I can only imagine what the kill count will be on the 4th! Can't wait!
Luis Campbell
Should I make some ramen noodles or are the happenings over?
Adam Jackson
Only been 2 shootings today?
Asher Reyes
Things are calming down, it's almost 5 there now. As the sun goes up, the nigs go back into the shadows.
Ayden Martin
...
Zachary Perry
good nite roberts looks like all the habbinings have calmed down
Juan James
Fresh content. Probably the hijacker from earlier.
Kevin Howard
That last name kek
Matthew Jones
these threads make want to watch nigger Simpsons again
Connor Clark
Any happenings tonight?
David Hughes
>mother's boyfriend (aka baby daddy) is destroying the house and won't leave.
I love it!
Gavin Richardson
welp, guess it's bedtime. see you guys tonight
Thomas Jackson
>I wish... dispatch a sassy qt
Adrian Brooks
Ausfag reporting in
Jaxson Richardson
there were quite a few shootings, and sum lady got trapped under a bed
Adrian Thompson
SHOTS FIRED
Benjamin Smith
I paniced for a moment before realising that I'm nowhere near chicago and the loli under my bed hasn't escaped.
Jayden James
Muh bean. Chicago niggas are soft as hell I'm a 6'3 Australian and had them all cowering when I visited, all talk no action.
Oliver Butler
Let's see... we had:
>10 females in the street throwing down >Landlord took off my apartment door >Guy whips out his penis >Female caller trapped under her bed >Ho gets jumped and stomped by a 10-year-old >Fireworks at the gas station >Man in red overalls with thick Italian accent robs Pizza Hut >Guy gets stabbed in the ER
Adam Moore
>sum lady got trapped under a bed sad I missed that
Luis Taylor
...
Luke Long
thank god robert, i was worried ur loli might be trying to escape
Thomas Young
>6'3"
kek, looks like we've got a manlet over here
Sebastian Edwards
HA mine is here too!
Ryder Campbell
late for the prime hours, but welcome, Robert
Jeremiah Jones
even the dispatcher commented "you can't make this stuff up" over the radio kek
Juan Butler
last time I was there, ten years ago, Chicago haad billboards outside the ghetto with police lights working to warn you not to go in there. Wonder if they still have those.
>nice of them to do , really
Brody Flores
My loli tells me she's hungry. I have provided her with a bread roll. She tells me she doesn't want a bread roll, she wants a pear. I do not have a pear at the moment. Wat do.
Logan Thompson
kek you can catch a bullet like anyone, superman
Chase Brooks
make em happy. go get her a pear. She isn't going anywhere.
Angel Ramirez
rape
Gavin Lee
Oooh, catfight
Juan Harris
This is getting weird, user.
James Richardson
>Setting cars on fire.
Austin Thomas
This is impossible as her sex drive is higher than mine. She actually nags for sex.
I gave her Orange. Now there are orange seeds on the floor.
Sorry, only 1 loli max.
Luke Myers
the guy talking about the garages on fire is good
taking it to another shitposting level, 'straya
Jaxon Hill
Shits on fire, yo.
Daniel Gomez
wincest
Caleb Robinson
Car-tire bbq is good for your health.
Brandon Martinez
>multiple garages on fire kek
strayacaunt earning his keep
Jordan Hall
>another fire
All shall burn. All shall become ash.
Jaxon Lopez
I'm going to bed here shortly.
Justin Thompson
black Alero wearing masks >niggers detected
those POS cars only a nigger could love
Parker Lewis
wish I could stay awake but I can't.
This was comfy! Goodnight Robert and stay safe!
Zachary Young
I fucking hate pokemon movies
Jonathan Hughes
Sounds like we've got some mass arson going on.
Lincoln Perez
I know, right? I don't get arson.
Bentley Wilson
You know this would work much better if someone made a irc channel, image boards aren't meant to keep up with streaming radio
Kevin Jenkins
Element on the period table below phos4
also are niggers using sonar now or what
William Richardson
>STRUCTURE FIRE
Lol, I'll sleep tight knowing niggs are burning alive. Night night, Roberts.
Brayden Cox
>sonar why do you think there's so many music complaints tonight
Zachary Cruz
While true, IRC openly broadcasts your IP and also serves as an open port that some clients (e.g. mIRC) allow you to shove files down.
>not all IRC Yes, secure IRC is good. Bet you nobody requests it tho >not all clients are the swiss cheese that is mIRC I also know this.
Aaron Thomas
So many fires, someones being a pyromaniac
Nicholas Sanchez
Try Discord or Chatstep.
Gavin Price
thatsss creeepy
Jeremiah Clark
what did she say before that? something about someone standing in a doorway?
Wyatt Robinson
caller met a male last night and he followed her home, hes drunk and high standing in the door way. i think he was kicking in the door before as well.
Carson Phillips
A real go-getter! He probably makes a lot of good things happen at his work with that attitude!
Alexander Richardson
it makes me wonde how one fines love in a war zone
Chase Clark
Drive by brick throwing, Good Morning !
Joseph Harris
>tfw your name is robert
Asher Sanders
>350 pound black woman threatening staff and a McDonalds
Elijah Sanders
>when the hashbrowns arent done yet
Hunter Nelson
Shot 3 times in the legs >Aim for kneecaps >Hit thigh because holding gun sideways Ding
Logan Edwards
Check yo kees
Michael Lee
check those 6's, check yo kees
Andrew Jenkins
>CHECK YOUR KEYS Bingo
Gabriel Harris
>memorial for a latin king member..
wtffff
Luke Morris
what does the former french prime minister have to do with chicago
Robert Harris
Aftermath >Go to Latin King memorial >Get shot
Angel Diaz
Robert went home. Adam is on the job
Nicholas Ramirez
The sun is up, the rats have returned to their sewers.
Asher Flores
any copkillers?
Lincoln Morales
I've been to chicago and detroit a few times and have never had anything happen. I've always got my head on a swivel and carry as plan b, but honestly i felt safer in these two cities than in cincinatti wben i went there. Once i went to the house of blues in chicago and got hammered, i stumbled around the downtown area for probably three hours and nothing happened. Idk maybe i pressed my luck that time
Camden Taylor
>punched her in the arm Drunk nog can't even play The Knockout game properly
Colton Anderson
Nooooooooo! >Handicap parking violation Chicago is a hell hole
