OFFICIAL Vancouver Canucks @ San Jose Sharks Gamethread

>playoffs
>busts
>depression
>hockey

GET IN HERE

I see you take the picture from the canucks website like I do

>nobody kneeling during the anthems

Why do NHL players approve of police brutality?

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our year

probably because most of them aren't felons

niggers need discipline

>Markstrom starting AGAIN

Jesus fucking Christ, Green

cute singer

>>nobody kneeling during the anthems
WTF HOCKEY PLAYERS SUPPORT DRUMFPY???

LET'S GO BOYS

>erik$$on is back
h-hooray

>hockey confirmed once again for whitest sport
>rags

>6 million dollar man is back

Man that game against the ducks was fucking brutal

uh oh

>both Edler and Erik$$zeroN

Winning was fun

>pic related

AND HERE WE GOOOOOOO

THE TRADITIONAL MARKSTROM SOFTIE ON THE LITERAL FIRST SHOT OF THE GAME

GOOD THING HE HASN'T HAD A DAY OFF IN A MONTH

>get scored on
>hutton happens to be on the ice
he needs to be sent down or something

>Hong Cooper Can Not Pucks

>Hutton on the ice
>Sharks score

Makes you think

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N O C U P S
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seriously though how do we fix the hutton problem. we're down on d-men as is

Leave San Jose alone, they'll get one someday

I like these odds

Give more minutes to the broken corpse formerly known as Alex Edler

That should do the trick

Man Tanev is so good but you can't even rely on him, he eventually gets injured every single season

Thank you friendo

Hopefully boeser gits gud aswell

me too

Cantpucks bite the pillow

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Boeser is already gud

Unfortunately the Nucks also have Gudbranson who, despite his name, is bad

>that file name

He's not that bad

Canucks fans can suck a fat dick

i volunteer mine

go watch the jets play in front of like fourteen people then homo

Can Edler and Eriksson please get injured again

And could Green please give Demko a goddamn start so Markstrom isn't dead by the end of the week

>the absolute state of the canucks special teams

>sharks stick durability

>state

Looks like they left them in Minnesota

>its a canucks try to clear the puck by passing it right in front of their net episode

is it just me or is selling everything you own to take a year long vacation before your kids are even in college just MASSIVELY irresponsible

>painting ears on the goaler mask
Dumb

>edler
christ. it's no coincidence this team was doing better when he was injured

how else is he supposed to hear??

>Erik$$zeroN and Edler get injured
>team goes 7-2-1 even with that useless fuck Nilsson taking starts
>they return
>get BTFO by bottomfeeders

PURE COINCIDENCE, GOY

Good point desu

>Jest

THIS POPWERPLAY IS SPONSORED BY RAM

>tfw AHL level blueline

>This shitty pp
At least >our pk is good

did torts break edler?

>tfw you still have to lose some games, even when it's your year

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Edler needs to retire desu

The Ducks will overpay for him come the deadline

why does it look so dark in this arena?
are some of the lights out or what?

Hides the empty seats

it's so all the illegal mexicans in the crowd don't get their faces on TV

Hutton sucks so bad

kek
>the absolute state of sunbelt

sunbelt on absolute 24/7 suicide watch

Stop bullying shark bros. They are our friends

no snow = not my bro

captcha: north road

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looks like another game of nothing but penalty kills

Thank you nucks bro

wew sharks PP is worse than the canucks and that's really saying something

>Dorsett robbed of his weekly shorthanded goal

C'mon Burns, don't be jelly

cringe

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>implying this isn't part of Dorsett's 4D strategy to make the Sharks think they have the upper hand before he goes for a hattrick

We still have an elite pk fucc boi

>Dorsett matches his heart and hands with brains

God damn, it truly is our year

Derek dorsett is ugly as fuck desu

>Sedin line styling on opposition

What

give me some nick names for the inevitable 200 point line of Brock and Bo

>those shifts
noice

B'n'B

Dorsett's sidekicks

>its a horvat tries a toe drag but fails episode

Boes before hors

COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lel these weak ass slash calls

>Nucks special teams

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

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>canucks pp so bad its actually a disadvantage
lmao

COOOOOOOCH

>hutton on the pp
lmao

>when you have decent momentum but edler passes the puck offside somehow
lmao

>That pussy scream when he got slashed

>that distortion
lol

i hate edler so much bros, he's consistently bad for the past 4 years now

>cantpucks

>Edler's back to quarterback the PP gaiz!

who said that

Logan Couture looks like how Sidney Crosby would look if he were a guy

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