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>11 November
England 21-8 Argentina
Wales 21-29 Australia
Ireland 38-3 South Africa
France v New Zealand

>18 November
Italy v Argentina
England v Australia
Scotland v New Zealand
France v South Africa

>25 November
Italy v South Africa
Scotland v Australia
Wales v New Zealand
Ireland v Argentina

>2 December
Wales v South Africa

>Floodgates

>the earthquake-ravaged abo village of poo peeland

>France won't make 13 points

Le fugg

>muslim-sounding trumpet play something
>all the stadium shouts "Allah"

you can't make this shit up

>French rugby in glorious ascension
>NZ descending into the depths of the singularity.

Getting the full French baguette.

...

>having a less-than-2-converted-try difference is now considered a success for France

>I hurt myself today

Rugby nations that are done:
New Zealand, RSA

Rugby nations in glorious ascension:
France, potato

>altrad
>mfw we're now at the same level of the O2s, the Cariparmas or the AIGs

Sonny bill is just a mad cunt

>best captain in the world
I would argue he isn't the best captain in the squad, he was just groomed for the position.

That's our ball, he tapped it.
Thats refball.

>Belleau

McKenzie AGAIN

FRANCE SURGING

>ABs used to thrive under pressure
>now they just crumble

Might be saved by the line here though

B T F O

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NZ rugby is a meme

Thomas is so fat he can't jump and keep his feet in the air

Espaguete de Kiwi. Uma delícia!

Pinekenzie pushed him out

kick it at sbw again
See if he can give himself a red

>France scores
>French start singing the Marseillaise
>France plays like shit
>French absolutely silent

Disgusting

Based Naholo. Missed him a lot vs the lions 2bh.

Good work Waisake

Cut sonny bill

Useless cunt

Le wing who rucks like a flanker man

Playing in Marseille would offer better atmosphere

Is Naholo a GOAT tier winger? Him and Ioane have been fantastic

>Smith gets it up
Kek

Bastareaud again........

since when we became so shit ;_;

French are losing this game like they're losing their country lmao

Yep, and Ben at 15 is our best outside back combo atm

>Became
Beginning of history

steady on mate, you'll have to sign an afterdavid

NZ on the tryline

>create a ruck on a wing
>immediately eject the ball
>go wide
>score easy try

France on the tryline

>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>create a ruck
>clashbang
>turnover

every fucking time

I just want him to come back and end this memekenzie experiment

Kek no

SH is in season ending

Same here lad. He needed a break or he would be out for good, way too many concussions in a row.

Sonny Spillover

You're full potential lad

How mentally weak is this new All Blacks side?

>literally can't contest the ball in the air
Nice one Isuzu Dmax

It's just full of youngens and islanders

I missed that who went off? Soap on, Barrett to 15

the Isuzu D-Max is a perfectly capable mid-size pickup, don't compare it to Pinkenzie

Scotland

The only solution is to make pinekenzie captain

Memekenzie

Ta Unga'fuckwit

I thought I heard 14 and wanted to make sure I was wrong.

Not even memeing about there being too many islanders

As an expert on mental deficiencies, please tell us.

>Not even memeing about there being too many islanders
It's fine when theybaeent stupid like Tana, we have too many Nonu ones. Good on a good day, literal Retards on a bad one.

*enters scuffle*

>implying Aotearoa itself isn't an archipelago

Please keep your asinine comments to yourself. I asked a question and now you are asking me to answer the question I asked.

Hows your thread going?

Not very good.

I swear to god the French players are shouting yallah yallah

That feeling when there's no Papé to start a real fight

>allez allez sounds like yallah yallah in new zealandish

SBW corrupted your language too much

It's "allez allez" meaning "go go"

Not enough Muslims on the French team for my liking

Needs more diversity

le oops

Pretty sure it's yallah yallah m8
Clean the snow out of your ears

I have no idea what the french were doing there. What's the point of going for a clashbang a few times if you're not going to go wide afterwards

switched the game off to go watch my wife shit
what did i miss lads

papé was small time compared to the ancients

>Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game

Le drop

Ur mum shouted yallah when I frenched her fortnight ago m8

that's the only tactic they know

We don't even need to score to win the game 2bh

Mum died in 2015.

BTFO

I know this is untrue because mum hates niggers.

>ur mum """banter"""
>le BTFO
Newcunts please go.

I'm out. Laters fags.

>on the tryline again
>create infinite rucks once again
>can't make a fucking wide attack because shitty passes and too slow

Shit game 2bh.

It was sarcastic lad.

Too many penalties for my liking

>Take the scrum
>Turnover

And fuck Galthié and his "take the 3 points" shit.

Tu'ungafasi should be starting.

Doesn't love you then? or are coconuts a different breed of brown?

Well they're playing against the best rugby team in the world. The All Blacks are just not allowing them to go wide this time

I'm white. Move to your next Sup Forums-level banter topic.

>France and Wales letting down NH
No surprises there to be honest

did you watch the French NT in the last 10 years?

they never go wide, whether it's the AB, the Scots, the Tongians or the Romanians

And they have held them scoreless in the second half so far. Thats a good effort.

2ez

Looking forward to the griget starting again

>mfw it's true to caricature

Why did pissratt only get his kicking right now? About 6 months too late cunty

Poorrett makes more sense 2bh.