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11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit
11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili
11/25 - UFC Fight Night 122: Silva vs. Gastelum
12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. ???????

News:
>Anderson Silva pissed hot and out of UFC Shanghai 11/25
>Dominick Cruz broke his arm and out of UFC 219 12/30
>Frankie Edgar injured and out of UFC 218 12/02
>Conor McGregor chimped out and jumped the cage at Bellator 187 then starting slapping officials
>Max Holloway & Jose Aldo verbally agree to fight at UFC 218 12/02

> Anderson Silva has been flagged with a potential USADA violation and is out of UFC Shanghai
ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Anderson-Silva-11-10-2017

>Conor McGregor jumps cage at Bellator 187, confronts referee Marc Goddardmmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-jumps-cage-at-bellator-187-confronts-referee-marc-goddard

>Twitter reacts to UFC champ Conor McGregor's chaotic cage-jumping incident at Bellator 187
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-to-ufc-champ-conor-mcgregors-chaotic-cage-jumping-incident-at-bellator-187

>Bellator heavyweight title tourney: Fedor, Mir, 'Rampage,' Sonnen among big names booked
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/bellator-mma-tournament-world-grand-prix-fedor-emelianenko-chael-sonnen-rampage-jackson-frank-mir

Other urls found in this thread:

mmajunkie.com/2017/11/bellator-mma-tournament-world-grand-prix-fedor-emelianenko-chael-sonnen-rampage-jackson-frank-mir
taima.tv/r/mma
sherdog.com/news/articles/The-Stitches-and-Scars-of-Cody-Garbrandt-105407
youtube.com/watch?v=QXGL8Ipc-Y0
youtu.be/K9gEULraZrg
youtube.com/watch?v=FMLDTdmvXv4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>it's a wmma episode 5 times in a row

THANK YOU CALENDAR GOD

>>Bellator heavyweight title tourney: Fedor, Mir, 'Rampage,' Sonnen among big names booked
>mmajunkie.com/2017/11/bellator-mma-tournament-world-grand-prix-fedor-emelianenko-chael-sonnen-rampage-jackson-frank-mir

That should be fun. UFC should do something similar to add more excitement to the division.

>Bellator heavyweight title tourney: Fedor, Mir, 'Rampage,' Sonnen among big names booked
Bunch of washed out ufc guys and Fedor.

Great booking Rich Chou you stupid gook.

At least it isn't a wmma literal who

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Rank MMA organisations from best to worst

From MMA Junkie. Date 3/12/2014

>I hear this shit all the time goddammit. Who's natty? Who's on the juice? Especially in MMA. I read trash like "natty goat" and other trash from these nerd keyboard warrior losers. I'm not a loser and I don't say shit like that. Like GSP,I respect that man. But I hear "steroids" and shit like that all the time. Are you kidding me? I was like bitch he looks natural. If he is taking steroids he looks like shit. Same with this kid Sage Northcutt. They're not on steroids motherfuckers, they work hard. Their job is to train and fight and they do it the best. You ever think George may not even use supplements goddammit. Food is always better. GSP eats the best and cleanest food,sees doctors and experts. Sage comes from a bodybuilding background. They work harder than you. They train harder than you and eat better than you. And because they do those thing people hate. Bunch of fucking loser marks. GSP is natty.

>Best
IWGP
Rizin
K-1 Dynamite

>Worst
Bellator
UFC

sage is like that little hercules kid whos dad was putting roids in his smoothies and shit

LFA here
>taima.tv/r/mma

Ufc (on the downslope)
One fc (underrated as fuck)
Smellator
RIZIN
Road fc
M-1
Cage warriors
Wsof
Pancrase
Jungle fight
Everything else pro
Everything else ammy
Invictia

#1 - UFC
#2 - Rizin
#3 - Bellator
#4 - Invicta
#5 - LFA
#6 - ONE Championship
#7 - ACB
#8 - Cage Warriors
#9 - BAMMA
#10 - Alaska FC
#11 - TKO

too easy

Rizin > Lellator

Ufc >(on the downslope)
>One fc (underrated as fuck)
>Smellator
>RIZIN
>Road fc
>M-1
>Cage warriors
>Wsof
>Pancrase
>Jungle fight
>Everything else pro
>Everything else ammy
>Invictia

have you ever seen the Northeast Crab Fighting League?
>better than Invicta

>#4 - Invicta
>above LFA

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can someone post the webm of a big clown breaking down bryan callens big brown?

I added the wheelbarrow OHP to my training camp

I do 8 sets of 25 and then light spar or flow roll for 30 minutes and then take a break.

Wheelbarrow is 63lbs

Btw if you're fighting at 170 I'll fackin heem you

Name a bigger try hard in UFC photos than Matt Brown

post the fatherless bastard webm

HaHa!

