DENMARK v IRELAND

Post match discussion.

Ireland wins 0-0.

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jdimsa

>No Meyler
>Ireland shit again

Why is Cork so based lads?

nth for pernille vermund

playoff matches should go into prolongation to prevent this fucking mess

>Park the bus away
>Get no away goals

Potato logic

>le pass it to Kvist and hoof it into the box men

HOOF IT

I can't remember ever slurping so much semen in such a short amount of time
i've sat through 4 0-0s in as many days

Fuck this team

This, no wonder the famine happened.

>le hoof it out the wings men

The absolute state of Danish football

Waiting for Meyler to get back so he can tear ye apart in Dublin. Also, without the yellow card fear, you'll get to see a full blood and thunder Irish performance.

why was the matchthread so full of shitpost?

>drawing at home is good
fck logic

>Orange"men" quietly seething

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That's every match thread on Sup Forums for every sport.

>nobody ever seeking the box
>corneluis wasting 70 minutes doing absolutely nothing
>subs came in way too late
>fucking ANKERSEN of all the shitters in the world starting and didnt get subbed out
>the state, city, country and state district of >kvist
>ireland being dirty time wasting apes
>ref forgot his contacts

on a positive note

>ireland GOATkeeper doing a great job multiple times

im pissed, this FCK / Morten Olsen style seriously needs to fucking die, if le balding man has a bad day, he drags down the entire team and they just stand around waiting for him to pass them godly balls

Sweden won’t play in the WC biut one of these fags will. Nice fair play UEFA.

wat a shite game, in fact im never going to watch fooseball again on television. id bee happier watching some nascar loops or some isis videos instead.

Ok, which of the remaining 12 teams (bottom tier on pic) do you want to go through?

Only 6 allowed.

because nothing was happening in the match
and because

but at least the shitposting is related to the match somehow

that last thread was absurd, i can only imagine how awful the game was

Иpлaндия.

Northern Ireland
Croatia
Sweden
Denmark
New Zealand
Australia

Only nine shots with 68 % possession.

Uou don’t need to worry about Ireland scoring though. Even though away goals are more important than home goals they hardly tried to score.

you now remember sweet prince

Keeping a clean sheet at home is important

I can't stand these English bastards backbiting us

it was pretty bad

what is the reason of the scandinavian football decline?
meanwhile iceland learned to play football

This. The team is a fucking disgrace. Always backtracking. Waiting for ages in front of the goal. Not playing Bendtner enough. No fucking initiative.
And if that wasn't enough, the coach couldn't play his way out of a fucking plastic bag.
Man, I just want kasper Hjulmand to coach the team

Randolph is the most underrated keeper, hes better than, say, joe hart.

Why has he languished to much in lower division sides and prem reserves? Just coz he doesnt look good in deoderant adverts like hart does?

Yeah well fuck you too discount Ireland

For me, it's Severnaya Irlandiya

And normal Irlandiya

Sweden are shit

Bilic sells him, gets sacked.

Coincidence ... I think not

Not if you don't score it isn't.

English keepers are class at club football but shite at national level
Irish keepers are shite at club football but goats at national level

He's doing well at Boro, would love to see them promoted and West Ham go down.

hart isnt even good at club level any more

Швéция, Дáния, Céвepнaя Иpлáндия, Хopвáтия, Aвcтpaлия, Hoвaя Зeлaндия.

>Northern Ireland
>0 (zero) shots on target at home

>if le balding man has a bad day
He didn't though.

Yes it is you stupid cuck

0-0 at home means you literally can win 1-1, 2-2 etc. away

That’s a huge tactical advantedge.

It’s better to get 0-0 at home than win 2-1 at home

Hart looks good in adverts?

English players are valuee highee than foreign players for obvious reasons.

Bendtner should have been subbed in at 60 minutes, even maybe after the half

Bendtner doesn't score a lot, but he has a global taunt in the box and instantly glues 2-3 players to him at ALL times

did DBU sign a deal with FCK that they need X% of FCK players on the squad so they can play in Parken?

lol what game were you watching?

he was in Harry Arter's pocket

kvist and ankerson brought their shitty FCK form to the national team I see, both of those shitters should be axed for the away leg.

also, bendtner may be a fucking meme but he should start, we improved when he came on

I don't care about tactics if the game is more boring than fucking your mom you stupid waste of semen

i wish i was denmark

Kvist has always been shit. Åge is to blame for this.

We score plenty of goals. Play offensive football. Beat top teams. We are objectively as far from shit you can get. Ireland on the other hand is 100 % purified shit.

t. Brainlet

>shit player
>anime haircut

into the trash he goes

We can beat top teams without even playing football so fuck you

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At least they aren't an albanian and slavic mix.

>It’s better to get 0-0 at home than win 2-1 at home
what was meant by this

Some nice glasses them

Just go back to playing football manager you passionless cunt

>the entire game plan revovles around one single cunt preforming well

what did åge "the g is not silent" hareide mean by this?

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>Switzerland
>Greece
>Sweden
>Ireland
>Peru
>Honduras

look at the brainlet get angry

don't give up, user. the return leg will be goat, i promise

>we win 0-0
You do know about away goals, right?

Fucking sick of this meme. We need all of our midfielders to press, and Hoolahan can't press.

He doesn't make us into Spain ffs. Ever since >we got hammered by Belgium he's been out of favour and it's perfectly understandable.

We couldn't even score a single goal at home. There will be no away goals.

>We need all of our midfielders to press
Only when we play away.

Yes we now know that you pussies can't score one

All the time. We're even worse at home.

>kick the ball out of the pitch with all your might every time you get the ball
>roll around the pitch every time you get touched
>bring on a literal shemale as your backup striker, a guy who hasnt scored since last winter

youre the pussies motherfucker. one (1) shot on target

0(zero) goals at home

>It’s better to get 0-0 at home than win 2-1 at home

Hmmmmmmm

Wbenuapnr, Xopbatnr, Wbeunr, Dahnr, Hobar 3enahdnr and Abctpannr

Wait for Dublin and the yellow cards.

Oh the yellow cards for smashing up the Danes.

It will be glorious as we grind out a 1-0 win as Saint Wes swings the game with only 5 mins on the pitch.

Fuck you shoneen faggots for supporting this foreign sport
Might as well suck the queen' s dick and go to an Anglican church

>the Queen
Stoopid amerikan

Cringe