What are the best beach/summer movies?

I'm tired of winter

teen beach movie

who's this jug nug?

SPRING BREAKERS

La Piscine (1969)

Purple Noon (1960)

Alain Delon kino

DUDE A BOOB LMAO

Charlotte McKinney

A part time model/escort

who is this (insert snarky description of her tits)?

there. i saved you 20+ posts of this type.

Charlotte McKinney

Oh god that disgusting feet

Jaws
Do The Right Thing
The majority of movies set in Los Angeles

Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
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Who is this pole populator?
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fag

>escort

how much do I need to fuck her?

what a fucking whore

titty

>that disgusting whale

KYRIE ELEISON

tfw too poor for milky

MILK

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

>lives in Orlando FL

wewlad where do I hire her

seems like she's in the upcoming BayWatch movie. Hope this leads to her acting in more movies.

At the very least i hope hollywood hires actresses with big tits

>pls stay away from me user

She looks like a thinner Bridgette B.

what is this look attempting to convey?

WOAH

MY FUCKING DIIIIIICK

...

>user pls we're at the beach. Behave yourself

>bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop

tessa fowler has better tiddies

>pls clean up after you make a mess user

As long as that's the only concern, deal.

brehs...

i would love to be charlotte boobie helper/slave mm

Doesn't have much of an ass though.

>that feel when you're almost older than the next wave of titty monsters

Ew, god. Fucking slut always pushing her tits up because theyre saggy as hell apparently.

It's enough for me to work with.

She's got a great ass on her chest.

She's built like a fridge. You guys have low standards

>cloe fanboy

eh no use denying it on a uganda hat making forum, i have super low standards

Its funny you say that the one day its fricken hot outside in winter

women have it so easy all they gotta do is get big tiddies and theyre set for life

Unless they're fat.

>fridge
Maybe posting Chloe pics has lowered my standards, but see even covered with a towel she still clearly has some waist to hips ratio.

she should start lifting desu

>footnigger

She clearly doesn't That other picture is just an optical illusion.

I'm kinda getting taylor swift vibes from her

where is the nipple
I was expecting a nipple and found none

I don't see it at all.

Im getting g Kate Upton vibes from her.

you're fucking retarded

I google more pics and you're right, she's kind of a fridge. Linking to a side picture as proof is pretty retarded, though.

besides the pics, this is the highlight of this thread.

It's just a collection of meme posts, calm down.

>people giving this much of a fuck if she has a fridge shape
Jesus christ when did /lgbt/ get here?

>this much of a fuck
It's really not much of a fuck at all.

It is if you're derailing the thread into that shit

No?

Yeah that too. Like if they were combined.

Nobody's keeping anyone from posting more, you're just butthurt.

>No?
Not in the slightest.

>wanting curvy shape is gay

wrong

She looks like a John Parsons caricature of a white woman.

Elizabeth Turner > Charlotte McKinney > Kate Upton

Nah that user is correct. The fridge meme destroyed a couple of models that were meant for Marilyn Monroe status but since they were 'fridge' they were forgotten.

Kate Upton comes out on SI again and its like "who gives a fuck shes a fridge" even though she has some of the best cans ever and a face to die for.

The fridge meme was wrong then and its wrong now.

Saving Private Ryan
Apocalypse Now

I highly recommend surfer dude

MILLLLLLLLLLLK

MOMMMY GIVE ME MILLLLLLLLK

hownew.ru

Please check the spelling, link's not working.

Kate upton and taylor swift hybrid....wew

what a slut