Skull Island looks like a fucking joke

Skull Island looks like a fucking joke

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Whoever is in charge of touching up these photos is doing a bad job on Brie

>ok make her look panicked and vulnerable
>i said panicked and vulnerable not on speed..

that's her "oh shit" face

lol

But it looks like a funny joke.

Is it not a comedy? Why else would John C. Reilly be in it?

Yeah I can't believe it's in the same universe as Godzilla. It looks like a Saturday morning cartoon in tone and visuals and characters. I honestly could tune into a show about a guy voiced by John Goodman who lead a team to Skull Island and encountered the wackycrazy crashed WWII pilot and now he and his crew are stuck on the island uh oh! What kind of hijinx on the island of adventure will happen this week? Haha John C Reilly thinks he can build a plane from coconuts and banana peels, but Kong doesn't want his banana peels stolen!

Man, I remember fighting those in Ocarina of Time, dodongos was the name?

>Why else would John C. Reilly be in it?

Carnage from what I've heard is not a comedy.

What is the tax policy of Skull Island?

Kong himself seriously emotes more realistically than the actors.
I watched the behind the scenes interviews with them and you could not find a less enthused group of actors.

>academy award winner Brie Larson

hahaha oh shit. That caught me by surprise.

Are you sure?

Why should they care when this isn't gonna lead to a cinematic universe role that they can reprise over and over again?

Well, we need to talk about Kevin sure wasn't.

>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Jordan Vogt-Roberts, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Skull Island had a very ook ook philosophy: that if the kong was a good ape, the island would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Jordan Vogt-Roberts can say that Kong became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But doesn’t ask the question: What was Kong’s tax policy? Did he maintain a banana hoard? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these skullcrawlers? By the end of the movie, John Goodman is gone but all of the skullcrawlers aren’t gone – they’re in the caverns. Did Kong pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby skullcrawlers, in their little lizard cradles?

I wouldn't be so sure.

Of course it's a joke, it's really a penninsula

i hope this movie is shit and flops

I was watching the trailer to this when I put my hand through a window and had to go to the hospital and get stitches

seeing anything about this movie reminds me of that terrible morning

This will never compare to one of the most disturbing sequences ever shot for the last film

youtu.be/vKhVptqZAkg?t=209

>3/4
wtf

monster movie kino.

The fight with the 3 dinos is awesome too, some of the best use of CGI i've seen.
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Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

lets be honest, if any of us were in that situation we'd be freakin

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Upsize anything that is generallly the size of your big toe and you got yourself something truly horrific, also see Deep Rising.

Dr.Kang i'm CIA

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This movie was so fucking bad man. I literally timed the scene where Kong fights those t-rexes and it went on for 8 and a half minutes. Fuck you peter hackson.

>ps3 cgi monsters

Which Uncharted game is this?

Am I seeing things or did John C Reilly's jacket have "for your health" across the back

If it did... Hilarious.

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I only care about the Godzilla 2 post-credits scene with King Ghidorah apparently

What PS2 game is this?

Do people realize that Vittorio Storaro did this exact same cinematography onlty using film stock, camera filters, and color lighting gels decades before color grading and it looks better than this shit flick?

Underrated post

Looks just like the monsters from The Great Wall with Matt Damon

I refuse to watch any of these big budget, Chinese funded flicks. china is trying to take over hollywood. all of these actors are traitors desu

>Capeshitters trying to damage control their assraping by the coming Kaijukino wave

Traitors to who, to the Jewish mafia that controls Hollywood?

is there any chance that top will come off?

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Your mum looks like a fucking joke #MAGA

>pg-13

bad news buddy, at best she might get slimed or trapped in a web

Imagine the direction she got here

>okay now open your mouth and pretend a giant insect feeler is wiggling around inside your mouth
>okay looking like you want to suck on it is fine too i guess

>PG13 monster movie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>at best she might get slimed or trapped in a web

kek. i heard there was a cannibal holocaust reference in kong. don't know what that means seeing how its pg-13

why's there a guy with a katana in this movie

Might be how Kong kills his enemies, they probably find bone crawlers impaled on spikes from their tails through their mouths.

Loki ready to protect his waifu Captain Marvel.

lmao what am I looking at in this picture

They should do that more often instead of some big chunk of nothing with a face

I really hate her face for some reason

Yes you dangus

Find one R rated giant monster movie that isn't the host

What's Tom's excuse?

I honestly thought this was Shadow of the Colossus at first

Could this be the new bane?

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>tfw we might actually be getting the first good Kong movie since 1933
>we might actually get the first good giant ape movie since the mighty joe young remake

he looks fine, not like some bug eyed goomba

Ummmmmmmmm......... excuse me??? Are you shittalking Jack MOTHERFUCKING BLACK??

>3 minute clip from the movie

GODDAMMIT STOP THIS SHIT, I barely glance at youtube and I see like 15 new " teasers" for Logan!

that seems likely

Oh, yeah. Really fine....

>island big enough to support several giant species
>stays secret until modern times because storms

It does look good

>I really hate her face for some reason
Blonde hair with brown eyes is an affront to basic human decency.

>Blonde hair with brown eyes is an affront to basic human decency.

You're not wrong..

>the time of discoveries is over

The Mist

her face isn't that great but there's still something about her that is just HNNNG

She's fit. Like toned fit, not the britbong fit.

It's her tits user. She basically won the fappening.

Kristen Dunst had the best rack and classiest pics.

>nudes
>classy

It did

>It looks like a Saturday morning cartoon in tone and visuals and characters.

not being ironic -- i would like this

disgusting face would not pollinate

holy fug m8

>fag detected

her face looks better here when she's wet

The two leads look like trash. No wonder their in Marvel movies

Just have Goodman and Jackson for gods sake

sure thing user. sure thing.

wtf is up with Tom's neck?

Wew look at that bicep

she's going to carry this movie

We know less about what's beneath our feet then we do about space. Shoulda done a lost world style underground cavern with the island as the entrance to it