Take Me Out: Celebrity Special starts in 15 minutes
/tmo/ - Take Me Out
I thought I missed this yesterday.
King reporting in
>TOWIE star James Agent
>DJ Melvin Odoom
>Olympic Medallist Mile Wilson
It begins
my mum is in the audience for this show
>performed trumpet for the Pope
what kind of a name is arge?
who is he
Some twat from TOWIE
What the hell how many years has Shauni been on for now.
I have no idea who the hell he is, probably someone from towie with that fucking essex accent.
>What the hell how many years has Shauni been on for now.
Breakout character. They know we like her so they keep her on the show
no idea who any of these people are
>picked Shauni
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off shauni you fat midget fucking chav wanker
also they're not break out characters, they filmed this fucking months ago you mong
Shauni will put out in the fucking departure lounge, they won't make it to Fernandos.
They're thirsty for this one.
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Tfwngf intensifies
How is he single
Literally the only good things about this show were Shauni's bristols. Surely they can't bring it back now.
Pls be my gf
TOP DEANO
Easy FUCK
I would of picked her too
>my eyeballs nearly popped out of my brain
Why do they bother getting fat black girls seriously
It must be depressing as fuck for em
MUMMY FETISH
You get some lads who love the dark meat though
>he wants to be James Bond at 5'6
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Absolute shit taste
Sharon is hot as fuck
He's picked a right munter there.
t. Pedigree chum lover.
Shocking decision smdh
B L A C K E D
BLACKED
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>WHITE OUT INCOMING
Some serious thirst on that stage now. Practically frothing at the gash.
>That Irish chick
Fuuuck she's penguin guys
What are you women watching?
>him in his pants
>4 lights off
dat virtue signalling not turning off straight away
>short
>black
>has social status
lights still on
really makes the noggin think
>5'4
PAHAHAJAHAHA
>celebrity special
They lied to me
>Mr. Motivator
fuuuuuuck dat nostalgia
>Mr Motivator would often perform these workout sessions live before Power Rangers would air as part of GMTV programming.
He definitely smashed Lorraine Kelly's backdoors in back in the day.
Wtf I thought women hate manlets
Ree
just being REALLY confident really does go a long way
If he picks Sharon I swear to god....
Sharia law NOW
THIIICCC
good lad
>Jordan waddling her way to him like fucking Pingu
He's like a foot shorter than her, he must have some giantess fetish.
Lucky bastard
>up to her fucking shoulders
christ, I don't think his BBC will be B enough
that mulatto on the match.com advert is pretty cute lads
best of both worlds desu
PWOAR LADS
>THAT SWIMSUIT
FUCKING NORA
Those tits almost make up for everything else. Almost.
>turning down #Based Shaunie
I WILL FUCKING KILL THIS POOFTER
>Hi five to end a date
kek
Bouncy bouncy
>she's taller than him
nah
>literal adonis is single
not sure about this lad honestly
Was thinking the same thing
Olympic athletes do 10 hour days, 6x a week training. And they have to be super strict on their lifestyle and stuff, and generally have no other hobbies
Most are really insufferable
This guy literally only has his dick controlling him right now.
>this guy
This black guy is pretty stylish desu
>5ft 4
>bowling date
kek, the producers hate this guy
t. neet who spends his life posting on an anime imageboard
Not seeing any issues there, he should have roasties queueing around the block for his body alone
>I've never dated a nigger before
Woah, jesus christ
>already working out how to stalk her
>you look like Carol Vorderman
You could practically hear her vagina drying up
Someone better get a webm lads.
They fucked
is there a new series coming up soon?
Wikipedia lists 9 episodes, but doesn't have a start date besides 2017. So I assume so, but we have no idea when.
I hope not. Without Shauni's tits, what is the point?
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>being this much of a creepy fan
nah, the only reason it ain't on right now is because the voice took it's slot.
Dragons den is on lads
There were waifus before her and there will be waifus to follow
Thank you Mr Tripfag, I shall consider your wisdom carefully
>not watching the Welsh Open
Well, till next time lads.