Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?

Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?

>American education

You mean Neptune, yes?

because the show was "out of this world!"

Why was Newman a cable man for this episode? I thought he was a postman?

That's Dan Schneider, he's there to rape Jerry's feet.

Because "New York" is actually Hell

probably this. what kind of fucker would actually want to live there?

It's fucking Pluto you god damn retarded niggers

Young, attractive, successful people who want to be around other young, attractive, successful people?

ILL-

ILL FUCKIN
ILL U MINATI NIGGA

I WAS TELLIN YALL

SHIEEEEEETT NIGGA FO REAL OH MY GOD FUCK

ALL THAT SHIT IS REAL MY NIGGA '

JERRY BE DATIN UNDERAGE GIRLS SHIT AINT RIGHT

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power rankings based on the two seasons I've seen so far

jerry > george > elaine > biggest power gap in the observable universe > kramer

Saturnalia hat tip

Years b4 Eyes Wide Shut

>Jew
>Jew
>Jew
>Goy

Hmm

Kramer was a Jew but the actor was not. Costanza was the only one with an Italian dad.

JEWpiter is the home planet of the Jews

new yorkers are trash desu senpai smdh

Because 90s. No other real explanation for it.

Objective ranking:

George>Elaine>Kramer>Jerry

Kramer is never specified to be Jewish. Elaine was definitely a goy since there's an episode that deals with it. George's mom was a jew but his father was Italian and Catholic.

because the comedy is out of this world!

jerry is literally the worst character and he pretty much just has to play himself

what was georges tax policy

kikes worship saturn. they're stamping their mark on this highly influential and liked show

new york is like the reddit of cities

That sure is a lot of implications.

restaurant is a really strange word when you think about it

People on this board like to pretend that Jerry is a bad character, but in reality he is the worst character on the show because he simply is boring and everyone else is interesting

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In astronomy, saturn is considered the planet that governs emotions, like comedy. Comedy is the funnest emotion, that's why it's in the logo.