>beets up youre waifu

I don't get this meme my guy

not mma related

>Being able to name more than 4

Jesus Christ

is that his mom? damn, she's hotter than i expected. i bet her body is insane for her age

>Being a casual

>glasses
>needing a sweater and khakis cause you're to sensitive to work out in the cold
You're not heeming anyone four eyes

mrs. northcutt is a cutie

...

cry

not mma related

My buddies and I started doing max rep OHP of this wheelbarrow one night as a test of manliness and we realized that the grip and balance required is way superior to a barbell of the same weight

Its only good for the OHP though

>I'm a causal because I don't watch the Alaska Fighting Championship

I thought it was his sister

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>lightweight
>reach
>81.7
>6'3
Holy shit.Conor is fucked.

About what? Aren't you done obsessing over the man?

...

1v1 me irl fagget

nah, his sister is Colby. She's a fighter and looks weird as shit. She looks just like Sage but more cartoonish

how do you do a full press OHP without the weight falling out of the barrel?

I would but I don't beat up the handicapped.

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this is his sister

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lmao this bitch mouthing off to this pig

geez, poor sage
that's the one, thenks guy

Who knows? Some people just have good genetics and muscle insertions. When I was 20 an old body builder at the gym asked if I was on gear and gave me props.

I just went to the gym everyday because I was a depressed loner.

who is your favorite disabled fighter?

Miggle Bisburr is my favorite!

Handerson Silba

not mma reltared

>Handerson Silba

>reltared

this is his sister

>heem is strictly mma
ok pal

based Perry calling out that shitcan kevin gastulem

Rich piano wrote that? Fucking based.

sherdog.com/news/articles/The-Stitches-and-Scars-of-Cody-Garbrandt-105407

How can anyone hate Cody?

Nate is the janetty

>HW champ
Fireman part timer.
>LHW champ
NATTY GOAT.
>MW champ
Semi-retired WW.
>WW champ
Coward wrestler with an overhand right.
>LW champ
Professional boxer.
>FW champ
Doer-of-dam-tings T-Rex.
>BW champ
Based snek of the holy trifecta of BW.
>FW champ
Can crushing midget on par with Khabib and Fedor in terms of "CAN CRUSHING".

Can anyone prove me wrong? No? Thought so.

not mma related

stop

he's not a vegan

all elite mma athletes are vegans

guess wat

>nickfags believe this

>neck tattoo

Diaz brothers and who else?

>manlet AND a brainlet

I did a little quick math, and the average age of fighters in this tournament is 38.5.

Truly the battle of hefty older men.

>LW champ
>Professional boxer

Btw Cody had tj on the verge of a tko right when the round ended. Tj was saved by the Bell. Cody won the fight tj won the match

its unethical to not be a vegan in 2018, there is no debate to be had

that said, 90% of reported elite MMA athletes proved they lived healthy and positive meat-free diets

thoughts?

Just hearing the news, thanks for the heems and memes. F

youtube.com/watch?v=QXGL8Ipc-Y0

Wouldn't it be wild if she had a babby with Conor?

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You on crack?

Based Nate The Great
>Richer than Nick will ever be because of the Conor paydays
>actually passes drug tests
>was on Conan
>tons of UFC bonuses
>was on Jimmy Kimmel
>hang out with Bieber
>girlfriend didn't walk into traffic
>god tier promos

Nick "The Jannetty" Diaz
>50-45 to GSP
>outboxed by GSP
>cucked by KJ Noons
>couldn't handle the banter from Mayhem
>broke
>got called out by Bisping but said he didn't want to die
>hasn't won a fight since Obama's first term
>will probably never win a fight again
>whenever he loses a fight he bitches about how he's paid peanuts despite being a jobber to the stars

Thats the weight of the wheelbarrow I hold it upside down.

You would be surprised at my coordination.

Where can I watch ONE FC?

you're such a little bitch

thanks for the share friend, great memories

FIGHTS HERE
>youtu.be/K9gEULraZrg

got a list from a site that does it in math, pretty accurate imo

Why can't Brazilians stop taking steroids?

because they are f_____ a______

Lmao this is terrifying

Is there a more iconic image than this? Also I now claim Killashaw as my boy.

>Is there a more iconic image than this?

>claiming someone as your boy immediately after they hit peak popularity

Dude, just kill yourself.

>not goob stealing aldos belt

>when you know you'll get pulled away
Mcgregor is a pussyboi

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I appreciate a good performance and Dillashaw honestly probably has the best striking p4p in the world right. Masvidal is still my boy as well if you are so concerned about loyalty. Dillashaw will forever be my boy no matter what happens after this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMLDTdmvXv4

happening!!