HOWEVER

>good
>bad
>politics

You burgers are dumb as a sack of rocks.

The one in which we currently reside where this election result is all but officially hung, and Ind and Greens will favour Labor

What is actually conservative about the Liberals?

Their economic policy is radical, essentially "sell everything to our friends".

Their immigration policy is radical, essentially "blackout on reporting of incoming refugees" then shit talk about how they 'stopped' the boats.

Their social policy is radical, essentially give all money to the wealthiest and hope for the best, against all advice from every fucking economic body in the world.

The libs are radical as it comes, mate. The only exception is they don't go around pretending the Muslims are taking over. Because in our country they aren't, we put them in a cage on an island and let them rape each other until they commit suicide.
We have 6-7 year old Muslim kids trying to kill themselves.
No-one wants to come here.

Don't be too hard on him he can't understand anything more complicated than a superhero movie

My point is, on the orthodox political spectrum, Labour there, like here is the main centre left-left wing party

Liberals, like the tories here, are the centre right-right wing party

It might not bear actual truth, but this is what its perceived to be as

>The libs are radical as it comes, mate. The only exception is they don't go around pretending the Muslims are taking over. Because in our country they aren't, we put them in a cage on an island and let them rape each other until they commit suicide.
>We have 6-7 year old Muslim kids trying to kill themselves.
>No-one wants to come here.

I fucking love Australia. Now Pauline will have the cunts shot.

well its yet to be seen but i would be extremely happy to see the end of kikebull and even happier to see Tony Abbott back as our rightful PM

Until One Nation takes power anyway...

spot on

and everytime they get in they're always trying towork thenails out of medicare so they can sell it... EVERY TIME. And they complain about "mediscare" being a dirty election tactic. It's well known they hate any gov spending that doesn't go straight into gina, murdoch or the bank's pocket. Fuck them in the ear!

>Good guys
>Bad guys

Jesus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Saleam

Did anyone catch that the Australia First Party was founded by a genuine white nationalist?

>Saleam is a white nationalist, and has been a strong advocate of barring further immigration to preserve a "predominantly white nation resistant to... watering-down of its culture".[5]

>Jesus

He was one of the good guys, mate.

What the actual fuck, Liberals were winning by a huge margin last night

enjoy creeping sharia and the associated poverty, cuck

>Labor will provide $450 million over three years to support the important work of the UNHCR.
>Labor will reinstate references to the UN Refugees Convention in the Migration Act to reverse the Abbott Government’s retrograde efforts to undermine international law.
>Labor will increase Australia’s annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government of 13,750.
>Labor will abolish TPVs which keep people in a permanent state of limbo. Labor will commit to processing people as quickly as possible and placing those found to be genuine refugees on permanent protection visas.
alp.org.au/asylumseekers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Any other Australians can correct me but I don't believe this will have any real difference to what's going on?

The only difference seems to be in actually accepting double the amount of people in. They haven't said they'll just let everyone in and move to onshore processing.

This is why I no longer vote labor or greens. They have basically become the Asylum Seeker Enthusiasts parties.

>b-b-but muh negative gearing and NBN i-i-its worth it

Labor literally had this because they used the NBN buzz word

you do realise that until labor came in there was literally no offshore processing?

>>Labor will reinstate references to the UN Refugees Convention in the Migration Act to reverse the Abbott Government’s retrograde efforts to undermine international law.
Fuck the UN. Let them bitch at us. They can't say shit with Saudi Arabia on the board. I hope the senate blocks the shit out of it.

saving this for later

Labor only has 71 seats

Xenophon leading in Grey right now.

vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm

I voted for trump.

>Please come save us

What do you think Trump would do if he was our PM? Serious question?

Who are the good guys?

>yfw half a BILLION DOLLARS won't be wasted on a plebiscite

checking out beach side allotments to purchase in sa and tassie

fucking 200k~ lads

i just wanna wake up with beautiful views, no more sydney for me, fuck this shitty overpopulated cunt of a fuck

He would kill himself for he can't handle australians stupidity.

And now they've been cucked by the greens.

Laughed, have a (You)

You forgot medicare as a buzzword

The Green(s)

It will if the Coalition forms government. Crybaby Cuckservatives like Bernardi and Abetz will go ballistic if Turnbull doesn't deliver a plebiscite.

Do a lot of people drown in swamps in Vermillion?

you mean be just got off the hook turnt.

