Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically

Wow this is sad.

clickhole.com/article/embarrassing-us-ranked-182nd-world-alphabetically-1855

Were going to stop common core. Sad!

Damn really makes you think

Man I'm a #CruzMissile now

>UK is only 2 points ahead

HA

Afghanistan is 1st on the list!?!? Holy shit.

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>Argentina that high

Maybe they are white

They might be able to reduce their suicide rate if they renamed themselves 1AAAmerica.

If the US conquered all of America, I'm sure they'd jump to the top 10 or something.

Come to this thread if you want to join the real discussion about whats going to happen next

Click hole is a satire site run by the onion fags

DELETE THIS

step it up burgers

Wtf I hate the alphabet now!

wtf i hate the alphabet now

That's it #I'mWithHer now

DELETE THIS

inb4 they change the state's formal name to !AMERICA

Is that why you removed letters in some words like "colour"?

The official name is AAAA - The United States of America

>we're STILL not called American States United

We should emulate Afghanistan

>tfw Albania would still be above us

he forgot Britain and England

Stay mad bro

why are americans so retarded?

we dueling network now

wow you sure are bright and smart, you were able to figure out what is going on even though all these other people fell for it.

Says the guy who's capital city is named Londonistan and has a Muslim mayor. Can't top that.

Beat me to the AAAmerica idea.

note: I think you're interpreting the suicide correlation backwards

Are Americans going to make their own version of the alphabet now?

Do you even know what "ALPHABETICALLY" means you fucking retard?

Kek

I lul'd.

GET DOWN you negros! All the way to the bottom of the ladder!

ZIMBABWE

WTF I hate america now!

Post this to Trump

It always makes me rage at the olympics opening ceremony when we have to wait 2 hours for our team to march. we really need to fix this.

we should officially go by "A United States of America"

Those bigots didn't list it as "America"

We already do. Ours ends in "zee", zedbong

Is Ă…land now officially the whitest place on Earth?

Trump just tweeted that if he's elected president he'll rename the country to the Aardvark States of America!

I CANT HANDLE THE EMBARASSMENT

this thread is amazing, so memed,
pol can be funny

Well hello, leddit!

WOW

O shit, i see this shithole on a list.

This is about as close as kekistan can ever get to the US - irregardless of the metric

Afghanistan is finally #1

wtf i hate the us now

pretty rare flag you got there

post some central asian qts please

you got google don't you?

PRETTY DAMN RARE, SON

>mfw even Sweden beats you

>ballistic skill 1
>strength 4
>toughness 4
>leadership 6
>special rule allahu akbar: ignores leadership test

I want hand-picked ones from a local expert.

Share with us, please, don't be selfish.

HIVEMIND

wow hello greatest ally

i am to you, like mexico is to the US... Not sure ally applies here - slave, maybe.