/nfl/ general: zero fucks given edition

WAS:Reed, Crowder both questionable for Sunday
ARZ:Humphries diagnosed with dislocated knee cap
DEN:Demaryius Thomas removed from injury report
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders questionable vs. Patriots
TEN:Delanie Walker (ankle) listed as questionable
NYJ:Matt Forte (knee) officially ruled out Sunday
CIN:Jeremy Hill (ankle) officially out vs. Titans
NE:Chris Hogan (shoulder) absent again Friday
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle) back practicing on Friday
MIA:Phins RT James (groin) may miss rest of year
DET:Lions latest to give up on OT Greg Robinson
ARZ:Cardinals lose SS Tyvon Branch with torn ACL

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First for Jaguars Eagles Super Bowl

who /falseflag/ here?

Insider here, Wentz is the next big injurh recepient.

Only one NFC East QB has playoff wins.

I will fight every nigger here.

Is Wentz elite?

no

Eagles fan here, and boy do I love sucking dicks in dark alleys for food.

jaguars v rams

>People actually think the Clippers, a passing team, will even sniff the redzone against the Jaguars pass defense

The Chargers basically have to hope that Bortles borts it up and pray Leonard Fournette has a bad day or something.

Who here /freewinonsunday/?

I run the double false flag. I pretend to be pretending to be a fan of my team

when will the AFC become great again?
no, New England's dynasty***** doesn't make the conference great

I want to believe but no game is certain when it comes to the Lions

Eagles current 2018 Cap: $-3M
Jernigan extension: $48M/4yrs $12M avg: $-15M
Yearly cap hike $10-$15M: $-5M

potential eagles cap saving cuts/trades

Chris Maragos $1.5M probably keep
Chris Long $~1.8M probably keep
Brent Celek $4M cut probably keep its his final year on contract
Nick Foles $4M traded, his contract is basically made for a trade. we can cut him, or trade him and he is locked in his new team for $15M/3yrs, if we don't cut him and can't trade by 23rd day of 2019 year, his 2019-2021 years become void. Really weird Rosejewery
Mychal Kendricks $4.4M traded / cut, nigga increasing his trade value every week :joy:
Vinny Curry $5M cut/trade he’s also been playing good
Torrey Smith $5M cut

Maximum Eagles cap from those players and adjustments: $20.7M
Spread it over these guys

important 2018 FA
Alshon Jeffrey
Nigel Bradham
Trey Burton
LeGarrette Blount
Patrick Robinson

Less than important
Corey Graham (S)
Najee Goode (MLB)
Kenjon Barner (RB)
Taylor Hart (OT/DT)
Beau Allen (DT)

Don’t matter / retiring
Darren Sproles
Caleb Sturgis (kicker)

How is Rosejew gonna get himself out of this one lads

AFC was always a joke conference dominated by the same six teams

Getting warmer

>calling someone else the clippers when yours has never even seen a superbowl

Wew lad. Can't wait for the jags to implode with how uppity their fans have gotten lately

Eagles vs Steelers?

you'll be fine if you don't run the ball on literally every down

>The Battle of Keystone

Jags pants owl

>4 seconds apart
Do Jaguars and Chargers fans live in each others' heads rent-free?

>tfw larry fitzgerald will never get a rin

:'(

chorgers fans are feeling shook as fuck and jasgs fans are buying into the hype

That QB has also played more seasons in the NFL than all the other QBs in his division combined

Jags fans are obsessed with the chargers since they own them lmao. Literally any time bosa is posted they have to chime in MUH NOT REAL DROTY

Watch

So what teams fanbase have you never falseflagged as?

>Dolphins
>Bills
>Jets
>Browns
>Rams
>Titans
>Bucs

For me.

So was the NFC 2-3 decades ago by the same 3 teams. Only difference now is that those teams can't buy rings anymore

I routinely false flag as a Cowboys and Eagles fan for the NFC and on the AFC side its Pittsburgh and Jacksonvile

I've only falseflagged as NFC East teams.

All of them

Only faggots false flag

>Packers

i bandwagon as the hot meme of the week team

Make power rankings

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Kys you faggot Floridian bandwagoner

He needs to return Tom's calls

i fuckin love this man

Does Wilson have enough meme magic in him to get the Seahawks to the SB?

Wildcard round exit

>pants making it alive out of the nfcs
"no"

Now that everyone is injured, nobody can use that excuse anymore.
It also means that it's safe to bet on the healthy teams at the end of the season. Gonna be one of those weird seasons when an unexpected team wins and doesn't reach the playoffs for another decade.

