OFFICIAL ENGLAND v GERMANY MATCH THREAD 2

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This game is not very German nor English

england are already looking tired and slow. I'm guessing they give up a couple before half.

Zzzzzz

Guys I'm 1/4 German but 1/8th black so my loyalty is really torn for this game

I'm not watching
Are /ourlads/ winning?

winning 0-0 at the moment

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no one really thought this game would be anything other than shit, right?

Germany or turkey

Germany currently losing at 0-0

Turkmany
Because there are many turks

Are bongs actually still hostile towards germany or is that just a meme at this point?

just tuned in from italy HT

did I miss anything?

a meme used as an excuse to have a few and have a fight

>Werner
rrrreeeee hurensohn

>tfw no united British isles ever again
>fucking Isle of Man, Guernsey and Jersey will never be officially British
Sucks.

What's the point of national teams if they aren't represented by their indigenous people?

>werner
What a shit 'striker'

Joe Hart would have let that in.

g-guys I think Pickford might be better than Joe Hart.

and the tongue out

Is this the worst England starting line up of all time?

Ffs thought we'd got the krauts then

Him and four other keepers

at least he is white

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>livermore

Idk, but we're fielding Draxler. Secondhand embarrassment right there.

you don't say?

Unironically playing better than the 'superstars' that'll play at the WC.

Loftus cheek the only player who doesn't play the old 'tap it about the pitch and lose the ball then hoof it up' English style of play. It's why he looks world class when he's playing for England.

>Germany overwhelms the English defense with a meticulously planned and perfectly executed assault
>English forces in disarray, most injured or missing
>final German assault repelled at the last as German gamble to completely decimate their enemy rather than taking the tactical victory
Guess things haven't changed much since 1917.

Yeah, Americans were fucking retarded then too

Top kek. Germany was never gonna win WW1 or WW2. Germany was starving in WW1. There is a reason they demanded the bread basket land from Russia.

SAY IT WITH ME

STONES IS E L I T E
not put a foot wrong so far lads - the best cb for the best team in Europe is going to BRING FOOTBALL HOME

Maguire is better.

God save John Stones

What was his name again?

I'm really bored desu

>still going on about the 5-1 game.

NEUER

I like how our number 10 is our least creative player on the pitch

Trippier is really good imo

same here

>not passing

i will go to the kitchen now.

expect a goal.

>Italy losing

Rate my William

tfw >colonied

who Sup Forumssmr here
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did you know that vardy used to be a non league footballer?

I'm an Albion fan, but Livermore should be nowhere near the England team. Wasn't there anyone else that could play? Someone capable of passing?

>italia

not black so 0/10

Literally fucked up a backpass in the first 30 seconds

taking some dianabol lads

i hope eng v br won't be this boring desu

wtf???? no way!!!
literally never heard this before!!

>maguire's face

the frick is that linesman doing

Corr

We'll most likely lose so there will at least be goals.

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le stoned codeine face

>boot it to the fast black man

>I'm an Albion fan

LOL
O
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doing a vote leave

j zoos will make it interesting

Very feminine

>not watching italy lose to sweden

>expecting goals in a football game
You entitled prick

England are literally the dweebs of the football world.
They never have their own style. They never make it clear what they want. They always just copy whatever the big teams were doing 4 years ago.
They're seriously relying on pressing here, as if Germany haven't prepared for such a thing. I swear every single person associated with England and the FA are functionally retarded.

Vardy's gonna bang out Neymar

stones is a liability at times

nice to see some good old fashion long ball football, i've missed it

not only are you a plastic yank but you also have incredibly shite taste in football clubs making everything you said irrelevant

Good stuff Johnny, the ol dribble out of defence move

>win world war
>50% of your country is black
kek good thing the yanks """""saved"""""" you bongs. you "winning" the war was the greatest scam is the history of mankind.

Kane isn't playing, so are other 'Arry took up the mantle of doing the open-mouthed mong look

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Meme
We like Germans

Maybe we'd score if we played with a striker?

PLEASE GET ABRAHAM OFF

HE IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL LEVEL

NOT EVEN BY OUR LOW STANDARDS

me on the left

Think Tammy's a bit rubbish

>england in charge of shooting

For a Turk, your English is pretty good.

wish we'd play crouchy and big andeh up front and go full hoofball. we'd win the WC.

Yours is half turkish, m8.

lol

>shit only one defender to beat, what do
>i'll blast it into his legs

lmao Abraham is garbage

This, niggers out, big Andy Carroll in

>t.Mehmet Abdul

lol the german navy was second to the british navy all the way through the war. would have loved to see you try to cross the sea so could all die :)

The problem with England is after a promising performance by these players they will not play together again

this but Livermore

>that corner