Heem natty only edition

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Paulo Borrachinha is the current GOAT and hes definately natty.

Without doubt Paulo Borrachinha will go undefeated for the next 10 years and be the first MMA fighter to retire with a perfect 100-0 record.

He is the greatest fighter to ever live, and probably the greatest that WILL ever live.

Haters will say he isn't natty, because their sub par fighters will never even be able to damage Paulo Borrachinha and it's COMPLETELY DUE TO TRAINING AND GOD GIFTED GENETICS.

Paulo bless

He could HEEM overreem and muhammed ali and cro cop 3v1 in the 1st round without even a fight camp.

Also
Multiple people are the spammer you can tell by the different kinds of porn.

For you newfags, theres no "real" spammer, its a running joke and the regulars in this general just take turns.

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>First UFC Bantamweight Champion
>Final WEC Bantamweight Champion
>Longest reign in BW history
>Most dominant UFC Bantamweight Champion of all time
>Known for his patented unorthodox footwork, quick head movement and feints
>Had the greatest comeback of all time
>Only UFC fighter to defeat the #1 pound-for-pound fighter in MMA, Demetrious Johnson
>Never had a girlfriend, too intelligent for human relationships
>Most wins in UFC/WEC Bantamweight History
>Had rivalry against an entire MMA team, dominated them for years
>2015 and 2016 Analyst of the Year
>Highest fight IQ in MMA history
>Knees can explode on command
>Successful millionaire

>Cruz

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Connor laughing joking, entourage saying the "N word" after assaulting a referee. Scumbag needs to get a serious suspension. I mean come on, what is this his fourth case of bigotry?

Is normal

You can take the potato out of the nigger, but you can't take the nigger out of the potato

Did you miss the "too intelligent for human relationships"? As expected from illiterate codyfags

This is the thread

My ideal UFC ring girl lineup
1. Mia Khalifa
2. Taylor Swift
3. Miesha Tate

Same guy makes them both. Quality shit, lost YEARS to WMMA3.

Holloway is my favourite fighter and also my least favourite fighter

I mean the guys a crazy good fighter, fights anyone etc But have you heard him speak? Jesus it's bad, there is no way that's his real voice. He's just been doing it for so long he thinks it's real now.

That said he actually talks some sense, shuts up the mcnuggets haters, defends other fighters, defends Aldo etc and he said if you don't fight you have to right to insult other fighters and I agree with that

"Im talking to you right now, ya dummy"

I think it's a bad combo of a weird voice and a really dumb accent.

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natty paulo

Hey FAGGOS, someone FUCKING tell me right FUCKING now if there's gonna be a FUCKING fight companion tonight.

Why the frowny? I much prefer this rematch over him fighting frankie. Their first fight was pretty spicy

unfortunately not

No, but Luke Thomas will be doing a lonely companion for the main card.

which fighter do you suspect of being a closet homosexual?

I dont care, @me if Schaub gives Callen another diggy.

Love Luke

have you ever been in a fight?

No tears my man, too bad for Frankie but still wanna see this

Amanda Nunes

Thanks Frankie

post some pictures that aren't really relevant anymore

stop

I do a wheelbarrow OHP for 200 reps and then I spar for 30 minutes before a rest

I'm at 170

On a scale of 1-10 how much better is my cardio than Mcgregor?

I don't know man, i think he'd drag Jones to deep waters

Sorry boys but Aldo is flushed in this USADA world we now live in. He hasnt knocked anyone out for a long time and he isnt gonna heem max.

What?

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This is still relevant though

meant this one

Roiding as an mma journalist. What a dummy

nope

Wow, I literally couldn't care less about that manfag.

>Ultimate Skinnyfat Championship

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He said fighter not failed comedian, satan.

Not true, I bet people who cared less than ;)

Sloping foreheads are so in right now

I wonder what their home life is like, I can't imagine them being in actual relationship

For real. This is the biggest stroke of luck Aldo has had in a while.

>failed

I disagree 100 per cent my man, the way Max speaks is bloody hilarious, for sure,

He was also a single dad for a long time and raised his son and brought him 2 UFC belts. I am sure he is a really nice guy but he doesn't always come across as it on twitch

did you misunderstand the question?

How do I get my forehead to slope?

Nope.

Listen irmaõ, no offense, but if you believe that Jesus Christ walked on water, you can believe Aldo will knock the fuck out of Max Holloway UFC 218

yes what part of that did you not understand, sperg?

The 'failed' part.

schaub licked a roid clit

is there a companion today?

Kek

Its relevant again. Third times the charm baby

who is that

Brendan Schaub

I don't want to see Aldo lose again and everyone thinks he will, I wanted Aldo vs Lamas at 3 rounds

What’s got the h8rs so revved tonight? It’s fight night for gosh sakes! Relax and let yourselves be happy for once.

what part are you misunderstanding?

the champ look.

H-h-he'll be ok in the end, right, lads?

I dont beleive in jesus christ magic. He may have been a real person but he didnt walk on water

why is nobody laughing?

You never know, Aldo could win. Stranger things have happened.

They can't stop thinking about Schaub's success, it percolates in their minds during all times of the day.

Cub should have gotten the max fight

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pls respond
theres plenty of schaub and rogan fags here

We’re coming for that tile belt baby!

j..just needs a year at Jackson-Wink....

>it's another Moral Pond (You)s himself in desperation edition

Take it easy user and just enjoy the fight. He has a good chance of winning. It's not like he was doing terrible in their first fight. People are just acting like it's a sure thing that he'll lose because max already beat him.

Teddy became world champion for the 10th time today.
He is the most dominant fighter of all the time.
He would smash Stipe after 2 months of training

I miss him so much

Why? He hasn't improved at all since the last time he got his ass beat by Max.

>tfw finally stole the OP from calendar only took me like a week

Feels good

>it's a jealous hater begs for my attention with false accusations episode

he is an alternate for bellator heavyweight tournament.

Let him post his failed comedian, it's better than when he proxy hops and spams scat tbqh.

>how much better is my cardio than Mcgregor?
how far can you crawl like a tiger?

You think leg kicks would change the outcome ? Or maybe a takedown and going for a submission lol. He can of course catch Max with one of these bombs that he was throwing, but boy does he have a chin on him

Who else desserves a shot more than wonderboy right now.

>it's better than when he proxy hops and spams scat tbqh.
I don't do this though.

Woodley

you're not wrong lmao

this is not a good decision for aldo's career.

>You'll be callin that nigger Tyron!

what did he mean by this?

Lol no that isnt fighting

sure thing champ

He can't really kick anymore, his leg is fucked

He said he is natty and plans to start a cycle when he’s 40 in a couple years.

>the schaubposter is still here every hour and every day
Sad!

Why do you do this

Aldo has no knockout power anymore