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11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
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12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. ???????

News:
>Anderson Silva pissed hot and out of UFC Shanghai 11/25
>Dominick Cruz broke his arm and out of UFC 219 12/30
>Frankie Edgar injured and out of UFC 218 12/02
>Conor McGregor chimped out and jumped the cage at Bellator 187 then starting slapping officials
>Max Holloway & Jose Aldo verbally agree to fight at UFC 218 12/02

> Anderson Silva has been flagged with a potential USADA violation and is out of UFC Shanghai
ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Anderson-Silva-11-10-2017

>Conor McGregor jumps cage at Bellator 187, confronts referee Marc Goddardmmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-jumps-cage-at-bellator-187-confronts-referee-marc-goddard

>Twitter reacts to UFC champ Conor McGregor's chaotic cage-jumping incident at Bellator 187
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-to-ufc-champ-conor-mcgregors-chaotic-cage-jumping-incident-at-bellator-187

>Bellator heavyweight title tourney: Fedor, Mir, 'Rampage,' Sonnen among big names booked
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/bellator-mma-tournament-world-grand-prix-fedor-emelianenko-chael-sonnen-rampage-jackson-frank-mir

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Schaub

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UFC 217 was proof USADA is a fucking joke GSP, Dillashaw and Paulo were obviously roided up

Mayday! Mayday!
The ship is slowly sinking
They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling
They're all around me,
Circling like vultures
They wanna break me and wash away my colors
Wash away my colors

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
'Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
'Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

I cannot stop this sickness taking over
It takes control and drags me into nowhere
I need your help, I can't fight this forever
I know you're watching,
I can feel you out there

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
'Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
'Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

Mayday! Mayday!
The ship is slowly sinking
They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling
They're all around me,
Circling like vultures
They wanna break me and wash away my colors
Wash away my colors

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
'Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
'Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

I cannot stop this sickness taking over
It takes control and drags me into nowhere
I need your help, I can't fight this forever
I know you're watching,
I can feel you out there

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
'Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

>this is the music the spammer listens to

No way you're old enough to post here lol

youtube.com/watch?v=nkll0StZJLA

wonderful, the scat spammer is here

Couldn't you have stuck with the Traps? Why do you hate heem so much? Are you a mod that's mad that we are the most powerful general on spee?

Mayday! Mayday!
The ship is slowly sinking
They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling
They're all around me,
Circling like vultures
They wanna break me and wash away my colors
Wash away my colors

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
'Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
'Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

I cannot stop this sickness taking over
It takes control and drags me into nowhere
I need your help, I can't fight this forever
I know you're watching,
I can feel you out there

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay, okay, okay
'Kay, Okay, Okay
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away, away, away
Way, away, away
Save me if I become
My demons

its someone that's jealous of calendar. maybe he used to do the picks or maybe he just wants the attention but it's pretty clear that he's jealous of calendar

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Who is your favourite female fighter?

It's pretty clear that it is Calendar he's even admitted it several times.

>muh natty god canadian hero

that song is good though and i'm 36

THERE GOES MY HERO

WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

>ywn heem the spammer
Why live

Spammer hates calendar tho

Reminder that the Bisping poster killed himself just like I said he would.

sure he does bud

>muh UK representative got choked out and I'm still salty nearly a week later

Which dock does he work at

Spammer, talk to us. What is your story? Why are you spamming scat and gay porn. I wont judge I swear

Which one? I'm still here gathering yous and working you nerds into a shoot.

Greece is still seething too and I don't even have to post to get him worked up.

lmao 2ez

>8 million views
>Over 99% thumbs up
You're quite the contrarian lol

Biggest Bisping hater on all of /heem/ here. GSP is a pretty clear PED user. You need to get back to reality.

Team Beta Male

>Faber throwing Cody under the bus to try and get another title shot.
TAM is a dumpster fire.

Gunnar looking to get heemed again

>can't process that Bisfraud got exposed and flushed the second he faced "real" (if you can call an aged welterweight returning from 4 years of retirement real) competition as champion.

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Oh for sure Perry is running

youtube.com/watch?v=X7z8wsXxbUI

Been saying Bisping sucked for literally years and that GSP was obviously on PEDs for years too. Stop distracting from the issue.

good fight 2bh, its funny when Gunny gets BTFO

>Beating the ghost of cowboy
>meaning anything
This goof still needs a good win. Beating cowboy is about as impressive as beating PVZ these days.

GSP is on steroids. It's not really that impressive.

I agree, nothing about Bisping is impressive. GSP's performance was also unimpressive - I think Whittaker would literally murder him - but he still won. That only highlights how totally and utterly unimpressive Bisping is.

Lots of leafposters tonight

of course gsp is on steroids. so is bisping. don't be a brainlet because your hometown hero won or lost

Who's the jannetty?

GSP looked pretty shit for sure.