The block at the beginning is maybe the worst I've ever seen.

with that o-line Wilson is eventually going to take a cuntcushion he can get up from

JUST FUCKING TACKLE HIM

>that DB
almost looks staged

fuck

>can't get up from

that one clay laid on him was almost the one, wilson was even going on about muh miracle water cured me kek

I nearly shit my pants that game, had seashits on -5,5. dog bless blocked bonus point.

>Keeping Blount with Ajayi

No

As an Eagles fan, I'm terrified that at some point, defenses are going to "figure him out" and that will be the end of the season...

When will it happen?

I hope Sidney Jones doesn't suck

>he can't throw the ball if you tackle him first

I already figured him out

Someone hire this man as a DC

yeah, just score more points. easy.

>Best backfield in the NFC

They'll just run the ball when that happens

I wasn't a believer in the Eagles until I saw this play.

I work for the New England Patriots. Would you like a job as our Defensive Coordinator?

I wasn't a fan of the Eagles until I saw this play.

We'll be fine without Zeke. Cowboys have the best and deepest Runningback corps in the NFL.

i guess you can make that argument with zeke suspended, the other options are debatable at best because no qb or other shit

>Lions rule Ziggy Ansah doubtful for Sunday, Jalen Reeves-Maybin and TJ Lang out

Who even comes close? Bell, Hunt, and Fournette are in the AFC.

who /completely healthy/ here?

Agreed

What the fuck? What happened to Maybin and Ansah?

I'm worried the lions are gonna blow it sunday

this is an aaron rodgers tier throw

youtube.com/watch?v=ttDn8K7QzaU
like anyone remeber this shit
this is like madden on the easiest difficulty, while getting sacked the animation doesnt even link up but the ball lasers to the perfect spot

or if you are playing on all madden difficulty the CPU will pull this bullshit on you while you are sacking him with fucking Khalil mack or someone

Don't forget.

is false flagging the most autistic thing anyone can do here?

Catb Owl incoming. Tasty noms and warm lying in the sun will come to you, along with entertaining football pounces and chasing stuff and batting balls around, but only if you reply to this post with "MEOW!"

no way that happens, lions have no chance at losing to the browns, literally 100% impossible

The 49ers offense is actually borderline elite, they just need to get more yards and to do that they need to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field.

Yes. You should see how bad it is over in /mlb/

Rams with Todd Gurley you retards

i was thinking saints, vikings, rams, Falcons, and burrs
with saints being the debatable part

does qb count as backfield or not? i think they did

Oops, you're right, but I find these Rams to be really forgettable.

Hi /reddit/!

It's OK, he'll just duck into the Seahawks' Patented Concussion Healing Tent for a second, and be fine.

You probably couldn't beat NYG even if Joe Montana still played for 49ers.

How do I not believe the hype? Believing hype is statistically the worst thing a fan can do.

we're going to lose a draft pick over that.

Montana was a Walshbaby.

MEOW!

>you now remember the time the rams went 1-15 with their only win being over the lions

Lurk moar.

>Won with Seifert

DG hiding his trip isn't doesn't seem as bad as Eagles and Cowboys fans shitting up each other's gamethreads

Fuck. I can't remember the name of that song, but it would go perfect with this.

They should lose something. Bonehead move of the highest magnitude. If he'd taken a shot the next play and been knocked out, shit would have hit any number of fans. Risking your star QB in a game you had in hand, and ignoring the concussion rules at a moment when the world is reading about "Worst CTE Brain Ever" being dissected, that takes a special sort of stupid.

Have the Eagles played any good teams (other than the Chiefs who they lost to)???

the panthers

8-1 is a virtual guarantee of a playoff spot of some kind. You just need to remember that once the playoffs start, anything can happen one way or the other.

Took the fucking Chiefs to their first conference game since 1969.

Eagles literally haven’t even played a team with a record better than them.

They’re frauds.

Panthers were doing well enough until they lost to the Eagles.

My girlfriend's brother-in-law claims that, but for their injuries, the Redskins are actually the best team in the NFC... and the Eagles beat them twice (once in week 1, before the injuries), so... there's that.

What is there to figure out? It isn't like he's doing anything new or exotic, he's just playing football. His WRs are helping him by catching the ball, his RBs are helping him by being good, his defense is outstanding. There's honestly nothing to "figure out", he's just playing better than the defenses he plays against.

Who's your upset pick this week. I unironically believe the Packers are going to somehow meme their way to a win over the Bears

I wouldn't be surprised if Alshon takes a team-friendly deal to stay. Also, Blount is likely gone, with how crowded the backfield is.

Also, I hope Sproles comes back :'(

MEOW!