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howd you get that pic of me

/hoc/ needs to get its OP pic shit together.
I mean come on what the fuck is that

What's her name again?

is that a female (male) or a male (female)

if you have to ask, you'll never know

Fuck the Oilers and fuck sunbelt

Rude

reminder to report this cancer

>>the absolute state of carolina hockey

>missed my cousins wedding to watch NHL
am I a bad family member

DKSB17?!?!?!

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how salty you gonna be when Tampa wins the lee, friend?

Playoffs would be forgivable

this cousin never even acknowledges my existence at Thanksgiving or Christmas

somehow I don't feel bad

I need an eastcoast hockey team to support but all the cool teams are on the west coast.

midwest coast is where its at mate
>except chicago

unless you were supposed to set shit up or something, they probably don't care

tampa

Alright, I'll point you in the right direction.

nah I wasn't even in the wedding, just a bystander/moocher off the food a t the reception

>but mom will be pissed because she's all about keeping up a appearances with family

who's your team

MN Wild
wedding was in Madison, WI

Night nerds

>watching the wild ever
should have probably shown up user

has anyone here ever been banned from offtopic posting in /hoc/?

fuck you we won tonight

also every family event is the same for me
>hi user
>hi
>no further effort to talk to me
>sit in the corner alone for the rest of the day

to be fair i know this feel extremely well

only if they post "it"
if you know what I mean

I can't even talk about hockey with my cousins or my uncles or even my dad because all they care about is handegg

Just got shitfaced on spiked hard cider and stumbled home.

OFFICIAL /HOC/ LOVE AND HATE RANKINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

Love tier:

Canada*
Finland
America*
Norway
Sweden*
Denmark
Russia and the occasional slav
UK

Hate tier:

Grease
Tripfags
*albertans
*fairweather frogposting shitposters
*nylander poster
Grease
Armenia (RIP)
Costa Rica
Anime posters, and anime beggers

Unranked tier:

/cric/ posters
Euro mainland countries south of Denmark
Brazil is right on the cusp


Part deux

>not streaming the game on Fox Sports Go while at the wedding

m8

i can now officially agree to this list. well done.

NHL's streaming options are a ripoff.
I'll stick with LazyMan until this is rectified

>handegg
im not the biggest football fan either but kys my man

I don't know anything about hockey, but are the Capitals a meme team? It'd make sense since Ramona supports them.

Yes. I miss watching games to play fucking board games with my brother because I know it makes him and his wife happy. Dont get me wrong I enjoy playing them with him and his friends but you can always just check the score. Unless its the playoffs dont be such a twat you skip things like that over a meaningless November game for a wedding.

oh I'm sorry, would you prefer negrokneel?
fuck football

Going to bed friends. Please don’t (You) this post it will keep me awake.

I hate having to sit there and do nothing
I don't care if its my family

you

I meant to say hot cider not hard cider. Hard cider is what you drink when you dont like beer. Hot cider is where it is at this time of year.
sunbelters fall under the fairweather shitposters asterisk

You're gonna be awake anyways :P

>meaningless
no game is meaningless

For me it's Dubai Mighty Camels.

This isnt /r9k/, dont just sit in a corner and be grumpy. My lame as fuck cousin danced his ass off and made an ass of himself but was still welcomed. What MN fag are you anyways? I bet you are the one in houston county.
Grow a pair my man

indoor hockey arenas were a mistake

>a fucking mall

>yfw it's sustainable

>never scored a shortie
Bust

Do the East coast teams play earlier?

if you want to watch NHL you either have to stay up late or wait for a global series game like they just had in Sweden

most games are around 6 or 7 o clock
local time sorry mate

tfw your team is permanently tied to Finnish goaltending

Hockey is fucking boring and rigged

What team is that so I don't unwittingly bandwagon them

Albertans are scum of the earth. They think they're so funny and cool but the truth is they're rude, obnoxious, racist, dumb, and every guy is a manlet wanna be cowboy with a lifted up Ford to make up for his dick size and every woman is an annoying and vulgar ugly cunt.

Columbus blue jackets, but every team has its share of faggots. you just want to avoid penguins and blackhawks really.

Columbus Dudejackets.

>Hey user, what do you think about my team?

Win division, bounced first round in 6

Fucking rememberance day, why would I wanna celebrate a bunch if cowards killing innocent German and Oriental women and children while being misguided by Jews to destroy society and morals.

Watching SCAR win was pretty comfy

Is this the worst general on espee?

They're pretty cool. Hey can I smell your feet real quick?

Negro Felon League

Test

No, you're mom is xD

yes. hockey is rarely ever discussed. the only time it ever happens is on shallow aspects, such as if you were to start a power ranking on team aesthetics. otherwise, it's just memes, banter, and talking about whatever game is next, and then even the threads devoted to those games will rarely actually discuss the games, but instead devolve into memes and piss poor banter.

Hockey is a poor man's version of ice skating

Well all generals are cancerous but this one, its something special. Maybe its all the leafs

Canadian team power levels
Vancouver


Winnipeg
Toronto

Montreal


Calgary
Ottawa
Edmonton

>Sure user, hehe

this
what are we even doing here guys.

Pittsburgh wins Stanley I guarantee

>Duchene
>two games
>no goals

>Turris
>one game
>one goal
Hmmmmmm

I posted spam once and got banned =(

*blocks your path to the cup*

Yep, a couple of times tbf

First thing I ever masturbated to was an episode of Braceface when Sharon was in her skivvies.

What did he mean by this?

honestly the entire /hoc/ should be banned
including me
time to go to the penalty box, this general is just a disgrace and all of us need to rethink our lives

> keeping track of all the BLMinnesotans

how good is Connor Mcdavid?

About tree fiddy

yes

Decent but the entire team around him sucks

not 12.5m good, that's for damn sure

>mark scheifele isn’t on his team
lmao

>his team is the jests
How do you live with yourself?

for one I don’t live in winnipeg anymore so that helps.

Pathetic showing by the Nucks tonight. Can't believe I almost picked them as my team back in 09'

What the fuck, 5-0?
I turned it off with like five minutes left when it was 2-0 and went to sleep

They last goal was a penalty shot that should never have been called. Literally pathetic call by the ref tbf.

youtube.com/watch?v=FuOG5Kod5tI&t=0s

It was like watching an AHL team vs an NHL team honestly. Vancouver couldn't pass to save their life, misread SJ's breakouts all game, got cycled hard, and could barley make it out of their zone.

this league is garbage now serios

/bloos/

St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

Which player has the biggest cock?

Blues vs Leafs in the finals

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