Escort/brothel thread

Who here has ever been to a brothel or with an escort? Which nationalities are the best? Relate your experiences

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Yes I am your mothers number one customer.

how desperate one has to be to visit brothel in this age and time

t. Chad

Why are slags like Angela White and Sophie Dee so disgustingly attractive? It's something primal about wanting to fuck them.

Angela White is just plain beautiful tbqh. One of the better pornstars IMO

Personally I'd just want to fondle their boobs.

seen two escorts here, it was honestly kind of disgusting. Didn't enjoy it that much at the time. I am a "chad" to you /r9k/er types though and I much prefer getting free attention from women. I do sometimes just crave quick sex without any effort so I can get it off my mind and do other things and escorts surprisingly don't seem like that good of an avenue for that. It may be better if you had a regular, clean, escort you could see and go raw with

It's pretty illegal here, btw

This tbqh. Escorts are disgusting unless they're extremely high class

>Escorts are disgusting unless they're extremely high class
>tfw you're not a saudi prince who can get instasluts to fuck camels and eat your shit

>Escorts are disgusting unless they're extremely high class

without a doubt. If you don't plan on making it a habit and have some spare cash you should look into eros escorts; I used BP. They're more than I'm willing to pay even for a novelty.

Have been on and off thinking about trying to find some casual relationship with some woman, maybe an older woman, appearance and age doesn't really matter as long as they aren't disgusting and trashy. Regular appointments, raw sex.; have no clue how to find that

>eros.com/

I mean these. I don't find them prohibitively expensive; comparable to a short vacation or something. Most are more than I'd want to pay though

My brother took me to a strip club when I was 18, and told me if you pay the stripper $200, she'll probably give you a handjob. I only got a lapdance though.

Good lord it is hard to comprehend the fact that this woman has been blacked multiple times. She is so damn busty you just want to cum all over those huge tits.

Even if they were legal and regulated here, I'd be scared of catching a rot in my ding ding.

FUCKING NORMIES WITH YOUR 3D SHIT

Dickrot is no joke. My uncle had a nasty case, his entire dick fell off. There's no effective treatment yet.

sounds like you got what you paid for
girls that look like the one in the OP are 2k/hr minimum in america, that's the appeal

I've never used their services but I've been the lookout a couple times for a friend. It's a risky business and it's not unheard of to get scammed by the escort or beaten by her pimp, so it's customary to bring someone along who keeps an eye out for trouble

>open this
>get redirected to Italian version
>first image for my city is all trannies and a fat nig
Jesus

>protected sex is more boring than shitposting on Sup Forums
>not about to trust a sex worker to not disease my shit up

What's even the point?

It must be based on your internet history, I had Italian and Brazilian women

Without the conquest or intimacy, sex really isn't that great.
You shouldn't feel shitty when you step outside after just having sex.

Best nationality is clearly the locals, since they aren't forced but to it because they like it. The worst sex is with Romanians, they try to trick you and offer no service at all.

In terms of prices: A good looking girl costs 100€ for half an hour in an apartment, 50€ in a brothel and a just average girl in a brothel costs 30€.

It's cheap here and you get more than in Amsterdam.

Asians usually aren't that good. Money hungry cunts, can't dirty talk fluently and almost always have a shit looking arse.

Find a white prozzie. Much better value for money and good arse.

I fucked a prostitute in Japan once. It was pretty good.

I wanna visit a brothel here in Australia but gonna wait until I go to Sydney to do it.

You evidently live somewhere with a better offer

>dirty talk
Explain pls

>not liking asian dirty talk
>not wanting to laugh like a madman while you bang a broad

pleb

"Aw yeah, yeah, fucking keep goin', you're a top bloody root, mate"

I went to a brothel with my friends and when I turned 18. She was a bulgarian with big tits, smelled like fucking cigarettes and had died black hair and had probably taken a thousand of cocks.

>had probably taken a thousand of cocks
What did you expect to whore? And how did you know?

I heard that Greek women all smell like cigarettes too, so what are you complaining about