>go to the US
get shot by niggers
>go to south America
die from poisoning
>go to Europe
get gang raped by refugees
>go to the Middle East
get bombed by mudslimes
>go to China
get indoctrinated by propaganda
>go to Indonesia
die from volcanoes
>go to Australia
die from everything
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>go to Antarctica, the most inhospitable place on the planet
die of old age
>go to brazil
get shot by niggers
get shot by whites
get shot by the police
get shot by farmers
get shot by indians
get shot by fucking everything
>go to Russia
get planted on the bottle
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plz don't tell them about Kadyrov and apologies to him
Go to Ireland?
die from famine
get shot and carbombed by IRA.
>go to japan
>die from ageing
>go to China
>die from escalators
get shot by muslims
Get gang-raped by leprechauns
>Go to Bosnia
Step on a landmine
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
>Go to Singapore
Die because you thought you dindu nuffin and brought in a little weed.
Love my govt.
from the look of your flag, I bet tou still behead people..
top kek
>Go to Canada
Die in an out of control cannibis fire that your PM hired somalis to extinguish
>Go to Austria
Get shot by a bosnian
potatoes or something
also unintelligible yelling in their ""language""
>Things that will kill you in China:
>Elevators
>Escalators
>Earthquakes
>Chinese drivers
>People stabbing you
>Polluted air
>Food
>Government
>The ground randomly swallowing you up
>Bridges literally made of garbage
>Saying anything good about nearby places outside of China
>Asking for help after being injured
>Pretty much anything else
shoot myself
>Surrounded by fishing waters.
>Die from lack of potato.
>Go to Canada
Die from seeing what your nation has become.
>Go to Scotland
>Die inside
>go to New Zealand
>experience first world problems
>go to Singapore
>get hanged as you bought 5g of Coke
God bless our goverment
Anyway, Austrailia, tell those cunts to stop brining this shit over. We don't give a fuck about 'muh feels'
Go to India die by dysentry
>go to japan
>commit suicide
>go to America
>get shot by police
>gets robbed by niggers
>gets stabbed by a Mexican
>trip over cracks on the road that is never repaired
>want to take public transport, none available
>get to eat tasty burgers that will give you a heart attack
>go to Scotland
>die of socialism
Its not the muslim symbol retard
hold up hold up
you've got it all wrong
let me fix that
>go to Chicago
>go to Amenia
>stay for the genocide
>go to Singapore
>get whipped with a cane for chewing gum
>get put in jail for smoking weed
>get beheaded for not being Muslim
>get to eat tasty soy products that will give you a small penis
>go to Hungary
live peacefully with beautiful wife, two kids, and a sense of purpose.
wasn't this just a reference to the colossal fuckup that the iraq-afghan war by the US was? (i.e. killing towel heads didn't work)
Go to irrelevant country like Moldova, terrorists won't be interested in attacking it and refugees won't go there because it is too poor.
>go to France
>
>go to Mexico
>lose your head
>Go to Idnia
>Live happily ever after
This. By God what a cesspool Chicago is. They need to become their own state so Illinois can go red
>Go to Bulgaria
get cucked by turks
> go to England
> get beheaded by a native
>Go to North Korea
>Go to India
>die from breathing in shit
> get 20 years of hard labor
>(i.e. killing towel heads didn't work)
The problem was that we didn't just kill towel heads. We went there to occupy them not conquer them.
>Praise your leader Kim all day while writing essays on how crooked the imperialist globalist Americans are
Was the victim a Tatar?
We aren't mole-people, retard. We live above the ground.
>Two women who noticed this called me and I rushed to help them, but I could not bear the (sewer) smell and my efforts went in vain,” he said.
>He added, “Before that, I had asked help from a private healthcare centre close to the spot but they gave some lame excuses and did not come.”
What a horrid death
>Go to Nepal
>become the infinite,one with the universe
>Ireland
>surrounded by water
>too stupid to fish
>die from potato famine
>go to India
>become super power in 2020
>still have designated shitting streets
> go to Russia
> harvest liberashka tears after bangin every chick they've ever had a crush on in one orgy
>go to Canada
>get run over by a chinese driver
That's what they all say
Jamal, we are a majority chinese country.
Ching chong bing bong?
>be human
>die
Deep man
>Living anywhere near minorities
You're doing it wrong.
>be
I found the problem
We must cast away our existence to end this problem once and for all
American here. Never been shot.
At this rate, China may be the only country left that is fit to carry the torch for our species. As awful as that sounds.
kek
Only way to have a good quality of life is to be rich so that you can constantly be surrounded by rich white people or asians
>go to south africa
get necklaced
>go to Japan
>become a cyborg and fight for the Eternal Galactic Empire
That's what happens when you keep running and fleeing. That's what happens when you keep running away from political correctness.
Stand and fight, whitebros. Many of us are here to stand and fight with you.
>go to the moon
>get attacked by ayy lmaos
Firstly, nice trips. Secondly, your people need to focus on sanitation; your country is so filthy that your people barely qualify as human. Thirdly, you will not be a world superpower by 2020. But if your people work on shitting in toilets, you may achieve third world status by 2030.
>Go to India
>flag is literally an anus
>respect national tradition
>shit on streets, anywhere really
>POO
POO
This is what pol believes. It's why pol just sits in their basement every day and NEETs it up.
They arent muslims dickface.
Serbia knows its Muslims (by their scalps)