Mfw Nordfags/Baltfags can't swim in their sea for more than a few seconds because it's too damn cold and there's...

>mfw Nordfags/Baltfags can't swim in their sea for more than a few seconds because it's too damn cold and there's nothing to hunt.

Not if you have sauna beforehand

Can't they in the summer?

Delicious

>my ancestor :)

Don't they have all that elk they keep posting?

Can't hear you over the sound of my easybreath diving mask :)

> Be medinigger
> Swim in the Mediterranean
> Get stung unconscius by jellyfish
> Get run over by Libyan fishing boat full of feral niggers while being unconscius
> Scalp split in half
> Get eaten alive by sharks

No thanks lad.

>little ch'ti kids play at "where is the sun" in summer

>Be Swedecuck
>Dont swim
>Dont get stung
>Very far away from Africa
>Still get raped and killed by immigrants

>He still believes in the "Sun"
>laughingwhores.jpeg

Southern French master race

I always wondered how it would be to swim in the med sea, must be boring without the waves.

>No waves
>Few current
>Salty warm water
>Tons of fish and sea life
>No sharks
>Dolphins
>Sea turtles
>Ancient ruins and shipwrecks
>Cozy seaside towns
>Free beaches
>Quiet coves
An absolute paradise

There are beaches in many islands in Greece where you can find strong waves, it's not like there's no options. Most are calm though, and it's great to just relax or think about stuff. Sometimes I even manage to sleep for a bit if the sea is calm enough, best feeling.

That sounds amazing.

That's nice.

Med beaches are full of roastie whores. Only the noblest of waifus will be found on cold beaches.

I doubt you speak out of experience

t. wise american man who traveled the world

> No sharks
Keep telling yourself that

French can't swim anywhere because they are niggers.

I swim countless times in the Med accross more than a dozen countries and haven't seen one single shark.

The sharks are not stupid, they know to avoid humans.

No it's not.

you wot

>sea

Big salty water where big fishes swim if you prefer

Why
Rivers,lakes and springs are better
They are not salty but they have fish

>baltic sea
>salty

That cyka was asking what is the sea.

>be swede
>get raped by niggers
as easy as pie

If so you're merde

>he considers this little shit a shark
We've got sperm whales, but those never swim close to the coast