Be 38yr old dad

>Be 38yr old dad
>Been browsing Sup Forums for 10 years now
>13yr old son told me he started browsing this, "really neat anime website XD"
>instantlysweat.jpg
>opens a movie trope thread
>"Look at the funny frog dad!"
>I pretend to be oblivious and ask questions so he doesnt know how much a failure his father really is
>"I only go on this thing to make fun of these no life losers" he says
>tfw your own son has probably called you a faggot and told you to kill yourself
>can only hope he's not the one spamming BBC

Fake

Proof or gtfo.

How do i make my internet buddy on a vietnamese knitting forum believe me?

Mhmmh
Nootka

I believe you OP.

>child admitting to parents he browses Sup Forums

yeah don't think so.

>be 13 year old living with my mums ex husband
>load up the 4channel
>show my mums ex husband this site
>acts like he doesn't know it, but I know he's lying
>see this post
You're a faggot, stay away from me and my mum

Embrace this, user.

Secretly figure out what threads he frequents and hunt for him. Now's your chance to talk shit to your son and get away with it.

>13 year old son on an 18+ website
Block that shit faggot

Play as an Internet tough guy then mention vague things about the street you live on to freak him out. Go outside at night and make noise to mess with him into thinking you used the entire arsenal of the marine Corp to find out where he lives

What Sean here said.

Also you have your little fag's name.

You have to restrict this site. Don't let him turn into us.

>a thirteen year old talking to his parents about what he does on the internet
this is some poor bait

This. Become the Great Santini.

such is the circle of life

>>Been browsing Sup Forums for 10 years now
newfag

user, i... yes it is your son.

punish him for breaking the rules

Not only, but if he's 13 than he's probably stupidly impressionable. Four Chins has a reputation for being kind of shady and dangerous, so if you play with that reputation than you could get a lot of fuel to freak the fucker out.

All jokes aside I feel it is my responsibility to make sure my son doesn't grow up to be a beta fag

These are good ideas maybe I should make up some story I heard on the news to scare him off? Any other ideas?

>not shitposting with your wife's son from the time he turned 8
What's wrong with you lad?

>tfw my name is Sean

...?

No, don't mention the news or the dangers or anything.

Keep it raw and nebulous, connecting his stalker to a news story sets a narrative.