Why Americans make so horrible bread?

Why Americans make so horrible bread?

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Central asian lepeshkas are best bread

Ahhh, a good ol' cherrypicking thread

You're supposed to toast it you hypothermic autist.

Because we inherited the British tradition

no this is the best :DDDDDD
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Them bagels need some cream cheese

Knew you'd be ITT.

Those aren't bread.

That isn't bread

i mainly eat baguettes and hardly ever eat white bread

What's wrong with it?

>tfw murricans will never know the taste of German bread, an unesco world heritage

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Whole grain bread is in vogue now, when it comes to sandwiches.
In general, though, shitty food is popular here because a lot of people here are poor.

Lepeshka - the only best bread. Period

>Krautfolk will never know the taste of a good bulkie roll

Just go to a nice grocery store (with it's own bakery) or bakery instead of Walmart and you can get great bread

People posting Walmart food and calling it 'American Food' should try actually visiting America and trying real rood instead of just going to McDonalds

>you can get great bread
no, just like cheese from Wisconsin or wine from Cali... it's disgusting and only murricans think it's "okay"

I've literally eaten every type of bread in that picture, all made in this country.

Have you ever actually tried American food outside of McDonalds?

>let me tell you about your country

And you probably had murrican beer that doesn't respect the Reinheitsgebot

Quantity != quality retard

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Why hold our beer to the standards of a country 8000 km away?

Only a German retard would consider spray shit 'cheese'.

>central asian
>russian word
i bet you are russian borat

DMG CONTROL

why finns can't into english?
no seriously, japan tier.

>bragging about how little food his country has

Both are totally alien languages compared to English
Prepositions and articles don't exist in Finnish so especially those things give us trouble

nah most finnish posters speak perfect english. the op can't form a simple question. must be a proxy

That fucking scone looking thing under the crescent

Actually it is called tokoch in local Turkic languages, but due to intense Russification, it is widely known here as lepeshka

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i had to eat that shit every single day in elementary school

le self loathing american euroboo maymay

Very good
Yeah but you only get to eat it like once a year
Fucking kek

my elementary school gave us butter sandwiches. white bread and butter.

naturally there is only one kind of bread made in the united states that you can buy at the grocer

I had to drink milk in a bag every day of elementary school

hey! so did I! one of my good pals had a pretty good bit where he pretended one of the chocolate bags was flubber attacking him

>Reinheitsgebot
Ah yes, the "literally no fun allowed" law.

I had some while in germoney. It was good, certainly better than the common shit it is packed and shipped here but beyond that nothing that is worth.

That's the best bread for barbecue. There's a restaurant where I live that brings out white bread and barbecue sauce as an appetizer. You just dip the bread in the sauce and it's so good.

You made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

C'mon, just let it all out.

loaf bread is seen as kid's food here
the only people over 18 that eat it are poor students that dont bother buying real bread every morning

I is only of eating's dark bread

a- are- are you poor?

same here

This is fine dine in Alabama. It's like our version of truffles or something.

If you put salt in your bread you are a subhuman and you should feel sorry for that.

That's a Semmel you retard

It is without question that us french make the best bread
alright thank you world for trying