/dixie/ - Westerm Turkey & Friends

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I.AM.A REAL.AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

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alright, enough with the extraflags
bit too gay for me

youtube.com/watch?v=yrvzgaw_gWg
i found conway's youtube channel

imagine actually recording yourself talking about traps from cartoon for losers

>get to /dixie/
>all turk and frenchman

the south has arrived

yeah its basically a trip if your region is rare

youtube.com/watch?v=iwMzZtU5H7I
lmao it actually happened
america is a racist cunt alright

Hambone hambone hambone!

go away anime

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wrong tripflag sorry

london

>london

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My neighbours downstairs sometimes brings their cousins (orsomeone else's i dont know) dog around for a week or two.
This tiny motherfucker
Oh my god
Its like a broken musicplayer but for barking, does literally nothing but bark, never shuts the fuck up.
It barks at trees, it barks at my dog, it barks at the birds, but most importantly he barks at my neighbours, most likely trying to tell them to unleash him from his leash
And the dumb motherfuckers just stand there and laugh at him as if its so fucking cute, its NOT CUTE YOU FUCKER THAT DOG HAS BEEN BARKING NON STOP FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS.

OH MY GOD I WILL THROW A BRICK AT THAT LITTLE SHIT IF IT MEANS SHUTTING IT UP.
ITS BARKING WHEN I SLEEP, ITS BARKING WHEN I GET UP, ITS BARKING WHEN I EAT AND WHEN I SHIT.
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME IT STOPS BARKING IS WHEN THE LITTLE FUCK SLEEPS.
AND THEY KEEP BRINGING HIM BACK LIKE EVERY OTHER MONTH
YOU CANT LOOK AFTER A DOG
FUCKING STOP IT
ANATOLIAN SUBHUMANS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

r u mad lol

yes i legitimately hate that dog.
Last time they brought him over, i went to my aunts and stayed there for a week before asking my mom if they sent it back already.

They just, stupidly smile at him MEANWHILE ALL HE DOES IS BARK NON STOP AAAAAAAA
and the poor fucker has to stay leashed at one spot outside in their garden for days on end, ofcourse it would become energetic and lose its god damn mind
Stupid fucking anatolian scum thinks its a sentient plush doll or something, no you idiot its a living breathing animal.
It has to play and shit too

>euros need the state to hold their hands from cradle to grave
lol

DEY TERK ER JERBS!!

Don Quixote was woke

leashing up dogs in the yard and never interacting with them, playing with them, or walking them used to be really common in eastern Europe too, it really pissed me off.

its very common here
one of the kids in my school had a dog leashed up his entire life in a back part of his backyard.
Lived in its own piss and shit, no friends, no social knowledge, never walked ever, virgin obviously, had been handed out water like 1 every 2 days and had a mountain of food because they couldnt be bothered to feed him on the correct hours everyday.
Oh and also, it lived on the only part of the garden that was cement and not grass.

God that poor fucker lived a sad life

We didn't have a fence around our property so my dog just ran wherever he wanted. He knew not to go into the woods but that was about it

we have a fence around our garden but its mostly to stop shit getting in not to prevent my dog from getting out.
He managed to escape a couple of times but usually came back right afterwards.
Besides i walk my dog without a leash and he never runs away anyway, he is pretty contempt with his life here.

Unlike that little shit that keeps barking for freedom non-stop

>tfw can't walk my dogs because everyone around here lets their dogs run free and also there are snakes everywhere
at least they have a sizeable backyard to run around in

why muslims hate doggos

Third-World wars are fun.

It's like looking in a mirror for them

>tfw i can walk my dog without a leash cause he is a good boy and wont leave my side
and also noone lives here so the streets are empty
can literally walk outside with my underwear and noone will give a shit

muslims are subhuman, ofcourse they wouldnt like mans best friend
I heard arabs dont like dogs and prefer cats because and i quote ''dogs worship their owners like they are a god and that is heresy''

>the virgin cat owner
>the chad doggo lover
Of course Arabs would hate something that's capable of feeling love

>''dogs worship their owners like they are a god and that is heresy''
that is fucking stupid
Dogs behave as if they were in constant unconditional love with you (no homo), that's not worship

>not owning both
miss my cat tbqh

Yeah but sense is generally thrown out of the window when you become a m*sl*m

Made a thread lads

My sister has a cat and he was a shithead

fat bastard

>complains about board quality
>makes garbage threads every day

f*male subhumans make horrible pet owners

When have I ever complained about board quality except to justify my garbage threads

my cat was really chill, she just slept all the time and got bullied by the neighbor cat, sometimes birds, was a bit of a cuddler too
also this

qt kot

I don't even think they should be trusted with goldfish desu

>you will never see a quasi-independent Native American state alligned with the South
why live

isn't most of Turkey muslim? like 80% or something

>implying they would have all gotten along enough make something like that work
I love how they pretend they weren't all massacring each other by the shitload before Europeans came.

