Post your top 10's and let others guess what type of person you are

Post your top 10's and let others guess what type of person you are.
Me: pic related and I'd also add Battleship Potemkin

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A pretentious snob who thinks his taste in flicks makes him look smart

You're one boring motherfucker.

snatch
the thing
evil dead
jurassic park
the lost world
zorba the greek
mad max
fury road
cool runnings
ace ventura: when nature calls

>Soy Cuba
My nigga

>The same tired argument used by plebs who don't like movies that try to tell any story more complex than "good guy punches bad guy"
Snore

>complex story
>in something that's a couple hours long at most
please

>implying the flicks you put up have "complex stories" just because they were made before 1980 and might be in a foreign language

your favorites are simple, dumb flicks that happened to fall out of popularity

From OPs list you got:
>themes of life and death, faith, the black plague, colonialism, vigilante justice, evolution, personal history, repressed sexuality
Films always try to evoke more than they can overtly depict though.

>2001
>Foreign
you're a fucking retard

more like because they are the typical 'just getting into film' picks

i'm sure you genuinely enjoy them but you do come off as a major pseud probably because you are just excited and proud of your new foray into art.

i mean, un chien andalou ... it's cool man, but that's really one of your nine favorite films? i'm staring at a grid of iconic scenes.

>implying I'm the OP

dude that brings his dreams up a lot in conversations

Fantozzi

Top middle and bottom middle?

vertigo and floating weeds

>mfw there are plebs on Sup Forums that haven't even seen vertigo

When you get older you'll have the confidence to make a list that actually has your favourite films.

>being surprised at how pleb Sup Forums can be
How do you maintain this level of optimism?

template for those that need it

Fuck me up

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I am the OP and my criteria in order are: Formal Qualities> Influence/significance > Presentation > function and purpuse > enjoyment/accesibility.
That's oddly true

unbalanced family, not a good public speaker

yeah if you're a photoshop noob

What is the middle one ffs, I am sure I have seen it but can't remember.
Also, top right?

to live and die in la and heart of glass

if you need a template you're a noob as well

>snatch

Garbage.

>From OPs list you got:
>themes of life and death, faith, the black plague, colonialism, vigilante justice, evolution, personal history, repressed sexuality
themes are not stories

>un chien andalou in your top 9
Could you be more of a pretentious fuck? That's not even feature length.

>You have to see the number 1 critically acclaimed Hollywood movie of al time in order to not be a pleb.
Not him, but c'mon.

too many dishonest posts

>plot is more important than thematic content
It isn't tho. Spy or heist movies have lots of plot and tend to not say anything of substance. Tinker Tailer Soldier spy for instance, or Rififi maybe have twists and turns but don't offer much in the way of subtext.

Fucking plebs.

Gets his taste from "top 25 films you have to see before you die" buzzfeed type lists.

Pleb and proud.

>Spy or heist movies have lots of plot and tend to not say anything of substance
>tend to not say anything of substance

maybe you're just not looking hard enough

of course you have to see vertigo in order to not be a pleb, its the entry film to entry level

tfw.. what's your top row?

also tfw no patrician bw movies

Here is my 9, good luck getting even half of them.

>millennium actress
>pleb
pick one

you are a far left socialist faggot who reads highschool philosophy, bullied by stemfags and alphas

Akira, Drive, and The Tree of Life

>seeing entry level films makes you not pleb.
Try harder I guess?

>wang bing, bergman, the list goes on!

fart sniffers

What is the bottom right?

My taste is entirely entry tier, hence me being a pleb.

End Of Evangelion.

how are you going to get into the cahiers (and some others from the nouvelle vague) stuff if you haven't seen vertigo?

I literally smell my farts, you don't?

whats bottom middle?
top right?

Thanks, I've yet to watch most nippon stuff besides GitS, Bebop, and Afro Samurai.

NGE is a solid show, definitely watch it + EoE. If you want some good titles, check out The Rose Of Versailles, Legend Of The Galactic Heroes, The Tatami Galaxy, Kaiba, Serial Experiments Lain, Area 88, War In The Pocket and Seirei No Moribito.

In 2013 they named Spring Breakers their #2 film world wide, followed by Blue is the Warmest colour.

You are a pleb in the most literal sense.

>they
Cahiers du cinéma that is.

capybara

>taking issue with Spring Breakers or Blue.
>not that 4. position Gravity

they're wrong because spring breakers should be #1.. right?

