/afl/ International Rules Edition

Australia vs Ireland starting now.

Come shitpost.

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Is this being televised ?

>no stevie j to kick 5 goals

sad!

yes

Hahaha. What channel ?

which do you think you fucking idiot

channel 7

who /dabloos/ here?

>ireland avoiding this thread like it's a plump juicy ass

HEAVE HO UNNA

AFL doesn't have a world cup. I'm literally going to knock everyone in this thread the fuck out.

based fred poster

Got a Tinder fatty coming round lads

kek what kind of faggot anthem is this

nice, show pics

>jolly national anthem man

why is it always a woman the rest of the time?

Big strong muscular australian anthem

>potato-nigger anthem
faggy
>Australian anthem
strong, muscular, powerful

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that irish coach surely wasn't lacking in potatoes

>1/8 aussies have an std

shiiiiiiiitttt

This game is so strange. Does anyone care about it? Does it get played anywhere outside of this series?

No it's an ugly hybrid and apparently the irish aren't even professional players. I do miss footy though.

Burgoyne got no idea what he's doing

I only watch to see if they punch each others lights out

was danger gettin booed lmao

it was great back in the day around 2005 when no-one really gave a fuck and it was a just an excuse to throw a ball on the field and have a punch on, I even bought the jersey it's pure aussie KINO

>professional australians have no idea how to use a round ball

Extreme casual here. How does the Australian side get picked? Is it literally the All Australian team? I remember a few years ago they only picked abos in the team for some reason.

>Goddard as goalie
it's over for the Aussies

>goddard doing kick-ins

literally triggering as an essendon supporter

Cos we have been losing so much they made the criteria that everyone has to be an All Australian or there abouts.

Fucking Goddard

They changed the rules after that because it was a farce. They have to have been all Australian at some stage in their career. But doesn't have to be this year

it's not the AA team I think people can nominate to want to play and they pick the team, I remember Ablett saying he's withdrawing from contention to focus on pre-season

how much of this gay shit do I have to watch before they start punching on

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Who is "they"? Who actually picks the team?

AFL administration in conjunction with the appointed coach (coach is picked first then the squad is formed) I can't find anything beyond "selectors" of AFL admin.

is this quarters? or halves?

Free kick dangerfield has carried over to a different sport

>DangerCUNT already sweating and had enough
poof

Why doesn't Basil do stand up?

OH SHIT

>losing to a bunch of potato farmers
Time for the afl to fold

TATOS CANT HANDLE THE HEAT

every Goddard kick out takes at least a month off my life

>71 handballs to 13

are the ashes day/ night games?

>awesome mark
>followed by a "i have no idea how to kick" shot on goal

epitomises how the aussies play IRS.

Isn't he usually a good kick?

Yes but he is getting worse with age. He lost a game this year off a horrid kick-in error with 25 seconds to go. So now it's perpetual fear when he is kicking in a defensive position.

>double the disposals
why aren't we 50 points ahead?

GET THE FUCK OUT GODDAARRDDD

>this kicking

FYFE GOD

Let's get mashing lads

fyfe carrying the team desu

Ben Brown is useless

appologise

Fyfe, danger, hibbo our best

your pathetic

My man Simpson literally been driving every attack, by far best on ground so far

/nrl/ here, our thread is shit can I hang out with you guys?

>the ball is round
>everyone is so skinny
>there is some soccer net thing at the goals

I haven't watched afl for ages but when did it get so fucking weird lads

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AMA

>not a single American gracing this thread to be relevant
oof

Please watch the NRL

My fellow American, why are you in this thread these people don’t matter, they don’t even know how to play football

Wait other countries play this faggot sport?

Hello handsome

>america was not invited to the "International Rules Series"

stop posting

??????

t. Shaun Johnson

what?

FYFE YES

Is this some kind of soccer afl hybrid or some shit?

Its basically Gaelic

aussie rules gaelic hybrid

this is the gayest shit I've ever seen

KEK

gaelic/afl hybrid

It's like a slightly tougher gaelic

Play a real sport

Reminder Joel Selwood will kill the sport in 15 years when he develops severe CTE after his constant concussions

potato niggers btfo

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FYFE GOD

IT'S HAPPENING

Danger having a sook

someone has a stream for this game?

hi

RIP Ireland

>that time Fev went to a bar and just started punching cunts causing an international incident.

The first few AFL X games will be a shitfest

kek I forgot about that, too good.

australia keeps kicking it out
i don't like this rectangle meme

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>its ok to just throw it in