Bisping looked decent I mean he only beat the dog shit out of GSP from the bottom while GSP had him on the mat which is supposed to be GSPs money position. Not to mention Bisping just stood back up out of the takedowns.

But run with whatever narrative you like.

Who is your favorite woman fighter still active today?

>GSP HAS YUGE KO POWER NOW

bisping was a perfect warmup fight for him at middleweight. whittaker is going to get murdered.

Jose Aldo ko's Max via uppercut in the 2nd round

>Couldn't even KO Bisping after 100 unanswered elbows.
He still has zero power.

9999 points for Slytherin.

she looks old

In tears

youtube.com/watch?v=edABm3lLOsQ

Why does Eddie think hes such a tight cunt? he would have gotten dropped like a sack of shite the little mexicunt

he ko'd your boy. laid him flat on his ass before jumping on him with a short left.

damn she looks 50

white bitches man.....not even once

Is that his mom?

He knows he'd get destroyed, but as a man you can't back down.

I'm not even running with a narrative, just calling it like I see it. I'll admit Bisping did very well off his back. GSP explains that by way of the neck injury not letting him posture up. Who can say whether that was indeed the case? But it doesn't do Bisping any good either way because either he lost against a GSP who's lost his step so much he has to make excuses for getting pieced up while in top position on the ground, or he lost against a GSP he inflicted a serious neck injury on near the beginning of the fight.

You mean he knocked him down with a short left hook.
Knocked down =/= knocked out.

>Americans still don't know what they're watching.
Embarrassing.
How long have you been a fan of this sport?

you guys /rena/?

You might not love it, but this is the first GOOD NON-CHEATING human being to hold a UFC TITLE.

>Needing to make excuses after winning.
>After coming back from a 4 year vacation GSP needs...Another vacation.
lmao

Cody Garbrandt is still my fucking boy

i know its hard to accept facts when your boy loses. just accept reality and you will feel better my dude.

To bad Faber turned on him already.

Must be like losing his pa all over again.

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Are you still somehow getting the idea I'm defending GSP here? I'm saying that however embarrassed he is, Bisping is more embarrassed. That's all.

cmon now there has to be someone other than #1 and #13 for Till to fight

Masvidal wasn't hurt too bad, schedule that fight instead

You must not have a dad

Is that his wife or his mom?

He got choked out though. Not knocked out.

You may be retarded since you don't know what you're watching.

>To bad Faber turned on him already.
are you kidding me?

i can knock you out with a choke

I don't think Bisping cares what you or I think to be honest. He made upwards of 2 million for that 10 minutes.

Only faggots turn on there boys after a loss

that's cute

No?
He wants another title shot. Cody is already old news.

It's absolutely normal to grab your mom's ass

Who's your favorite strawweight fighter?

ignore this impersonator

thats not me

>Cain lost his title, broken down body
>Jones failed two tests, stripped of title
>Anderson lost his title, failed two tests
>Frankie has lost his last 4 title fights
>Aldo lost his title, 1-2 in his last three
>Cruz lost his title, injured yet again
Only GSP remains

The woman is haggard as fuck though. I kinda feel bad for TJ if that's seriously his squeeze.

Bitch looks like her uterus dried out 5 years ago.

watch how mad this makes him

>canada defending loser sad bisping right after the scat poster vanishes

"biggulp" still works in case you guys haven't got your free month of fight pass yet

you're not me either idiot

Don't get mad at us because she aged like milk

reread that sentence for me pal

confirmed still works

its only a week and stop posting it

I don't know what you said but I like GSP

is tomorrow's ufc card on fightpass? who is goofing the picks?

Desu I'd fuck her

>watching ufc
>2017 almost 2018
jfc

>muh money

>This expression indicates a casual's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something he cannot defend or respond to, casuals mumble "muh money" or "muh money mothafucka". This is usually followed by mandrama catchphrases and references to Conor McGregor.

And this is her with 8 layers of makeup
>Wew lad

Why? There's multiple codes every month.

>Thinks a pro fighter cares what he thinks on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
Like I said, I don't think he cares what you think since he got his moneyfight and made off like a bandit.

I know that some complex stuff but I think you can manage.

Now Tyrone can beg to fight GSP for his slice of pie too.

I'm goofing the picks. Submit yours now because there's no guarantee I'll be able to take and format ones at the last minute and calendar's going out early.

>GSP wins
>gets paralyzed

>Bisping loses
>has a great family and successful life

don't get mad that your girl aged like shit little dilly

all these poor canadians trapped indoors because it's -100 out with blinding snow or is there a candian MMA event on this evening?

Literally where did I say Bisping cared about my opinion? The fact remains that he got exposed and flushed. However much money he made will never alter that fact.

>GSP is 36.
>No girlfriend asides from fat asians and black chicks.
>Doesn't have a family.
Kinda sad desu. I feel bad for him.