Where did I imply that

Super dumbo

the fuck is this picture

I didn't say you did, I'm just making conversation

its like 99 point something percent muslim
But the west coast is mostly muslim in name and not actual practicing muslims
only crapatolians are unironically muslim

lmao look at this retard

explain to me what's the difference between western Turkey and the rest (Anatolia, right?)
and who are ottomans really?

I honest to god do not know, but if the message is that Southron bulls need to breed brown women I wholeheartedly support it

who are the ottomans*

>racemixing
disgusting

>brown women
Honestly thought that was a guy

>tfw no pale gf

how is /injunGF2017/ coming y'all

but you literally did say that

im pretty sure i expained it a couple of days ago.
The gists is that western turkey is the nice part of turkey.
Secular, literate, all the uni's are here, touristic hotspot, well manners, republican and pro-atatürk.

Meanwhile anatolia is a multi-kulti shitfest of different nationalities with the eternal anatolian '''''turk''''' (armenian/kurd rapebabies) in the majority.
They are the turks you will see in the streets of europe, illiterate, dumb, uncultured second world swine with literal 19th century peasent mentality.
Literal ar*ps

whats the difference

>im pretty sure i expained it a couple of days ago.
i'm not always here

>They are the turks you will see in the streets of europe
I met some decent turks in Strasbourg but they were the whitest I met.
Pretty terrible to have your country divided in two like this.

Brown too
Anatolians tend to be brown

never ever found brown girls attractive

I think I posted this on Sup Forums before but when I was like 3 or so I saw a black guy for the first time and asked my mum "what's wrong with him? Is he burned or something?" and she said "no that's just how he was born" and I replied "well I don't like it", "why not?" "i don't like the way he looks"

>tfw born racist

>Pretty terrible to have your country divided in two like this.
Nah, makes seccessionist movements easier

Majority of Turks in the Netherlands are apparently from the Province of Kayseri, can you red pill me about this province

Support western turkish secession please my kind suffers here

Certain brownies can be attractive in my opinion
All blacks are disguisting though

in his defense, white women are pretty degenerate these days
wish I wasn't attracted to them

when I was a really young kid me and my friend were in a store and we found a globe that pronounced the name of countries for you. we hit Niger and it said "ni-jer". needless to say right as a family of black people were walking by, I said "ohhhh, I thought it was Nigger"

What do you think of the Ottoman Empire

>wish I wasn't attracted to them
Want to trade?

Im glad its over and I hate its supporters
Atatürk Ekber

Landlocked shitty anatolian province with nothing intresting about it, literal flyover state.
Very little amount of modern jobs

Can you explain how the whole West vs Anatolian Turkey started in the first place ? Why are west Turks more modern and civil ?

That's weird. I don't remember making any difference when I was a kid. I mean I just saw they had a different but that's all, don't remember it shocking me or anything, even barely remember noticing it. Only started to really notice it in middle school when I went to the city south to my village where there was much more of all of them

if only
it would also be acceptable if white women were attracted to me

it was just the first time I'd ever seen one and I thought it was weird.

oh ok. Sure if you never saw one before it's kind of a shock.

Western coast was always more educated and developed even before the romans vame. It just stayed that way.

All the pro-republic revolutionaries were in the west coast during ottoman times

Why didnt you guys simply enforce west-Turkish culture on the entirety of Turkey ?

It took us almost a decade of work, several years of one party dictatorships and several junta attempts and yet the eternal anatolshit will always refuse to be civilized.

A good chunk of them unironically hate ataturk, they only start talking about it once they go to germany though

Show us on a map what's precisely western Turkey. Is it even defined or just grossly the west part?

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aren't zazas just kurds?

no
and say that to any zaza and they will go mental

Pontic soldiers in RTW looked weird

>captcha: bowman

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zazas
>The majority of Zazas consider themselves ethnic Kurds, part of the Kurdish nation,[3][10][11][12] and they are often described as Zaza Kurds.[9][13][14][15]

exblain dis

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purge anglos

excellent post

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for the love of god please stop using wikipedia as a legitimate source of information for turkey im so tired of it

my neighbours are zaza's and i have zaza friends in uni they all hate kurds for attacking their villages and trying to force this ''you are one of us'' mentality on them

>for the love of god please stop using wikipedia as a legitimate source of information for turkey im so tired of it
calm down

sorry its just that whenever someone new comes around they always do the same thing and it becomes tiresome
>HEY isnt turkey basically a islamic republic????
>But this wikipedia article here says otherwise!

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cell network got banned for kiddie porn again

>i have friends
no you don't

i do actually
they are just as miserable as i am

new chair makes me euphoric, not because of a phony posture, but because of my back muscles being forced to work

sounds a bit gay tbqhwyf lad

why

deriving euphoric levels of bodily pleasure from inanimate objects is a sin

then why does it feel so good

so its a sin to enjoy a good bed for a instance?
why dont you whip yourself and sleep on a bed of nails then? are you a filthy scatolic?

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