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cahiers stuff as in the famous writers for the magazine that became auteurs (godard, rivette, rohmer), not the magazine itself, so your reply means nothing

I was memeing

i like syfy movies and tv nuff said what am i ?

i realized, just trying to raise capybara awareness

please tell me about top middle, top right, middle, right, bottom left and bottom right
top middle?

there ya go

and "Her" for the 10th one

But I have still seen 95% of their stuff, having never heard of them until now. I have still never ever seen Vertigo, and have literally no interest in seeing it.

After Trump makes us all millionaires, I'm going to open a farm of pig like animals. Guinea Pigs, Capybaras, and Pigs.

you've seen 95% of rivette's stuff?
i seriously don't believe you and you should watch vertigo and shut the fuck up

nothing exciting about your taste

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cmon Sup Forums destroy me, what kind of person am I?

Kek, no 95% of their best movies of all time, which is literally just a French circle-jerk. It's only coincidence every time Goddard or the like released a movie he received the number 1 spot?

I bet, even though you have seen some of them the only word you could use to describe them are others words you had to read after viewing said movie. I mean look at you, why should I watch Vertigo? Convince me, in your own words. Trust me, I will be able to tell what are yours and what aren't your words, it's simply not coincidence everyone's main comments about these critically acclaimed movies are everyone else. I am looking for you own subjective reasoning as you why you like it, and why I should see it.

I will be waiting. Watching movies doesn't make you patrician.

>idealism
good taste

Romance and Cigarettes over Hairspray IMO

In no order whatsoever

The Rules of the Game
Solo Con Tu Pareja
Princess Mononoke
Le Cercle Rogue
The Tree of Life (fight me)
Aguirre Der Zorn Gottes
Apocalypse Now
Harakiri
La Haine
The Decameron

Jesus fucking christ

>Kek, no 95% of their best movies of all time, which is literally just a French circle-jerk.
there's a lot of american films in their top 100, if thats what you're talking about

>It's only coincidence every time Goddard or the like released a movie he received the number 1 spot?
what the fuck are you talking about

>I bet, even though you have seen some of them the only word you could use to describe them are others words you had to read after viewing said movie
are you implying i religiously read reviews of the films i watch or that i religiously read cahiers du cinema? because its neither senpai desu

>convince me to watch vertigo
I said watch vertigo because i thought you said you had seen 95% of the films of the new wave faggots, which now you said you haven't, when i mentioned cahiers in the first post, i meant 1950's-1960's cahiers, where those new wave directors came from, you mean the new cahiers du cinema and the 2008 list they compiled, now, given that you hadn't even heard of jacques rivette, ill say, don't watch vertigo since its probably too much of a movie for you, pleb shit

you know where to look for good taste, but don't necessairily know how to find it yourself. still respectable picks.
you are very straightforward, not afraid on sticking up for yourself
you hope your isolation will lead to profound awnsers and insight
you decorate with christmas lights
No idea but I want you to recommend me something
you dont go to the theatre ever
you play too much nigga

>tfw always late to the this threads

titles?

those I recognize feel very coherent together, what's middle right?

>removing eyes without a face
baka

still pretty good, tho i prefer earlier buñuel

You care too much about other people's opinions of you
Normal, easygoing dude who is honest with himself
You browse Sup Forums too much
You are 17

I just recently started rating things on imdb and i probably rate things too high but here's a snippet.

It would be interesting to see imdb ratings, as arbitrary as they may be, in order to gauge user preferences.

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swear the second half of this changes a bit every time i do it. everything from 6 to 15-20 or so are almost interchangable

blade runner
mirror
ran
the double life of veronique
big trouble in little china
2046
harakiri
the prestige
to the wonder
die hard

10th would be Fitzcarraldo

hows to the wonder? been very enthusiastic to watch it as of lately but haven't found the right time

whats wrong

I'm 20 actually, same thing I guess

what was top left again?

You're probably a regular 20 year old and probably haven't taken film art 101 which means you just triggered Sup Forums

threads

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depends on what you're looking for. if you're looking for an ethereal meditation on love, relationships, doubt and faith, by all means. if you can't get beyond a minimalistic plot or dont care for malick, or at least dont care for him when hes not tackling ""big"" ideas, don't bother, you'll probably hate it.

and as always, anyone who cant care for anything that might make them sad should probably fuck off immediately

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I don't get it

You understand I asked you to give me a simple subjective reasoning as to why I should watch vertigo in your own word which you did not give e me, prefaced with the fact that simply watching movies doesn't make you patrician. You are my case and point.

You are literally a pleb if you cannot give me something so simple. Don't bother answering the question now, it's too late.

Only recognize pastoral but that was some good shit so i guess the rest are good shit also

The Man From Earth, my fucking nigger.

represent

names on everything

best late Malick to be honest