UFC Fight Night: Norfolk Gamethread #1

>Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 10 p.m. ET)
Dustin Poirier vs. Anthony Pettis
Matt Brown vs. Diego Sanchez
Andrei Arlovski vs. Junior Albini
Nate Marquardt vs. Cezar Ferreira
Raphael Assuncao vs. Matthew Lopez
Clay Guida def. Joe Lauzon via TKO (punches) at 1:07 of R1

>Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Marlon Moraes def. John Dodson via split decision (30-27, 27-30, 30-27)
Tatiana Suarez def. Viviane Pereira via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-26)
Sage Northcutt def. Michel Quinones via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Nina Ansaroff def. Angela Hill via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 6:30 p.m. ET)
Sean Strickland def. Court McGee via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Jake Collier def. Marcel Fortuna via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Karl Roberson def. Darren Stewart via submission at 3:41 of R1

This is the thread

I don't like assuncao

If you dont eat Kodiak Cakes you're never going to go beyond amateur

Lopez's leg is going to be broken in half.

HEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

This is the thread.

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEM

I always figured that was you spergy lol

HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEPY

HEEM SLEEPY

Someone post p0rn

HEEEEEM SLEEEEPY

Beautiful save by necktats ref.

I really want to get a tattoo but after you get them they scab and I know I would pull it off

this is the first time I've seen someone take advantage of the leg kicks in a long time.

UNREAL

MILKED

HEEEEEEEEEM

Respect not landing that hammer at the end

HOLY FUCK!!!

WHAT A FUCKING KNOCKOUT

ABSOLUTELY HEEM'D

heeeem

SLEEEPY

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

heem ded

>Assuncao
>1 punch deading a guy
what bizarro world are we living in

Assuncao is gonna fight Rivera now

HEEM DEAD

He's dead, Jim.

He seems to be sleepy

If I made a thread it would have paige as the OP

Dear diary: today a hue was not a filthy animal.

HEEM CLASSY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

Lopez took a dive

>dat self-control from a filthy animal

Impressive desu

Felder and Anik getting along, Anik didn't like Cruz because he's insufferable

He could've absolutely fucking buried him, props for holding up.

SOMEBODY get the reaction of the army guys, especially the little soyboy looking grossed second from the right.

...

those soldiers are fucking standing throughout everything

they couldn't afford chairs for the soldiers?

>held back from the hammer fist
nice.

What a classy cunt pulling that hammer back

r8

Born and raised in Georgia

>pulled the last punch

Whiteys will never have that kind of control

>soyboy
TRS pls

please stop posting.

Is that Paul Felder doing commentary? Was wondering who's voice that was

Many have done that
Shogun pulled his punch against lyoto for example

While Hendo tried to kill Bisping

>wooden paneling
do you live in a trailer?

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>pulled that last punch
>yfw he just missed

I would normally make fun, but I think this guy might be a hostage locked up in a basement somewhere.

>Whiteys
Holy shit an abo

Holy shit he's still unconscious
G-guys?

...

t. bugman

That gook lady is T H I C C

he has a win over TJ but TJ raped him in the recent rematch

it's just banter, huemanzee

this boring filthy animal begging for a third fight with tj. never gonna happen.

...

Did you see the way he dropped!? He's going to be napping for a while

Pics?

she's a fat ugly hog you no standards retard

Just going to post this.

God damn can that thicc Asian chick please sit on my face

finally a hue that can actually talk

Assuncao should fight Rivera, he'd whip that ass

GADOOOOOOOOOSH

Do pressure points really work? Is there a pressure point on your ear? Is that why people just collapse like dolls when they get hit there?

>I'm not the best but I deserve it
aww little midget doesnt do promos

He literally just said "I'm Brazilian,

pic?

Desu Bisping deserved it for all that shit he talked

So what? I can't reply to it because it's banter?

rock yourself my dude

webm of that girl in the red dress NOW

for living alone and poor is 8/comfy.

>the fat white chick with the brazil flag
Lmao

post your chair pls

GODDAMN dat big chinese lady mmmmmm

Damn he pulled the kill shot

Behind the ear/temple and yes some of them do

Nice self control for the hue

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaas I deed

taaaaaaanks to all da vederaan mayne

>/asp/

doesn't even look like a hard hit

Does Lopez have a glass jaw?

Punch yourself behind and below your ear

Ear shots can fuck up your balance. The last fight it was on the jaw. The lauzon fight is a good example of what an ear shot causes.

>that asian
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIICKKK

>Nate "The JUST" Marquardt

>YWN GET HEEMED BY THE ASIAN IN THE YELLOW DRESS
WHY LIVE
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Thank god I wasnt the only one that noticed that asian brap hog

directly on the jaw and a right hand my mand

You lose balance when you get hit there. That's the explanation they gave.