UFC Fight Night: Norfolk Gamethread #4

>Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 10 p.m. ET)
Dustin Poirier vs. Anthony Pettis
Matt Brown def. Diego Sanchez via KO (elbow) at 3:44 of R1
Andrei Arlovski def. Junior Albini via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-27)
Cezar Ferreira def. Nate Marquardt via split decision (28-29, 29-28, 29-28)
Raphael Assuncao def. Matthew Lopez via KO (punch) at 1:50 of R3
Clay Guida def. Joe Lauzon via TKO (punches) at 1:07 of R1

>Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Marlon Moraes def. John Dodson via split decision (30-27, 27-30, 30-27)
Tatiana Suarez def. Viviane Pereira via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-26)
Sage Northcutt def. Michel Quinones via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Nina Ansaroff def. Angela Hill via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 6:30 p.m. ET)
Sean Strickland def. Court McGee via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Jake Collier def. Marcel Fortuna via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Karl Roberson def. Darren Stewart via submission at 3:41 of R1

>Tapping to injuries

His ribs broke?

FIGHT OF THE YEAR?
FIGHT OF THE YEAR?
FIGHT OF THE YEAR?
FIGHT OF THE YEAR?
FIGHT OF THE YEAR?

Damn what happened?

SPICY ROLLER FELLAS

Rate the card out of 10

RIP

>pettis

lmao

SUBMISSION (POSITION)

Porrier has always been /ourboy/

Ouch

I hope Pettis is OK.

disappoint

Damn that sucks, fight was spicy so far

Separated his ribs a pretty common grappling injury when scrambling happens a lot in HS wrestling

>TKO via sit

however old this girl is out of 10

sage and this fight (meme ending too) were the only good things

god fucking damn it

>anti-climatic
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5, 4 without last fight

Pettis is done

Bit of an anticlimax desu

>that ending

>Submission (full mount)
KEK

I told you The Milwaukee crime family made him throw this fight. His ribs are "hurt" so he had to tap. Just like the holloway fight

That will be remembered as the best fight with the shittiest ending in ufc history

Well at least he can pay off the car with the bonus. I hope he gets a bonus.

Submission (taping BEFORE strikes)

Poirier now with TWO Fight of the Year contenders that ended weirdly

He heard a pop from the ribs and tore something. I did the same exact thing. Heard a pop and couldn't fucking turn my body for two weeks.

Damn I really thought that would go the distance lost a 10nner

diego sanchez

joanna tier tap-out

Poor UFC fighters.

Give everything in the fight and then have to go begging in the corner to get a pay day match up.

Her favorite fighter is Sage.

Submission (rib injury)

real niggas want the PAWG behind her

>tap

>TKO

Was that the first Scorpion Crunch finish in UFC history?

>ahhh help me duke

>Submission via transition

You are a pussy though

Spicy anticlimax is Dustin's specialty

did his shoulder pop out of socket?

thats the most disturbing thing about this semen slurping sport

Yeah I had something similar happen I was a fucking bitch pussy coward and just tapped for no reason

Whelp

God damn it he needs to stop buying toys.

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>Once suffered a seperated rib in while grappling
>I didn't tap(even though it hurt like hell)
>tfw tougher than former UFC champ

First fighter to lose because of his ribs since Derick Lewis

Damn why is Pettis so injury prone?

PLEASE PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE BOSS SIR IVE BEEN A GOOD FIGHT NIGGER MASSAH PLEASE MASSAH STOP HITTING ME MASSAH

>tko

>that bullshit ending to an amazing scrap
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>white guy says axed

USADA

dusteezy going oFF rn

>yfw too smart to tap to submissions

Pettis to bellator when?

Yeah but you didn't have the risk of getting brutally heemed if you continued on

That blood grappling was pretty fucking sick. Can we get a few webms of thos scrambles?

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not enough milk as a lad

how do you know she's got a fat ass?

Poirier been wrasslin GATORS in the BAYOU

he is from louisiana

More specifically acadiana "cajun" territory

Glass is the sharpest metal in Nippon. Glass slices through Samurai better than any steel. But Glass breaks easily too.

Punished Dustin would kill Conor

Very Spicy

>tfw will never eat her cunny and look up to see her making these faces

>white

because I'm a reall nigga

>responding to such a pitiful shitpost

It's good to see Dustin bounce back

HEEM ribby

viet fucking shits

I bet none of you faggots have even seen Fightville and you're all tryna claim Poirier as a boy.

Who was the qt next to Frankie lads?

need you to delete this post m8

Porrier is based af

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>pettis is a sure thing

Heem is literally never right

VIETNAMIES FUCKING SHITS

kek

ungrateful nationless kike

do you guys think she pooped today?

would unironically shit my pants

(( Ari Shaffir ))

she's the new goof image. make it happen spergy

HS wrestling coach/judo nidan (2nd degree)

This is a somewhat uncommon fluke injury that happens in scrambles.. I've seen more then a handful HS students and even judo brown and black belts hurt their ribs.

At the 3:06 you see Petis bridge up and away from the knot of the body triangle, he twist to his body to the side. Pressure is being applied to the body and there is space for Dustin, and Dustin flows/rides, as he flows he fills in the upper gap. Petitis turns in and sits up, at this point he is compressing his own ribs. What makes it worse for Petitis is that Dustin sits toward him, shoving all that weight toward the compressed ribs. Most likely separating the them forcing him to tap


Back in 1999, you had a rash of kids in folk style break ribs and they banned in later (body triangles/body turks)

I am horrified by how alluring I find Frankie's qt to be
Surely this can't be natural

lmao

muh big strong soldiers

She seemed like she really liked little fronkie

yes indeed

He could have posted a recent picture of Israeli soldiers doing the same thing to Palestinians but then that isn't kosher.

Kek I like it

That was pretty close, they're making it sound like Dustin was dominant

>you now realise how much calendar will spam girl-head.jpg