Greens are never the good guys Fuck off

it wouldnt be a 'buzz word' if the cuck globalists didnt fuck up the infrastructure just to be faggots

kek

>reap what you sow: jesus n shit

libcucks btfo

Reminder that the faggots who argue against an FTTP NBN do not know the differences between the technologies

"A penetrating glimpse of the obvious"
t. turnbull

>not having a wavy blue and green local flag

Hung like a horse Parliament.

How can non-Australians compete?

Fucking low effort over here, just slapped the coat of arms on a white background
at least try lads

yugoslavs pls go farkin

Who /OneNation/ here?

30% next election lads.

could be worse, they just put the district councils logo on white here.

Need to deliver the 1 million odd declaration votes (out of electorate votes) to their respective electorates or states.

Fuck Turnbull
Fuck Shorten

Why are our choices two Labor rats?

because you think major parties are worth voting for.

I hope there is one because I want the satisfaction of voting NO for fag marriage

if it stays with labor 72
They can form government with greens, Xenophon, and 1 independent or Katter

We are indeed fucked when it comes to choice in Australia. I'm thinking of just becoming apolitical and no longer voting at all, just get my name ticked off at each election, go home and forget about the entire thing.

Crikey I have polished off two big tubs of Paul's double-thick chocolate custard tonight.

Oh man this result is golden. Crossbenchers with balance in both houses, centrist crossbench in Lower, right crossbench in Upper. Govt status: REKT!

I can't wait for the butthurt tears to starf flowing, fuck two-party politics!

Who is reporting 72 for Labor?

ps these captchas asking for storefronts are shit as.

A couple of months back I was feeling super hawt and horny and just had to get a bug inside me. I had been cruising around bug meetups before that for quite a while but none of the fags wanted to help me Catch when they found out I was a Neg. So eventually I just decided to start lying to them and tell them I was Pos so I could Catch. Was surprisingly hard at first too. I kept going through different guys, I think at least 10 and then going back to my doctor! And guess what m8! The tests kept coming back negative!

Every night I'd lie awake thinking of my Neg hole being filed with cum from a stud Pos!!! The thought still keeps me awake to this day but I have other fantasies now!! But back to my story, I ended up finding this guy who had a REAL, TOXIC SEED right on Grindr who was up for some Catching. So I setup up the meet and rode him all fucking night long. Still some of the best sex I've ever had! Just the fact that he violated my neg hole with his INFECTED seed was enough to send me into a frenzy! But the best news was yet to CUM, get it CUM, cause later when I went to the old doctor down at the pond Dr Ramajamunja (something like that)

M8! You should have seen how happy I was! After that the doctors were always very careful around me and were sure to wear gloves! I can tell ya that much! So from that day on I had become a new kind of vampire and there was this TOXIC, DISEASE floating around inside of me! I just had to find a way to turn some cute bois! Fucking so hard right now posting that. I might bump with my turning stories if anyone is interested.

>good goy

Do your fucking duty cunt, don't make me come over there!

How long will Turnbull survive as leader of the Libs?

Who will roll him? Cyborgdeatheyes, Morriscum, Abort or Potato?

on ya cunt

Im on my way to smashing a box of chocolate coated almonds

Because the majority of our population is used to sucking the teet of big government.

We don't have the same anxiety and threat of migration as in Europe, and don't have the same history and culture of liberalism and Evangelicalism as in the States.

>chocolate coated almonds
We called them "scorched" almonds when I was a lad m8.

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If u voted labour your a fuckhed, besides mines already installed so, eat me.

Fuck, that's the one

My preference for which of them wins is literally not the good guy, but who is less of a bad guy. At this point its shorten by a fair bit.

>post yfw there is a fair chance that a descent conservative party may finally be born in your time thanks to pauline

AEC had Labor at 72 earlier in the day. They're now at 71.

I've completely lost interest after this election. Perhaps i should just vote greens and bring about the inevitable collapse faster?

>mines already installed
Mine too. I'm buying a new 6TB HDD to store all the shit I'm torrenting.

>didn't vote

enjoy your fine, faggot

>voting for union-busting
>voting for a flood of 457 jobs
>voting for a flood of chinese funded "growth" aka selling Australia
>voting for a massive tax cut for corporations

Cool story bro.

but muh penalty rates

is it a public holiday on monday in australia? or do you only work 4 day weeks or something?

No, public servants are just lazy.

Bingo! labour want quicker net to process muzzies quicker