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My brothers and sisters edition.

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Aussie with a Liverpudlian dad here.

Why do Brits hate Scousers so much?

why would you let muslims in then
and why would you send them to minnesota

me on the left

Look what you made me do.

room mate is making his milk tea in the kettle again
he keeps offering me some but it's pretty naff

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I love white people but I would prefer if they didn't smile because it makes them look really creepy.
Minnesota is just Canada in denial. It's not actually a part of the USA.

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i don't know

>"Dayum its dem evil leftists who are trying to legalize pedophilia"
>*starts a 150 post discussion on why hebephilia is NOT pedophilia*

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Enoch Powell was right

I love the sound scosers make when they drown

hvem citerer du

Business Idea: Direct Australian administration of Paupa New Guinea on behalf of Britain

Never heard of people hating Scousers
We just hate their accents

ill be back about 6

ttyl x

just realised ive been listening to the osrs soundtrack for 3 hours

le ebin south east asian flag meme

only doing it because I want to watch youtube

no matter how bad europe is at least we accept illegal immigrants have commited a crime

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

Like my mexican birthday cake?
No proper candles, sorry.

there's a vice vid of a korean american who wasn't allowed to walk into canada because he once stole something from a corner shop
jealous of you europeans now

jesus christ it keeps getting worse

business idea: get melanin

DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL?!?!

O_O

It's similar with the US
If you've been caught drunk driving in the UK you aren't allowed entry in the US, or you have to go to the US embassy and plead your case and even then they might only let you in if your family member is in the US and has a terminal disease

if you lose to a team you're worse than that team xx

i wish i had a screenshot of that one norwegian guy who tried making a taco and a mexican went off at him

numale response

Pretty nice post user.

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not a nu-male
just don't like footy
simple as

they won't

Grassy ass, poor flavour.

damn white people

um sweaty white people can be fat too.

I don't understand what point this person is trying to make.
>all of society's contributions were created to kill off black people with fried food while scamming them of money until they die off
That's convoluted.
It doesn't make sense at all.

80% of black women are overweight
every jamaican lady i've ever seen has come out of the factory looking like a big chunky shaniqua
not on the same scale

that's just a by product
the megacorps and the NWO are colluding to target black people and drive them to extinction by providing them with low cost fried foods

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wonder if he knows you don't actually have to respond to every single fucking post

american society has no goal or vision at all and this has become the end result

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thats cause you consumed to much corn syrup sweaty.

>trying to understand blacks

Yes, nothing here makes sense at all. I just try to ignore everything.

Best Adidas creps?

>idolise anglo-saxons
>practice slave morality

cucks

Had a Thai friend who swore that cokecola put more sugar into the drinks they send to the 3rd world, to give them diabetes and kill them off.

yes we've done such a good job killing them off

>creps
I assume you're one of these inner city ethnic youths?

>coca cola
>"we"
Uhhhhh...

Shut up Senpai

do i have to explain literally EVERYTHING to american posters?
do you honestly not understand my post?

Shut I thought if I capabilities the F it would say f am, like with Tbh
Really botched that up now havnt i

Never said he was bright or right.
Was a mad cook tho.

Coca-cola was an American invention. Don't try to take it as your country's own.

why is he so angry

that's not the point
can't be bothered explaining this shit to you
off to have a shower xx

fucking european islanders

fuck you mate

>having to take a "shower" when you need to give an argument.
How convenient ',:^)

kinda rude but i deserve it

the vocabulary used in that post is too extensive for a black person
reckon it's a false flag

Why does this bald twat always try to look like a hard man with his shitty "FBI Man" dressup thumbnails

tummy hurts and got a toothache

CHECK NARDWUARS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

have a sad cum bb

Nothing makes me feel manlier than a big brown cigar in my mouth. Feels so good playing around with it.

willy

You guys sure are angry at 8am

Classic penis-obsessed Australian.

reee
everyone knew I was implying, or at least absorbed the general theme of the post by reading it, that the modern west has no interest in killing off third worlders and has helped their numbers spiral out of control so the idea that coca cola is a conspiracy to genocide third worlders is dumb

but its always the american who doesn't get it

willies are inherently funny

love willies

imagine if someone told you to suck their willy
not suck my dick
but shouted "suck my willy" at you

would you be intimidated?

We knew what you meant lad.

Go have your shower. Don't forget to scrub your bumhole clean.

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PAKI'd

you mad we stealing your women white boy?

stuck a finger in and jerked off four times today. no fatigue
>the prostate is key

Where do you keep your speculum.

Mine stays under the sink.

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terrifying stuff

purple
paki
penises

They must have had wild parties.

the 'cart

latin is the reddit of languages

My neighbours overheard and now they're evacuating the entire apartment building

its not real latin though, as literally everyone knows

What are you jealous of? We don't even bother questioning them, much less jail or deport them.

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WTF
At my uni there is a cleaner (called a Scout) who enters my room at 0900 EVERY DAY to make sure its clean

And I am only allowed overnight guests 3 times a term

FFS I thought moving out of my parents house would mean it would be easier to have one night stands, but it seems like its even harder at uni than it ever was at home

slavs are worse than pooskins desu

The secret is to start having sex with the Scout.

Let's see if you can fulfill the 3 shags before you start complaining