Brit/pol/ - Barth Edition

>BREAKING NEWS WITHOUT SOURCE BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED
Gove got absolutely fucked up by Andrew Marr, career ruined, leadership race down the toilet - All odds are on it being Leadsom vs May

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/

>TRAITOR CARSWELL "COULD BE SACKED BY MONDAY"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukips-only-mp-could-be-sacked-by-monday-says-party-leader-nigel-farage-a7114526.html

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

>CORBYN: "I'M STILL NOT LEAVING YOU KNOW"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36696712

>LEADSOM: "I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIED INTO STANDING DOWN FOR MAY"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/andrea-leadsom-interview-thatcher-god-and-why-i-should-be-prime/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>CRAZY MCDONNELL TELLS WORRIED MP "FUCK OFF" AFTER HE ASKS HIM TO STOP PRO-CORBYN PROTESTS OUTSIDE HIS CONSTITUENCY OFFICE
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671922/Shadow-Chancellor-John-McDonnell-s-F-word-rant-fellow-Labour-MP-row-death-Jo-Cox.html

>MORALITY MAN'S SUNDAY ARTICLES
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

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ello guvnah!

>TORY LEADERSHIP POLL
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>INSULT POLL
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nth for Smug Farage

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6 th for based Hurley

Based Barth

> Theresa "Five Eyes" May will become PM
> anime will be banned
> every camera will be government property
> Sharia law enforced.

How mad will Steptoe be when Chilcot shills the report and Blair gets away with it all?

Is there a video of Gove's downfall as mentioned in the description?

We need meme magic to destroy May before she blows up Brexit

>barth

Fuck off Cripplechan!

Read the fucking OP it's already been confirmed that Blair isn't going on trial

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yes m8 bbc 1 andrew marr show this morning
hope you paid your tv license :^)

Fuck off is American, Piss off is southern, sod off is Scottish, and bugger off is the only true British one.

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Is that where the Barth thing is from? They raided this morning

>tfw Philip (the man with a face too fat to even fit in a profile picture) C James has engaged me in a twitter firefight

"REEEEEEEEEE"

>sod off is Scottish
Sod off is English.

There is only one way to stop Blair.

Have you accepted Brexit isn't happening yet, lads?

So old Corbs is already apoplectic

"no"

Why is based Nigel always so smug after destroying the EU in parliament?

>dad said he likes May, gave no reasons
>mum said she hates Leadsom because her voice is wrong
>pointed out May's border control fuckups
>neither of them cared

Why am I even following this? I should stop giving a shit and go funpost on Sup Forums

Banter him out for us lad

Yes. We never said sod off traditionally.
t. Scot.

If they're not Tory members then it doesn't matter lad.

thread theme

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You can't _____ the Andrea

You can't _____ the Leadsom

I'm struggling, lads.

The good news is plebs can't vote in this leadership contest

Only based conservative party members have a say, and the majority of them are likely to be old, white and racist

No flotsam and jetsam for the Leadsom

"Och aye the noo."

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real thread theme

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You can't outplaya the Andrea

you can't be too headstrong around the Leadsom

You can't smear the Andrea?

still hot even at 50

>Andrea the player

Can't Eritrea the Andrea

Daily reminder that Farage is nothing but a media tool and puppet for Rupert Murdoch.

twitter.com/lilyallen/status/749591169865310208

Maybe, just maybe - she's immune to memes?

>Peas on a roast dinner.

Can't Tread on the Lead

Actual real thread theme:

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But seriously, who remembers this song being the absolute bomb when you were in year 9

And jewish

>Eritrea
>Outgun

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Meme magic won't work for her if we can't find a way to meme.

My 70 year old history teacher once gave me detention afterschool.

She put this on her classroom CDplayer and started fucking headbanging to marking paperwork. It was one of the most surreal moments in my life.

Is it LEAD as in the metal or LEAD as in when a general leads men into battle?

is this the video OP is referring to about Marr taking a poo on Gove?

youtube.com/watch?v=OdO4MHsvlGw

What did brit/pol/ have for sunday lunch?

>roast chicken
>string beans
>carrots
>chive gravy
>yorkshire pudding

If the irrelevant, noisome whore Lily Allen says so, it simply must be true!

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Makes me all giddy to see you go against May. Hate that cunt.

>Not Omen or even Firestarter

all we got was Agadoo & UPTOWN GIRL

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368951/Cyclists-prosecuted-just-like-drivers-kill-seriously-hurt-pedestrians.html

Andrea "Premium Rush is a Busted Flush" Leadsom

Having a chinky in a min, lad.

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>Objectively
>Given a flawless system
>Communism

Why fucking bother

I think this is the best one.

fuck off

Nice juicy steak.

Quintessentially British

Going to a Chinese for a friends birthday, doing beef roast tomorrow instead.

> Banana
> Rice and Chicken
> Cheeky pinch of some chips from my sister

being a /fit/fag is difficult some days

Made a curry with my sister.

Going to take the leftovers over to my parents' house once we finish washing the dishes.

sacrilege famm

I've tried looking all over the God damn place to find out SOME of Leadsom's political positions. I can't find a fucking thing.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck her positions are except being in the Leave camp?

Sounds comfy

>Agadoo

Essential Cubs disco core

You can't out-buxom the Leadsom

Lads if more MPs dont come out for based Andrea, then it's going to be gove.

>brexit blairite
>Waifu banning harpie

wew

>curry with my sister.


you ina hurry for some curry m8y ?

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theyworkforyou.com/mp/24829/andrea_leadsom/south_northamptonshire

pot noodle senpai

She's pledged to build massive machine that transports you into animeland

Leftover lasagna from a date yesterday

pretty good 2bh

Labour grassroots/10

I want you to ride my face but I'd never admit it/10

oooooooh that's nice

Child humanitarian, even has a charity for helping to kickstart their lives. It's no surprise when she's christian and has kids herself.

you look better than the average tripfag

15th June was a Wednesday.

Good effort though.

Hahaha nice meme friendo.

this is my issue with her
leadsom = refugees

She's right you know.

youtube.com/watch?v=VJhph5JWVxU

mate this one

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F for a lost cause.
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is theresa going to let us leave the eu?

She voted against taking in 3000 Syrian refugees

>not supporting the future British dictator

Your IPs have all been tracked

Probably but with the worst possible deal.

She can't ignore the vote entirely because the Brexit MPs can just defect to UKIP and ruin the Tory party's slim majority in parliament.

Thanks, your pic reminded me that i had some bread in my toaster.

Has YKTD been banned?

Also, CCTV in every living room will happen sooner than we think.